# Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics are very meh **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 9, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667 "2011-12-09T21:01:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/1 "2011-12-09T21:01:32Z")
[Per Gawker](http://gawker.com/)Playboy editors apparently photoshopped the crap out of her and blew off all her tats and freckles. There are better looking women at your office. Seriously. > [@](#): > > Second, they photoshopped out her freckles and tattoos, which is a pretty significant change; we aren’t looking at Lindsay, but a Lindsay-shaped work of graphic art. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/2 "2011-12-09T22:30:23Z")
The freckles are the best… well, not the _best_ part. But I like the freckles. ---
**Author:** ![stegon66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@stegon66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stegon66)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/3 "2011-12-09T22:30:36Z")
> [@](#): > > There are better looking women at your office. Not really. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Accident](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Mr.Accident](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Accident)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/4 "2011-12-09T22:32:47Z")
They got rid of her freckles? That’s her best feature! Not that I’m much interested in seeing her nude at this point. Last time I saw her on tv she was looking ghastly. ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/5 "2011-12-09T22:36:18Z")
Why does every no-talent, washed up female celebrity who wants to show off their tits and ass for a few bucks and one last moment in the spotlight have to try and get themselves made up to look like Marylin Monroe? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/6 "2011-12-09T22:36:40Z")
Please, please, someone stop me from clicking on the link. I’m a weak man. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/7 "2011-12-09T22:47:06Z")
> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#): > > Why does every no-talent, washed up female celebrity who wants to show off their tits and ass for a few bucks and one last moment in the spotlight have to try and get themselves made up to look like Marylin Monroe? It’s a good look. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/8 "2011-12-09T22:51:33Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [Per Gawker](http://gawker.com/) I find it funny that Gawkers current top story is a christmas gift guide and the Lohan piece is actually below it. So, if you click on the link expecting to see naked pics of LL, instead you get “Gifts For Your Dog”. Aw c’mon, she’s not that bad, Gawker :). ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/9 "2011-12-09T22:53:12Z")
> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#): > > Why does every no-talent, washed up female celebrity who wants to show off their tits and ass for a few bucks and one last moment in the spotlight have to try and get themselves made up to look like Marylin Monroe? Because gentlemen prefer airheaded, highly intoxicated, slutty blondes. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/10 "2011-12-09T22:54:00Z")
Thanks for the link. The story about the Abercrombie boys was…intellectually stimulating. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/12 "2011-12-09T23:03:13Z")
> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#): > > Why does every no-talent, washed up female celebrity who wants to show off their tits and ass for a few bucks and one last moment in the spotlight have to try and get themselves made up to look like Marylin Monroe? I don’t think she is a no-talent, but … yes. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/13 "2011-12-09T23:16:28Z")
> [@bup](#): > > It’s a good look. It’s an outdated and artificial look. As is Bettie Page. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/14 "2011-12-09T23:20:27Z")
> [@hajario](#): > > They got rid of the freckles? That is downright fucking criminal. I think that freckles are about the sexiest thing ever. What a shame. A girl without freckles is like a night without stars. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/15 "2011-12-09T23:26:35Z")
Wow. That’s just not her at all. Not that I’m too surprised, seeing as, if it actually were, she couldn’t be in Playboy. Not only is she not really that sexy due to premature aging, but she just doesn’t fit the Playboy image. She looks like a pinup from another decade. And we know that’s not how she acts or looks in real life. ---
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/16 "2011-12-10T00:01:02Z")
It truly doesn’t even look like her. What’s worse, in the first few shots, it looks like they Photoshopped her head on from some other picture! And to think how pretty she was just a short time ago… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/17 "2011-12-10T01:29:13Z")
I saw her photo above the Yahoo story announcing the Playboy pix and that was enough for me. She looks like a scank ho. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/18 "2011-12-10T01:41:49Z")
How did she even get Playboy to pay for naughty pictures of her? I mean, it’s not like she hasn’t already been giving away shoots for free for years now. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/19 "2011-12-10T02:51:37Z")
She still has surprisingly nice boobs, but I agree with the OP that otherwise they are very meh. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/20 "2011-12-10T03:50:06Z")
Yeah, I much prefer the nudes she did for New York magazine a few years back. They too were Marilyn Monroe poses, but they didn’t go nuts with the Photoshop. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/21 "2011-12-10T04:33:49Z")
To this day, I have never understood the Lindsay Lohan love. Was she a cute kid? Sure. But as a teenager and young adult, she’s basically been a trainwreck on the order of Brittany Spears. Is that why she’s so popular? People enjoy watching the trainwreck? I’m not surprised that her Playboy pictures are meh. Her everyday pictures with clothes on are very meh [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667.md?page=2)