# Li'l Donnie forgot his lifts **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 25, 2019, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512 "2019-05-25T20:02:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/21 "2019-05-27T02:29:37Z")
> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#): > > Dear god. Soon: Naked Trump. Please stop. I can’t get the picture out of my head, where you can see he’s obviously wearing tighty-whities under his white golf pants. I do _not_ want to see him naked! ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/22 "2019-05-27T02:34:16Z")
> [@LAZombie](#): > > Maybe he was trying hide his cankles. > > No, wait that’s Hillary. But Hillary ain’t got nothing on Donnie’s badonkadonk. That fucker is yuuuuge. > [@QuickSilver](#): > > She strikes me as someone so fragile and damaged that she can’t think of anything but herself and about how she’s going to get through the next 15 minutes without a dramatic meltdown followed by curling up into a permanent catatonic state. Nah, I think she’s just as evil and corrupt as all the rest. I pity her not-at-all. She chose this nest of feces to call home and she’s done nothing to improve her position in life. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/23 "2019-05-27T02:46:05Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Nah, I think she’s just as evil and corrupt as all the rest. I pity her not-at-all. She chose this nest of feces to call home and she’s done nothing to improve her position in life. She’s a gold digger that hit a sewer and kept on digging. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/24 "2019-05-27T02:46:22Z")
I was scared when Trump was president and the GOP controlled both houses of congress. But now that the democrats control the house and they can investigate and block his legislative agenda, this stuff is just funny now. Our grandkids will never forgive us. “You have to understand, the president before him was black. BLACK. We had to do something to restore the racial hierarchy” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/25 "2019-05-27T02:54:42Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > But Hillary ain’t got nothing on Donnie’s badonkadonk. That fucker is yuuuuge. > > Nah, I think she’s just as evil and corrupt as all the rest. I pity her not-at-all. She chose this nest of feces to call home and **she’s done nothing to improve her position in life.** Posing naked doesn’t count? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/26 "2019-05-27T03:21:37Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Posing naked doesn’t count? Well, she did improve her position _financially_, I’ll give her that. And if that is the only vision she has for her life (which it is, just like everyone occupying Planet Trump), then she’s a smashing success. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/27 "2019-05-27T04:13:22Z")
[Hmmm…](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5Sr6STU4AAeIuP.jpg) [Hmmmmm…](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5SqmnHUUAAuPvC.jpg:large) [Could be](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-91da4a90bc4b302b32121edf701795ee-c). > [@Defensive\_Indifference](#): > > Dear god. Soon: Naked Trump. [Here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvRbNWQUsAAHHTH.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/28 "2019-05-27T05:28:31Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > [Hmmm…](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5Sr6STU4AAeIuP.jpg) > > [Hmmmmm…](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5SqmnHUUAAuPvC.jpg:large) > > [Could be](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-91da4a90bc4b302b32121edf701795ee-c). > > [Here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvRbNWQUsAAHHTH.jpg). Auggh, too few spoiler levels! ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/29 "2019-05-27T06:36:18Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Please stop. > > I can’t get the picture out of my head, where you can see he’s obviously wearing tighty-whities under his white golf pants. I do _not_ want to see him naked! Stormy Daniels picked his penis out of a row of plaster models on the Stephen Colbert show. Do you want a link to that? ---
**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/30 "2019-05-27T07:59:18Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > He evidently has no one with the temerity to say such things as, “your pants are too long”, or “you have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your shoe”. I don’t have a piece of toilet paper stuck to my shoe! Fake news! You do! ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/31 "2019-05-27T08:35:20Z")
“Billions” of dollars, and can’t afford a fucking tailor. As far as outrages go, this is a big “meh” for me. But it’s still fucking ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/32 "2019-05-27T09:46:09Z")
I never noticed what he wore before because I never paid any attention to him or watched his stupid show. I always found him obnoxious. Did he always dress this way (baggy like a little boy who’s trying to wear his dad’s suits)? He’s definitely always had the stupid hair. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/33 "2019-05-27T12:00:21Z")
Never paid attention to him either. Never saw his show. You’d think they could send over a guy from Men’s Warehouse or something to get him a wardrobe that fits. I’d really like to see the US military send taller, and taller men and women to greet him at these functions. Staff in the White House should start wearing lifts too. See just how far he would go with his heightening. It’s FUBAR, might as well have some fun. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/34 "2019-05-27T13:18:20Z")
This is one of the things that suggests that he is deranged. One of the advantages of being rich is being able to afford someone to advise you on your clothes and hair. Trump clearly listens to no one on these points. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/35 "2019-05-27T13:48:37Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > And none of his aides could give him a hint that his look was going to be noticed and ridiculed, because the New Normal is that Trump accuses anyone who criticizes him of having committed treason. And subject to the death penalty. > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Please stop. > > I can’t get the picture out of my head, where you can see he’s obviously wearing tighty-whities under his white golf pants. I do _not_ want to see him naked! Nah. [This](https://imgur.com/vQ7gDr4)is how he wears his tighty-whities. > [@pythonzzz](#): > > [https://twitter.com/Redpainter1/status/1131745126215241730/photo/1](https://twitter.com/Redpainter1/status/1131745126215241730/photo/1) > > Presenting The Orange Slob. > > Maybe he will able able to dress himself one day… And in that picture, he’s asking, “What are all these white thingies for?” ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/36 "2019-05-27T13:51:57Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > And in that picture, he’s asking, “What are all these white thingies for?” “I like veterans who don’t die”. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/37 "2019-05-27T14:09:46Z")
Maybe it’s his tailor’s revenge for getting stiffed on the bill. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/38 "2019-05-27T14:45:50Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > Trump clearly listens to no one on these points. Or any other point. Remember, nobody knows more about [insert subject] than Trump. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/39 "2019-05-27T14:57:10Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Nah, I think she’s just as evil and corrupt as all the rest. I pity her not-at-all. She chose this nest of feces to call home and she’s done nothing to improve her position in life. Oh, I wasn’t saying she should be pitied. She deserves nothing but contempt. I just find it satisfying to see her have to suffer humiliation after humiliation. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/40 "2019-05-27T15:14:23Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Never paid attention to him either. Never saw his show. You’d think they could send over a guy from Men’s Warehouse or something to get him a wardrobe that fits. Count your blessings. In NYC, he’s been ubiquitous since the fucking 1970s. Jackhammering beautiful statuary…bragging about adulterous sex affairs…calling for capital punishment for black kids…going to court for keeping blacks from renting in his properties…bragging about his buildings and how he did everything faster and taller and better than anyone else…slagging people who called him out, like Rosie O’Donnell and the comic who said he was half orangutan…bragging about his hot daughter on Howard Stern’s radio show… His smirking mug was plastered over the front page of the _New York Post_ at least once every couple of weeks, you couldn’t miss him as you passed every newsstand. No wonder he’s hated here more than anywhere else, even Berkeley and Boulder. Even NYC conservatives think he’s a ball of shit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512.md?page=3)