# LIMERICKS

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/limericks/8002>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 7, 1999, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/limericks/8002 "1999-09-07T04:12:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 1999, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/limericks/8002/121 "1999-09-17T20:04:00Z")

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Okatym, you’re a sadist you say;  
I’m sorry, but I don’t swing that way.  
And I’m not one to cheat,  
So I’m stuck with my meat  
As long as my girlfriend’s away.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/limericks/8002/122 "1999-09-18T00:23:00Z")

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So DIVEMASTER wants to be flamed;  
Wishes to be verbally maimed.  
My name’s not been slurred,  
Nor insult incurred,  
Attack him? Why, I’d be ashamed.

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**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/limericks/8002/123 "1999-09-18T01:10:00Z")

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Divemaster, you misunderstand,  
A spanking is not what I planned.  
You asked for a hit,  
Or a barb (like the pit).  
I didn’t offer to give you a hand. 😉

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/limericks/8002/124 "1999-09-18T01:13:00Z")

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Here’s something I didn’t expect, you-all:  
Loco thinks I am too sexual.  
The lim’ricks you’ve read  
Have come from my head;  
But not the one that’s intellectual!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/limericks/8002/125 "1999-09-18T02:21:00Z")

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All your limericks keep my heart stirred,  
But the length of this thread is absurd.  
Here’s what we’ll do:  
We’ll start a Part 2!  
I look forward to each silly word…

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**Author:** ![GOD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/34f0e0/32.png) [@GOD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GOD)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/limericks/8002/126 "1999-09-18T02:28:00Z")

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 1999, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/limericks/8002/127 "1999-09-18T03:43:00Z")

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