# Lindsay, go away. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 10, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995 "2010-03-10T17:30:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/1 "2010-03-10T17:30:17Z")
So by now I’m sure we’ve all heard about Lindsay Lohan’s latest attempt to stay in the [spotlight](http://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_scene/2010/03/lindsay-lohan-would-like-100-million-please.html). Can I just say LOHAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET REALITY! Thank you. I needed that. ---
**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/2 "2010-03-10T17:42:26Z")
You told her! See you in MPSIMS! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/3 "2010-03-10T17:43:38Z")
You know, if she just went back to the way she looked circa _Mean Girls_ I’d be totally into her again. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/4 "2010-03-10T17:50:23Z")
You can’t save everyone - just try not to be living next door to them when they go off. (I think it was Dennis Miller who said that.) ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/5 "2010-03-10T17:58:23Z")
Gotta love typos in big, red fonts. It’s like when you’re fighting with your spouse or boss and about to deliver the perfect _coup de grace_ retort but half-way though, you sneeze. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/6 "2010-03-10T18:03:12Z")
She must really need an income source right now. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/7 "2010-03-10T18:05:53Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > You know, if she just went back to the way she looked circa _Mean Girls_ I’d be totally into her again. It’s not really about looks- even the hottest person can be completely insane or otherwise difficult to be with. ETA: I agree, she really needs to go away. She can’t get work, everyone in Hollywood seems to hate her, and you’d think that by now she’d have given up. But no, she just sinks to lower and lower depths. Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/8 "2010-03-10T18:11:22Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > Gotta love typos in big, red fonts. It’s like when you’re fighting with your spouse or boss and about to deliver the perfect _coup de grace_ retort but half-way though, you sneeze. Typo? ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/9 "2010-03-10T18:20:08Z")
> [@smoke](#): > > You told her! See you in MPSIMS! **hops on this thread…needs a ride to MPSIMS** That commercial is so funny. I never made any connection to Lindsay Lohan, but that commercial is gold. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/10 "2010-03-10T18:20:17Z")
I love that commercial but even paying attention to it when it’s on never caused me to consider it was Lohan they were talking about. Responsibility for Lindsay’s rep as a trashy little alkie is no fault but her own. Wow, the irony of crying that a baby’s making fun of you. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/11 "2010-03-10T18:27:40Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > It’s not really about looks- even the hottest person can be completely insane or otherwise difficult to be with. Hah! As if. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/12 "2010-03-10T18:32:15Z")
> [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](#): > > She must really need an income source right now. Which magazine do you think she’ll pose for first, Playboy, Penthouse, Club or Swank? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/13 "2010-03-10T18:33:57Z")
I think she’s a genius, and I am going to copyright my name (unusual spelling) so that anytime anyone anywhere tries to use my name, I can sue the shit out of them. :rolleyes: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/14 "2010-03-10T18:34:31Z")
Playboy is way too classy for her. I predict she’ll end up doing some bizarre fetish porn, in the end (ha!), then in ten years she’ll go on Celebrity Fit Club and enjoy a short-lived comeback. Or die soon. Either way. ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/15 "2010-03-10T18:37:03Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > Playboy is way too classy for her. I predict she’ll end up doing some bizarre fetish porn, in the end (ha!), then in ten years she’ll go on Celebrity Fit Club and enjoy a short-lived comeback. Or die soon. Either way. Well for $29 bucks or less I’ll be buying it. I love the new jr modding in the pit. I thought this was\*\* ivan/ivn\*\*'s lair? ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/16 "2010-03-10T18:46:46Z")
Wow, that commercial was in reference to her? I think she’s delusional.\* \*I hope she doesn’t sue me for that. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/17 "2010-03-10T18:48:21Z")
Who is Lindsay Lohan? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/18 "2010-03-10T19:05:44Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Who is Lindsay Lohan? Incorrect. The correct question is Who WAS Lindsay Lohan? ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/19 "2010-03-10T19:06:02Z")
> [@Skammer](#): > > Wow, that commercial was in reference to her? I think she’s delusional.\* > > \*I hope she doesn’t sue me for that. Since you phrased it the way you did, you’re probaby safe. “In my opinion she is batshit-crazy.” ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/20 "2010-03-10T19:09:31Z")
> [@photopat](#): > > Which magazine do you think she’ll pose for first, Playboy, Penthouse, Club or Swank? None of the above. The correct answer is New York Magazine. > **[Lindsay Lohan Recreates Last Nude Photo Shoot of Marilyn Monroe -- New York...](https://nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/)** > > In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe that have collectively come to be known as “The Last Sitting.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995.md?page=2)