# Lindsay Lohan **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 22, 2005, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927 "2005-05-22T03:50:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/1 "2005-05-22T03:50:26Z")
Lohan’s “Sell by” date is in the past. TPTB will try to milk her hype well a little more, but–bleh. Pop culture artifact. ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/2 "2005-05-22T04:03:39Z")
There was a time when I celebrated her. When she first turned 18, I was drooling for her and my friends called me a perv despite her being 18 puts her only 3 years younger than me. Now? I wouldn’t screw here with _his_ dick. I mean, she looks sickly and the blond hair just does NOT do it. There is such a thing as too thin. Truly there is. And Lindsay has hit that point. ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/3 "2005-05-22T04:12:06Z")
I used to love looking at her. Now it’s like looking at Skeletor. [Cite](http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/52954700.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=E2399169AC85D6DE3CD9B8550AEAEDDCD0EBBC3B216921F3621B2AC3A62513D3), for **Good Egg** ’s sake. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/4 "2005-05-22T04:20:51Z")
Man, she was hot like two months ago. That’s one of the most precipitous declines I’ve ever seen. She looks like the crackhead Olson Twin. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/5 "2005-05-22T04:35:13Z")
> [@Stark Raven Mad](#): > > [Cite](http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/52954700.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=E2399169AC85D6DE3CD9B8550AEAEDDCD0EBBC3B216921F3621B2AC3A62513D3), for **Good Egg** ’s sake. Who is the creep she is with? Yeeeeeccccch. Anyway, I agree that LL is probably a non-starter. 5 years from now, people will ask, “Lindsay Who?” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Kenneth\_Noisewater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@Dr.Kenneth\_Noisewater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Kenneth_Noisewater)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/6 "2005-05-22T05:04:38Z")
Good. If only it were 5 minutes from now. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/7 "2005-05-22T14:42:17Z")
She’s plastered on all the tabloids now. Who in the hell is she? I’ve never heard of her before, seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/8 "2005-05-22T14:49:06Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > She’s plastered on all the tabloids now. Who in the hell is she? I’ve never heard of her before, seriously. > **[Lindsay Lohan - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0517820/)** > > Lindsay Lohan, Actress: The Parent Trap. Lindsay Dee Lohan was born in New York City, on 2 July 1986, to Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan. She began her career at age three as a Ford model, and also made appearances in over sixty television commercials,... She burst upon the scene as one of Disney’s young stars. Her dad was her manager for a while and now she and her mom have a restraining order on him now after drinking problems came up. Also, she and Paris Hilton are good friends. ---
**Author:** ![SlyFrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SlyFrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlyFrog)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/9 "2005-05-22T15:29:09Z")
> [@Good Egg](#): > > I am watching SNL right now. Lindsay Lohan is host. She has lost a lot of weight and is blonde now. I think she looks much worse. She looked healthy and nice before. Some can carry off blonde, such as Britney, but it looks odd on Lindsay. > What your opinion on Lohan? > By the way, Tina Fey is expecting. I do know that she has some big ass titties. [Cite.](http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/big-ass-titties.shtml) * * * MODERATOR INSERTS WARNING: LINK IS NOT WORK-PLACE SAFE! ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/10 "2005-05-22T15:43:01Z")
Oh my God… Why does she not have arms anymore? She now just seems to possess sticks… ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/11 "2005-05-22T15:47:03Z")
> [@SlyFrog](#): > > I do know that she has some big ass titties. > > [Cite.](http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/big-ass-titties.shtml) NOT safe for work, y’all. Funny, though. ---
**Author:** ![SlyFrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SlyFrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlyFrog)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/12 "2005-05-22T15:51:15Z")
> [@Marlitharn](#): > > NOT safe for work, y’all. Oh yeah, forgot about that. I’d be perfectly happy if a mod wanted to throw a label on it. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/13 "2005-05-22T16:07:01Z")
She used to be so pretty. Then she went blonde, (allegedly) got breast implants, and lost way too much weight. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/14 "2005-05-22T17:25:51Z")
I think that the blond would look better on her if she didn’t have freckles. ---
**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/15 "2005-05-22T17:30:09Z")
She looked so pretty and healthy a few months ago and now, she looks almost anorexic. Poor girl. Must be all the stress and pressure getting to her or something. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/16 "2005-05-22T18:24:40Z")
> [@monica](#): > > She used to be so pretty. Then she went blonde, (allegedly) got breast implants, and lost way too much weight. Implants? Not like you could tell now. Must’ve lost every other bit of natural padding when the weight dropped. My husband used to think she was really lovely and natural, and now isn’t the least bit interested. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/17 "2005-05-22T18:55:09Z")
> [@Ferret Herder](#): > > Implants? Not like you could tell now. Must’ve lost every other bit of natural padding when the weight dropped. My husband used to think she was really lovely and natural, and now isn’t the least bit interested. As for the implants, look at the difference between the first [picture](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://leksi.dk/l/grafik/lindsay_lohan-september2004.jpg&imgrefurl=http://leksi.dk/l/lindsay_lohan.htm&h=400&w=321&sz=98&tbnid=G64QNBnAJ3oJ:&tbnh=120&tbnw=96&hl=en&start=54&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlindsay%2Blohan%26start%3D40%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLD,GGLD:2003-43,GGLD:en%26sa%3DN) and the other ones. ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/18 "2005-05-22T19:11:55Z")
Wasn’t she a natural redhead, too? There’s a million bleach blonde girls out there for every natural redhead. My name is also Lindsay, and while I was kind of hoping that as she got more popular, people would stop misspelling my name so much, now I’m worried that it’s going to be seen as a dumb, slutty name, like Britney. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/19 "2005-05-22T19:41:55Z")
> [@ronincyberpunk](#): > > Now? I wouldn’t screw here with _his_ dick. I mean, she looks sickly and the blond hair just does NOT do it. I’d **go** with Skinny Blonde Lindsay – but I’d be thinking of Voluptuous Redhead Lindsay! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/20 "2005-05-22T19:46:08Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > I’d **go** with Skinny Blonde Lindsay – but I’d be thinking of Voluptuous Redhead Lindsay! 😉 That’s fine BrainGlutton, but since I go with Lindsay’s arch-enemy Hillary Duff you and I will be expected to break up their cat-fights, understand? 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927.md?page=2)