# Lindsay, go away. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 10, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995 "2010-03-10T17:30:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/41 "2010-03-13T15:42:43Z")
> [@Icerigger](#): > > I only know of her from The Parent Trap remake that cable has shown 100,000,000 times. What ever happened to her sister? She was even cuter. ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/42 "2010-03-13T16:57:09Z")
Does anyone else have a really hard time remembering her face? I know I’ve seen her a couple of times, certainly often enough that I should be able to recognize her on sight, but I never do; whenever I see a picture of her, it feels like somebody I’ve never seen before. It’s genuinely puzzling to me, I don’t have that problem with anybody else (though there seems to be a pool of young blonde starlets I always confuse with each other, and I have a hard time with Keira Knightley/Natalie Portman, but all of those will at least feel familiar on sight). Does she change her looks often, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/43 "2010-03-13T19:59:15Z")
> [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](#): > > Does anyone else have a really hard time remembering her face? I know I’ve seen her a couple of times, certainly often enough that I should be able to recognize her on sight, but I never do; whenever I see a picture of her, it feels like somebody I’ve never seen before. It’s genuinely puzzling to me, I don’t have that problem with anybody else (though there seems to be a pool of young blonde starlets I always confuse with each other, and I have a hard time with Keira Knightley/Natalie Portman, but all of those will at least feel familiar on sight). Does she change her looks often, perhaps? I don’t have a problem recognizing her when I see her, but picturing her in my head is hard. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/44 "2010-03-13T23:49:08Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Incorrect. > > The correct question is Who WAS Lindsay Lohan? Incorrect. The correct question is who WILL Lindsay Lohan be after her upcoming movie with Danny Trejo and Robert DeNiro comes out. I’m not a fan, but she’s a looong way from midnight infomercials and weird porn. > **[Machete (2010) ⭐ 6.6 | Action, Crime, Thriller](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/)** > > 1h 45m | R ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/45 "2010-03-15T17:13:36Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > Incorrect. > The correct question is who WILL Lindsay Lohan be after her upcoming movie with Danny Trejo and Robert DeNiro comes out. > I’m not a fan, but she’s a looong way from midnight infomercials and weird porn. > [Machete (2010) - IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/) I’ve loved Robert Rodriguez since El Mariachi, pero this movie disturbs me. How can a movie with Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson or Lindsay Lohan be any good? Then again, how can a movie with the Avellan twins, Robert DeNiro, Cheech Marin, Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez be bad? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/46 "2010-03-15T19:33:11Z")
How can a movie with Jessica Alba not be worth at least a look? ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/47 "2010-03-15T19:45:00Z")
Hopefully she’ll have a gun in place of her severed arm and have at least one scene where she makes out with Michelle Rodriguez. And in the background the Avellan twins are watching _Grindhouse_. ---
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/48 "2010-03-16T21:29:17Z")
> [@Rack-a-Bones](#): > > Hopefully she’ll have a gun in place of her severed arm and have at least one scene where she makes out with Michelle Rodriguez. And in the background the Avellan twins are watching _Grindhouse_. And fighting over a man who’s too old for them. Looks like a spin-off of Planet Terror, as Rose McGowan is listed as Cherry Darling. Jeff Fahey and Tom Savini reprise their roles from Planet Terror too. Man, I can’t wait to see this! ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/49 "2010-03-16T22:08:26Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > You know, if she just went back to the way she looked circa _Mean Girls_ I’d be totally into her again. Seriously. She’s aged 20 years in the last five. She’s what, 24? She looks forty. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/50 "2010-03-16T22:16:03Z")
> [@photopat](#): > > LOHAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET REALITY! > [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > Gotta love typos in big, red fonts. I’m dying to know – where’s the typo? ---
**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/51 "2010-03-16T22:20:12Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > I’m dying to know – where’s the typo? I figured it was supposed to be “get real”, because “get reality” is a rather odd way of phrasing it. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/52 "2010-03-16T22:24:11Z")
Oh. Since the ad was about milk, I assumed it was a play on “Get milk,” as in “Take a look at reality, it’s not all about you.” That’s why I asked. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@Mister\_Owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Owl)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/53 "2010-03-16T23:26:24Z")
My prediction, Lindsey will soon find Jeebus. Or else OD. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/54 "2010-03-18T22:55:36Z")
> [@zweisamkeit](#): > > I figured it was supposed to be “get real”, because “get reality” is a rather odd way of phrasing it. I know, but I like odd phrasing. Do you not? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995/55 "2010-03-18T23:39:28Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > I’m dying to know – where’s the typo? It should be spelled LOHAN, WE CARE SO LITTLE ABOUT YOUR WHINING THAT WE’RE NOT EVEN GOING TO START A DISCUSSION ABOUT THIS! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-go-away/531995.md?page=2)