# Limericks R Us

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/limericks-r-us/261788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 27, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/limericks-r-us/261788 "2004-08-27T14:48:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/limericks-r-us/261788/21 "2004-09-06T16:46:29Z")

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A grizzled old flautist from th’ Outaouais  
Heard knocking, got up, put his floutaouais,  
And opened the door;  
There entered a whore  
With whom he proceeded to routaouais.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/limericks-r-us/261788/22 "2004-09-06T17:03:28Z")

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> [@danceswithcats](#):
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> It should be noted that we’ve gone this far without any submissions rhyming with ‘Nantucket’. 😛

Post #16 was aimed at you, btw.

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