# Lindsay Lohan **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 22, 2005, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927 "2005-05-22T03:50:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/21 "2005-05-22T19:49:21Z")
> [@zamboniracer](#): > > That’s fine BrainGlutton, but since I go with Lindsay’s arch-enemy Hillary Duff you and I will be expected to break up their cat-fights, understand? 😉 Could you guys like, um, take your time with that? And have the camcorders ready, K? ---
**Author:** ![Pensandfeathers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Pensandfeathers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pensandfeathers)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/22 "2005-05-22T19:52:18Z")
Having a sizable chest myself, there was never a doubt in my mind that hers were real. However, considering how much weight she’s lost, she doesn’t have the added oomph being voluptuous once gave her. 'Tis a shame - she was my favorite of the teenage “It” girls. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/23 "2005-05-22T19:53:53Z")
> [@Mirror Image egamI rorriM](#): > > Wasn’t she a natural redhead, too? There’s a million bleach blonde girls out there for every natural redhead. > > My name is also Lindsay, and while I was kind of hoping that as she got more popular, people would stop misspelling my name so much, now I’m worried that it’s going to be seen as a dumb, slutty name, like Britney. I believe (and I don’t have a cite for this at the moment, sorry) that she was the first redhead picked up by the modelling agency she was with as a child. Ford modelling agency, perhaps it was? Also, she was a redhead in the movie she made when she was younger, a remake of The Parent Trap. [Wasn’t she adorable? And natural-looking?](http://www.bcpl.net/~miss4k/pt00.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/24 "2005-05-22T19:58:56Z")
Last weekend I went to Wango Tango at Angel Stadium and Miss Lohan was a performer. As soon as she came on stage, my friend and I looked at each other and said, “Wow…blonde is def. not for her.” Then we noticed how freakishly tiny she is. We concluded that someone needs to hand her a sammich and tell her to NEVER \*SING AGAIN. Cite: [Her on stage at Wango Tango](http://www.kiisfm.com/timages/photo/KIIS-FM_29174_17.jpg) \*It really isn’t “singing” per se…more like screeching. ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/25 "2005-05-22T20:04:16Z")
It’s so tragic, because she’s cute and reasonably charming - so _why_ the blond? What in the world possesses these actresses to bleach their hair when _every other actress out there is a goddamn blonde_ and it usually looks awful on natural brunettes? Plus, you know, the anorexia and Paris Hilton and stuff. Lindsay, don’t share a drink with Paris. You’ll end up with STDs heretofore unknown to science. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/26 "2005-05-22T20:08:27Z")
**Excalibre** She dyed her hair for an upcoming movie where she is playing some famous actress’s daughter. The actress is blonde so she dyed her hair blonde- or at least that is her excuse. It looks awful, that’s all I know. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/27 "2005-05-22T20:20:42Z")
Umm… wigs? Why not do it for the movie and then change it back? ---
**Author:** ![Soapbox\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Soapbox\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soapbox_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/28 "2005-05-22T20:45:17Z")
My guess is that she’s on coke. It’s not possible to lose that much weight so fast naturally. Hell, even her breasts have disappeared. ---
**Author:** ![SlyFrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SlyFrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlyFrog)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/29 "2005-05-22T21:13:39Z")
> [@Soapbox Monkey](#): > > It’s not possible to lose that much weight so fast naturally. Hell, even her breasts have disappeared. So what you’re saying is that Lindsay Lohan, she no longer has big ass titties? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/30 "2005-05-22T21:15:45Z")
For the n-teenth time in a row, the musical guest outshines the guest host. Tinay Fey is pregnant? MY BOYS CAN SWIM!!! (I thought Maya Rudolph was expecting. Not that they both can’t be, it was a wild time that night. Just wondering.) Best line of the night: “I don’t know, I’m Lindsay Lohan from 2007.” ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/31 "2005-05-22T21:22:01Z")
I just went to the supermarket, and I took the opportunity of time spent at the checkout line to become an authority on all things Lohan. I can confidently report that Star magazine has a picture of her at 140 lb during the shooting of the Herbie movie remake. That picture scared her so much that she dieted to take off a full 25 lb. Even her doctor asked her whether she’s anorexic. The cover story calls her Scary Skinny. She still looks better than the 97 lb version of Nichole Ritchie. When celebrity magazines start calling you too thin, you’re too thin. Even her skin looks more like Teri Hatcher’s mottled rooster neck than the healthy 18-year-old glow she had only last year. And as for her being blond… see the Laura Prepon thread for thoughts on redheads turned dishwater blondes. Lindsey, come back. The world wants you as you were. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/32 "2005-05-22T21:50:01Z")
Her thinness and blondeness has been all the talk on the entertainment news shows lately. The blonde is for a movie she’s doing and the thin is supposedly due to a new [fingerquotes]workout routine[/fingerquotes]. However, when one works out a lot and still maintains a healthy diet they usually convert fat to muscle and they look toned, not anorexic. I venture to guess that her new workout routine involves avoiding places with food. To all the guys that would still “do her” aren’t you worried she might just snap in two? ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/33 "2005-05-22T23:03:07Z")
Even skinny and blond, she’s hotter than any woman I ever had sex with. I could overcome the snappage anxiety. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/34 "2005-05-22T23:10:39Z")
> [@River Hippie](#): > > Even skinny and blond, she’s hotter than any woman I ever had sex with. That makes two of us. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/35 "2005-05-22T23:58:08Z")
> [@monica](#): > > As for the implants, look at the difference between the first [picture](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://leksi.dk/l/grafik/lindsay_lohan-september2004.jpg&imgrefurl=http://leksi.dk/l/lindsay_lohan.htm&h=400&w=321&sz=98&tbnid=G64QNBnAJ3oJ:&tbnh=120&tbnw=96&hl=en&start=54&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlindsay%2Blohan%26start%3D40%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLD,GGLD:2003-43,GGLD:en%26sa%3DN) and the other ones. She looks absolutely beautiful in that first picture. ---
**Author:** ![chefjef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e480ec/32.png) [@chefjef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chefjef)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/36 "2005-05-23T00:03:30Z")
She does. She went from being such a knockout to being such a crackhead-looking person. And she is rumored to party way too much. Soon she’s going to be the next Tara Reid as far as jokes are concerned - and might have an Ari (from that show entourage) saying “Where’s the tequila? (or, insert:crack or insert: diet pills)? Lindsay Lohan already been here?” (Please tell me someone remembers that line - so hilarious) Anyway - it’s sad, and I read an article, also in the grocery store, that said showed like 8 pictures of her and she really has gone from being a healthy, gorgeous girl to being a tiny, skeletal, strung-out, washed-up looking person. I feel for her and worry about her. She’s gotta stop looking to Nicole Richie for advice - maybe they egg each other on… ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/37 "2005-05-23T01:14:57Z")
> [@River Hippie](#): > > snappage anxiety. Can we not use the term “snappage” (as is snap in two) when discussing intercourse? As a guy, I cringed. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/38 "2005-05-23T01:50:30Z")
> [@Good Egg](#): > > :). You weren’t with Amy that night also,were you? You’d have heard the moaning if I was, trust me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/39 "2005-05-23T02:48:58Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > That makes two of us. Yeah, but you’re cheating. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927/40 "2005-05-23T03:32:35Z")
[QUOTE=Knorf] Who is the creep she is with? Yeeeeeccccch.QUOTE] Hollywood speed dealer? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohan/304927.md?page=3)