# Li'l Donnie naps at dinner

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 4, 2019, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006 "2019-06-04T11:08:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/1 "2019-06-04T11:08:42Z")

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> **[Trump Falls Asleep On Queen Elizabeth And Humiliates America](https://www.politicususa.com/2019/06/03/trump-asleep-queen.html)**
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> Donald Trump was captured on video falling asleep while the Queen delivered her banquet speech in honor of the US/British relationship.

Low energy.

Sad.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/2 "2019-06-04T11:14:17Z")

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“I was preying to Jeesus. And I was concencrating on the words Elizabeth-- Beth, my friend, was saying, even though she gave me some dumb book as a gift while my mail order bride got a jewelree box we can pawn!”

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/3 "2019-06-04T11:34:09Z")

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He was probably bored because she wasn’t talking about him.

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/4 "2019-06-04T11:34:28Z")

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He should try that at dinner with his bff Kim

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/5 "2019-06-04T12:01:36Z")

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This is nothing let alone anything that deserved a thread. Save your energy.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/6 "2019-06-04T12:55:55Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> This is nothing let alone anything that deserved a thread. Save your energy.

Buzzkill!

We’re just tryin’ to have some fun. Don’t begrudge us the petty amusements that brighten up our dull lives. 😛

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/7 "2019-06-04T13:31:05Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> He was probably bored because she wasn’t talking about him.

100%  
If the Queen wanted to keep Trump from looking like a fool (which why should she?) she might occasionally shout out “Trump!” during her address.

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**Author:** ![LAZombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b38774/32.png) [@LAZombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LAZombie)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/8 "2019-06-04T13:42:48Z")

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I thought he was doing a Ruth Bader Ginsburg imitation. No one laughed because you’re not supposed to make fun of the dead.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/9 "2019-06-04T13:50:57Z")

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> [@LAZombie](#):
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> I thought he was doing a Ruth Bader Ginsburg imitation. No one laughed because you’re not supposed to make fun of the dead.

Look, I understand that people making fun of Trump really upsets you for some reason, but your little _ripostes_ just don’t resonate. Please up your game.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/10 "2019-06-04T14:11:52Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Look, I understand that people making fun of Trump really upsets you for some reason, but your little _ripostes_ just don’t resonate. Please up your game.

That _was_ upping his game.

Pathetic, ain’t he?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/11 "2019-06-04T14:27:33Z")

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> [@LAZombie](#):
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> I thought he was doing a Ruth Bader Ginsburg imitation. No one laughed because you’re not supposed to make fun of the dead.

bellend

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/12 "2019-06-04T14:30:40Z")

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Guys, he was conserving his Vast Mental Energies so he can tackle the Great Issues of the Day.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/13 "2019-06-04T14:33:17Z")

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He was dreaming about ice cream, and numbers of scoops.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/14 "2019-06-04T14:35:11Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> He was dreaming about ice cream, and numbers of scoops.

I bet the Queen gets three!

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/15 "2019-06-04T15:10:57Z")

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> [@LAZombie](#):
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> I thought he was doing a Ruth Bader Ginsburg imitation. No one laughed because you’re not supposed to make fun of the dead.

This would be amusing if RBG didn’t have more brainpower while asleep than the Mango Mussolini (and, incidentally, you yourself) does wide awake.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/16 "2019-06-04T15:36:33Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> 100%  
> If the Queen wanted to keep Trump from looking like a fool (which why should she?) she might occasionally shout out “Trump!” during her address.

“Are we keeping you awake, Donald?”

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/17 "2019-06-04T15:56:24Z")

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Well, in Trump’s defense, he at least didn’t barf on his host…[George H. W. Bush vomiting incident - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush_vomiting_incident)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/18 "2019-06-04T17:15:53Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Well, in Trump’s defense, he at least didn’t barf on his host…[George H. W. Bush vomiting incident - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush_vomiting_incident)

We can only hope he [doesn’t do worse.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKDX-qJaJ08)

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/19 "2019-06-04T17:37:47Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Guys, he was conserving his Vast Mental Energies so he can tackle the Great Issues of the Day.

Calculating his golf handicap? (Math is hard.)

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-naps-at-dinner/835006/20 "2019-06-04T17:47:45Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> (Math is hard.)

[Yep](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHFB40WOMOo).

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