# Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics are very meh **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 9, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667 "2011-12-09T21:01:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/22 "2011-12-10T04:51:40Z")
> [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](#): > > I saw her photo above the Yahoo story announcing the Playboy pix and that was enough for me. She looks like a scank ho. To give your take the proper punch, I think \*\*skank \*\*is spelled with a “k”. I am NOT a spelling NAZI. I looked through the pictures, and I hardly recognize her. I also didn’t realize she had such large breasts, but that’s what surgery is for. And any scars she has were obviously brushed out. Who buys playboy anymore? ---
**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/23 "2011-12-10T05:16:34Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > She still has surprisingly nice boobs Not terribly surprising. She’s 25 years old. Unfortunately, if someone doesn’t manage to help her, she might not make it to 35. ---
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/24 "2011-12-10T05:55:30Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > To give your take the proper punch, I think \*\*skank \*\*is spelled with a “k”. I am NOT a spelling NAZI. > > I looked through the pictures, and I hardly recognize her. I also didn’t realize she had such large breasts, but that’s what surgery is for. And any scars she has were obviously brushed out. > > Who buys playboy anymore? You think those hangers are fake?!? I don’t think so. Those boobs are about the only real thing in that whole shoot. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/25 "2011-12-10T05:56:43Z")
Real tits, fake person. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/26 "2011-12-10T06:55:00Z")
I can’t look at her without thinking of all the drugs and booze that’s wrecked her life. Only a week before these photos were taken she had a bad, bad case of meth mouth. Her Teeth were literally rotting. A quick trip to the dentist hid the damage while she got these photos made. [http://gawker.com/meth-mouth/](http://gawker.com/meth-mouth/) I’m more disappointed with Playboy. I heard Hef demanded that she reshoot because the first batch of photos wasn’t up to their standards. Ripping off the famous Marilyn photos were the best they could do? :dubious: What happened to the he full monty she promised (tits, twat, ass)? It was reported that Playboy insisted that she go the full Monty. Not anything nasty like Hustler, but at least something should show. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/27 "2011-12-10T13:26:47Z")
What’s most sad is she surely thinks this is a shot in the arm for her career. I give it about 6 to 12 months before someone “steals” and releases a sex tape. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/28 "2011-12-10T14:09:54Z")
Why waste a million on Lindsay Lohan when all you are gonna show is an artist rendition of a vaguely Lindsay Lohan looking woman. ---
**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/29 "2011-12-10T16:53:53Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > It’s an outdated and artificial look. As is Bettie Page. apparantly, they shou8ld be trying to look like Jennifer Anniston since she was voted the most beautiful woman **ever**. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/30 "2011-12-10T17:09:35Z")
As mentioned (and linked) in the Gawker article, her 2008 \*New York Magazine \*Marilyn homage was actually better (and included the freckles). I can only imagine, **aceplace57** , that in the end _Playboy_ figured they had already so much of a sunk investment in this feature that they might as well go ahead with what they could get and be done with her. Another example of the sad twilight of the institution. One would think Hef of all people would be more protective of the iconic Marylin image. ---
**Author:** ![heathen\_earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/13edae/32.png) [@heathen\_earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heathen_earthling)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/31 "2011-12-10T18:22:17Z")
Does _Playboy_ ever publish pics that aren’t “meh” these days? Ridiculously photoshopped women in boring poses are basically what they’re known for. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/32 "2011-12-10T19:03:44Z")
> [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](#): > > You think those hangers are fake?!? I don’t think so. Those boobs are about the only real thing in that whole shoot. Seriously? Wow. I’m amazed. I guess the size is what threw me. I never remember her having such large breasts. And, given her drug addictions, she tended to look undernourished to me. Don’t women’s breasts take a big hit when the owner is losing weight? ---
**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/848f3c/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_Dunlop)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/33 "2011-12-10T19:24:28Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > To this day, I have never understood the Lindsay Lohan love. Was she a cute kid? Sure. But as a teenager and young adult, she’s basically been a trainwreck on the order of Brittany Spears. Is that why she’s so popular? People enjoy watching the trainwreck? I’ve literally never witnessed any Lindsey Lohan love, even on the Internet. People just enjoy watching a train wreck. ---
**Author:** ![busterpickle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@busterpickle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/busterpickle)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/34 "2011-12-10T21:01:41Z")
I looked and she still has her freckles. The light and “soft” style of the period photography of Monroe is what is diminishing them. But, they are there. I don’t think she ever had “meth mouth”. Her meth mouth looks better than mine and I have never done drugs. I also find it hard to believe the “professional” opinion of some Hollywood paper. That being said, she really does not have a whole lot left other than her appearance. So, getting her teeth whitened, which is what it basically looked like, would not surprise me. All you have to do is look at all the Hollywood stars and see how many have the “big teeth” look due receding gums from excessive whitening. Also, IIRC, she is a smoker. If she were to put the butt to the center of her lips to avoid the “lip drag” that smokers get when they stick a cig in a corner, then the two front teeth would get tainted from the tar more than the others. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/35 "2011-12-10T21:19:55Z")
Huh - I guess I’ll be the one to link to the actual article: > **[Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Pictures Are a Letdown](https://www.gawker.com/5866715/all-of-lindsay-lohans-playboy-pictures-are-a-letdown?tag=celebrity-skin)** > > Lindsay Lohan's much-discussed "boobs, ass, and vag" Playboy photoshoot has leaked online in its entirety (NSFW link) and it's a massive letdown. First, there is no "vag." Second, they photoshopped out her freckles and tattoos, which is a pretty... ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/36 "2011-12-10T23:11:25Z")
> [@Fuzzy\_Dunlop](#): > > I’ve literally never witnessed any Lindsey Lohan love, even on the Internet. People just enjoy watching a train wreck. Back in the _Mean Girls_ era, she was a decent actress with excellent prospects of doing great work. It’s a crying shame to see what she’s become. ---
**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/37 "2011-12-10T23:17:46Z")
I think Playboy went with a retro look because her body isn’t very toned. The retro looks fits. I think a retro artist’s model or pin-up look would have been a better choice. The whole Marilyn thing has been done to death. Other than that, I think she is still a pretty girl and if she finishes getting her act together, she can still have a decent career and a good life. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/38 "2011-12-10T23:17:53Z")
she’s still way out of my league. **ETA:** well, if I was 10 years younger. wait, that doesn’t sound right either. n/m ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/39 "2011-12-12T22:12:24Z")
Watch _Machete_, quite a bit of her bits in that bit, freckles and all. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/40 "2011-12-12T23:01:44Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > Seriously? > > Wow. I’m amazed. I guess the size is what threw me. I never remember her having such large breasts. And, given her drug addictions, she tended to look undernourished to me. Don’t women’s breasts take a big hit when the owner is losing weight? She’s always had huge tits. Even when she was a teenager, people always made comments about it. [Some](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4h09tVD4zBY/TaVV5j8pu-I/AAAAAAAACUc/tOU5QoEMZeo/s1600/H1.PNG) [pics](http://www.historyguy.com/celebrity_history/lohan_bikini.jpg) of [teenage](http://imceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Lindsay-Lohan-Hot.jpg) [Lindsay](http://mcrapu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lindsay-lohan.jpg) [Lohan.](http://www.myceleb.net/pic/Lindsay_Lohan_0150.jpg) I don’t think these pictures are awful or anything, but I feel her biggest misstep was not bringing back the red hair. That’s the one thing you hear people complain about the most about her for years-- the awful blonde hair. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/41 "2011-12-12T23:38:07Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > She’s always had huge tits. Even when she was a teenager, people always made comments about it. > > [Some](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4h09tVD4zBY/TaVV5j8pu-I/AAAAAAAACUc/tOU5QoEMZeo/s1600/H1.PNG) [pics](http://www.historyguy.com/celebrity_history/lohan_bikini.jpg) of [teenage](http://imceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Lindsay-Lohan-Hot.jpg) [Lindsay](http://mcrapu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lindsay-lohan.jpg) [Lohan.](http://www.myceleb.net/pic/Lindsay_Lohan_0150.jpg) > > I don’t think these pictures are awful or anything, but I feel her biggest misstep was not bringing back the red hair. That’s the one thing you hear people complain about the most about her for years-- the awful blonde hair. Thanks for posting the pics. I just realized that the last time I remember seeing her in a picture was when she was in “The Parent Trap”. No wonder I don’t remember that body. Quite amazing, actually… they actually appear real. The only pic that they look like they might be fake is the first one, but the rest of those pics show a real set of breasts. Looking at her now is indeed sad. She was actually pretty. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667.md?page=3)