# Lindsay Lohan in trouble again. This time really serious. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 21, 2012, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186 "2012-08-21T17:59:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/61 "2012-08-28T17:27:05Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Where are you throwing those parts? Into the quarry? Junkyard Olympics. Coming soon on The History Channel. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/62 "2012-08-28T17:27:12Z")
Apparently some of the items were returned to the homeowner. He gave them to the cops as evidence. Don’t you just hate it when your guests steal the silverware? 😛 Lindsay has no class at all. The silverware? geez > **[Lindsay Lohan -- Blaming Jewelry Theft On Suge Knight's 'Son'](https://www.tmz.com/2012/08/28/lindsay-lohan-blaming-jewelry-sam-magid-theft-suge-knight-son/)** > > Lindsay Lohan claims she's been framed in the theft of $100,000 of watches and sunglasses, telling friends the real culprit is a man claiming to be Suge Knight's son. Problem is ... cops aren't buying what she's selling. > [@](#): > > Magid told cops Monday … he was in touch with 2 of Lindsay’s friends – one of whom is Andrew Knight – and they said the night of the theft Lindsay had handed them a bag with 2 or 3 pieces of the stolen items wrapped in her t-shirt. The 2 men returned the items to Magid. Other items were still missing. > > Magid also said he was in touch with Lindsay, who told him she had hidden some of the other items around the house because she was afraid they would be stolen by burglars. We’re told Magid told cops Lindsay confessed she was on Ambien at the time she hid the jewelry and was hazy about exactly what happened. > [@](#): > > We’re told yesterday Magid gave cops Ziploc bags containing some of the stolen items. In addition to the watches and sunglasses, we’re told Tiffany monogrammed silverware was also taken. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/63 "2012-08-28T18:45:44Z")
There’s always the fact that they’re investigating her lying about not being the one driving during her most recent car accident. She’s really going to be in serious trouble for that. She is going\* down\*! Just kidding. Again, nothing will happen. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/64 "2012-08-28T19:47:55Z")
> [@](#): > > In 2010, Lohan was suspected of stealing a $35,000 Rolex watch, and fur flew in 2008 when she was accused of ripping off an $11,000 mink. Both incidents were eventually deemed misunderstandings and she was not charged. Poor Lindsay must be the most misunderstood person on the planet. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/65 "2012-08-28T20:18:01Z")
I don’t care if she did it or not. All I know is that the more this happens the closer she sinks to my league. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/66 "2012-08-28T20:40:52Z")
Why do people keep inviting her to parties? ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/67 "2012-08-28T20:57:09Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > Why do people keep inviting her to parties? They like the melodrama? ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/68 "2012-08-28T22:52:56Z")
How many times do I have to say there’s no there there? [Lindsay Lohan in the Clear: D.A. Declines to File Jewel-Heist Charges](http://www.eonline.com/news/341592/lindsay-lohan-in-the-clear-d-a-declines-to-file-jewel-heist-charges) > [@](#): > > “One of the suspects makes a vague admission that he and the others were there, and that ‘someone’ took something but is not more specific than that,” the evaluation continued. “The fact that our suspects are found in a car that is similar to the one seen at the time of the burglary adds little to the case. In addition to these evidentiary insufficiencies, the [victims] do not wish to pursue the prosecution of this matter.” … > > “If he says nothing was taken, then how do you prosecute?” criminal defense attorney Troy Slaten, who has no affiliation with Lohan, tells E! News. “This is pretty weak with the victim saying nothing was stolen. I don’t see how you proceed at all if the victim says was nothing was taken.” > > Slaten said he didn’t see any reason why authorities would be pushing so hard to prosecute, “except that this is Lilo and everyone has the hots for prosecuting her.” ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/69 "2012-08-28T23:05:43Z")
> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#): > > [Lindsay Lohan in the Clear: D.A. Declines to File Jewel-Heist Charges](http://www.eonline.com/news/341592/lindsay-lohan-in-the-clear-d-a-declines-to-file-jewel-heist-charges) Surely this means that Lindsay’s second career as a stripper is also ruined and she’ll now have to spend the next 60 years in jail. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/70 "2012-08-29T15:35:54Z")
Just what in God’s green hell is wrong with this woman? Why won’t she just _behave_? Don’t drive drunk, don’t steal, don’t walk out on hotel tabs. It’s not that difficult! > **['Please remove your belongings from the suite': Stern letter sent to Lindsay...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2195179/Lindsay-Lohan-banned-famous-Chateau-Marmont-hotel-46-000-unpaid-bill.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)** > > Lilo stayed in the upscale Chateau Marmont Hotel in West Hollywood during June and July of this year, all the while racking up heavy room service bills. Edit: I know, I know, constantly getting in trouble keeps her name in the press. But to what end? What is she hoping to achieve? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/71 "2012-08-29T16:13:02Z")
70 posts in and no Doper has come in to express bewilderment that we are discussing celebrity gossip and/or berate us for it? You people are slacking! ---
**Author:** ![PacifistPorcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PacifistPorcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PacifistPorcupine)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/72 "2012-08-29T16:28:36Z")
> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#): > > Just what in God’s green hell is wrong with this woman? Why won’t she just _behave_? Don’t drive drunk, don’t steal, don’t walk out on hotel tabs. It’s not that difficult! > > [Lindsay Lohan 'banned from the famous Chateau Marmont hotel over $46,000 unpaid bill' | Daily Mail Online](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2195179/Lindsay-Lohan-banned-famous-Chateau-Marmont-hotel-46-000-unpaid-bill.html?ito=feeds-newsxml) > > Edit: I know, I know, constantly getting in trouble keeps her name in the press. But to what end? What is she hoping to achieve? I think the real story here is that there are 2 entries on her bill for non guest parking on 6/17. Why is nobody trying to find out who was staying with her that night and what they were all doing? The people have the right to know! ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/73 "2012-08-29T16:44:06Z")
The prices these celebrities pay is just unreal. No wonder they blow through their million dollar paychecks. $75 a day for a hotel computer? You could buy a laptop to use in your room in ten days at those prices. Who the heck wants to live in a hotel room for months anyway? Her hotel bill would almost buy a house in my neighborhood. 75 grand gets a nice home here. So, Lindsay’s luck saved her again. No charges because the homeowner won’t cooperate. One of these days her luck will run out. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/74 "2012-08-29T19:17:26Z")
I think there are much bigger questions here. Namely, Who is this “claimed” son of Suge Knight? Why is it “claimed”? Who the hell is “Suge Knight”? What the hell kind of name is “Suge”? Come on, the people want to know! ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/75 "2012-08-29T19:26:23Z")
“Suge” is a nickname - what a diner waitress calls you when she’s shortening the word “sugar.” “Top that off for ya, Suge?” Suge Knight is a rap/hip-hop tsar/gangster. [Here, let me google that for you.](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=suge+knight) ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/76 "2012-08-29T20:43:31Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Suge Knight is a rap/hip-hop **tsar** /gangster. Bolding mine. So he’s Russian royalty?! ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/77 "2012-09-22T15:29:32Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Bolding mine. > > So he’s Russian royalty?! Not White Russian, though. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/78 "2012-09-23T05:31:58Z")
> [@bup](#): > > [Here, let me google that for you.](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=suge+knight) Thanks, but I actually did look him up. You missed the point. ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Wayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4bbf92/32.png) [@Charlie\_Wayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Wayne)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/79 "2012-09-23T09:28:03Z")
A friend who had had some trouble with the law once told me, “the best way to avoid jail is to never do a crime with anyone else”. If you commit a crime together with someone else, there may be no trouble for a long time. But then that person may get arrested and they may have some good reason for not wanting to go to jail and they will almost certainly rat you out to avoid jail time if they can. You may think you are very good friends with them. But even a brother or sister or husband or wife will rat you out after some time has passed. He told me that when it comes to committing crimes, it was essential to do everything alone and to never talk with anyone about it. Otherwise, you are almost certain to go to jail. It seems to me that most of the time when someone goes to jail, they could have avoided it by keeping their mouths shut. Suppose Lindsay did arrange for these two guys to steal some watches. She brought her brother with her awa these two guys. If the cops track down these two guys, what are the odds they will go to jail rather than tell the cops about Lindsay’s part in this? Even her brother might be willing to talk and I assume these two guys are not as close to her as that. We all should know the game the cops play in a case like this. Whoever will talk to them and give evidence that will put one or more of the others in jail gets a pass. The rest go to jail. And even if Lindsay had nothing to do with it, what do you think the odds are that these two guys will tell the cops some lie that she was the mastermind so they can avoid jail? I would think she has a big problem on her hands with this. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186/80 "2012-09-23T19:13:13Z")
I disagree. She will skate. Nothing will happen. Nothing. It will all be dropped. I predict! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan-in-trouble-again-this-time-really-serious/632186.md?page=5)