# Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics are very meh

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 9, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667 "2011-12-09T21:01:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/42 "2011-12-12T23:43:50Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> The only pic that they look like they might be fake is the first one, but the rest of those pics show a real set of breasts.

She was actually super young in that first picture. I’m not sure exactly how old she is there, but when I was 16, my tits looked pretty fake too.

It’s all down hill from there though.

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/43 "2011-12-12T23:49:29Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> She was actually super young in that first picture. I’m not sure exactly how old she is there, but when I was 16, my tits looked pretty fake too.
> 
> It’s all down hill from there though.

How old is she (approx) in the second pic? I couldn’t believe that when I opened it. She looked… attractive. As in WOW!

What a waste.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/44 "2011-12-12T23:57:07Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> How old is she (approx) in the second pic? I couldn’t believe that when I opened it. She looked… attractive. As in WOW!
> 
> What a waste.

The second picture is actually newer than the others. She’s my age, I think, so that was a few years ago— probably 20/21. It was right around the time she got all crazy anorexic with Nicole Richie.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/45 "2011-12-14T11:51:30Z")

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As a long time luster after Jennifer Aniston, I was once, while unemployed, out to spend my last couple of pounds on food.

In the shop there was a sealed" Mans Interest" magazine, with pics of J.A. on the cover showing skin, and the title J.A. Bares All!.

So instead of buying food I got the mag, (It was probably an ancestor of mine who sold the cow for a handful of magic beans).

When I got home, nothing!

Not so much as a nipple, let alone the good bits.

“Baring All” was about her talking about her emotional problems (Plus a nice little con by the magazine publishers).

As its her body that I’m interested in, not her mind, it was a huge, (and hungry) let down.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/46 "2011-12-14T14:40:33Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> Who buys playboy anymore?

I still have a subscription, and I enjoy it. The overall quality is inconsistent these days, it’s true, but the interviews are usually top notch; the columnists tend to be interesting (though I still miss the late great Asa Baber); sometimes the fiction is OK; many of the cartoons are good for a laugh.

And, there’s purty pictures of nekkid girls in it. It’s really OK to appreciate tasteful, non-pornographic nudes.

My annual subscription comes out to less than 2 bucks an issue, so it’s not that much of a financial investment either.

As for the Lohan pics, I haven’t clicked on the link – I’ll probably just wait for it in my mailbox. But the celebrity pictorials tend to be disappointing as a rule anyway, so I’m not exactly giddy with anticipation.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/47 "2011-12-14T14:46:35Z")

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Lohan actually seemed a very talented actress – she was quite good in **Mean Girls** , for instance. But after that, she got out of control and self-destructed.

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**Author:** ![SunSandSuffering](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@SunSandSuffering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunSandSuffering)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/48 "2011-12-14T15:18:22Z")

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From the “Herbie Fully Loaded” [IMDB trivia page](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400497/trivia):

“Before release, Disney decided that Lindsay Lohan was a bit too busty for the image they wanted for the film, and used digital techniques to reduce her bust size.”

B@stards.

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/49 "2011-12-15T00:56:15Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> As a long time luster after Jennifer Aniston, I was once, while unemployed, out to spend my last couple of pounds on food.
> 
> In the shop there was a sealed" Mans Interest" magazine, with pics of J.A. on the cover showing skin, and the title J.A. Bares All!.
> 
> So instead of buying food I got the mag, (It was probably an ancestor of mine who sold the cow for a handful of magic beans).
> 
> When I got home, nothing!
> 
> Not so much as a nipple, let alone the good bits.
> 
> “Baring All” was about her talking about her emotional problems (Plus a nice little con by the magazine publishers).
> 
> As its her body that I’m interested in, not her mind, it was a huge, (and hungry) let down.

This is one of the funniest stories I’ve read in a long time out here!

Thanks for sharing!

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/50 "2011-12-15T01:16:21Z")

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> [@Wheelz](#):
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> I still have a subscription, and I enjoy it. The overall quality is inconsistent these days, it’s true, but the interviews are usually top notch; the columnists tend to be interesting (though I still miss the late great Asa Baber); sometimes the fiction is OK; many of the cartoons are good for a laugh.
> 
> And, there’s purty pictures of nekkid girls in it. It’s really OK to appreciate tasteful, non-pornographic nudes.
> 
> My annual subscription comes out to less than 2 bucks an issue, so it’s not that much of a financial investment either.
> 
> As for the Lohan pics, I haven’t clicked on the link – I’ll probably just wait for it in my mailbox. But the celebrity pictorials tend to be disappointing as a rule anyway, so I’m not exactly giddy with anticipation.

**wheelz** , can I ask how old you are? I’m guessing between mid 40’s and mid 50’s.

I only ask because with the internet, I’d think a kid who’d want to get to pornography would find it without too much trouble. Playboy is far too tame for the internet porno generation.

I’ve seen far too much on the internet to think that hard copy magazines would have any sort of circulation to keep them alive.

Although with Playboy, it’s only slightly more explicit than the SI swimsuit issue, so the people that subscribe to Playboy probably get their porno elsewhere. (Assuming they are looking for that) For 2 bucks, maybe Playboy is worth it for the content.

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**Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/51 "2011-12-15T01:36:46Z")

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> Yeah, I much prefer the nudes she did for New York magazine a few years back. They too were Marilyn Monroe poses, but they didn’t go nuts with the Photoshop.

Yeah, she’s not breaking any ground. What she really needs to do is stop trying to be someone else, go back to her natural hair color… _then_ shoot nude pics. 😃

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**Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/52 "2011-12-15T01:42:00Z")

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> [@Fuzzy\_Dunlop](#):
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> I’ve literally never witnessed any Lindsey Lohan love, even on the Internet. People just enjoy watching a train wreck.

She is loathed on the Internet, that’s what she’s famous for now. Arrogant, drugged out, defiant, this goon is still somehow getting paid more than you and I will make in a lifetime simply posing for the tabloids with and without that appalling horrorshow of a sister. Drunk driving, stealing jewelry, coats, and clothing, falling down in public, and making a big spectacle showing up in court looking like hungover death. Over and over. (Though I suspect she’s exaggerating her ‘downfall’ for the cameras and secretly gets a big kick out of all the attention the whole gawking world is paying her.)

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-are-very-meh/605667/53 "2011-12-15T14:36:25Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> **wheelz** , can I ask how old you are? I’m guessing between mid 40’s and mid 50’s.
> 
> I only ask because with the internet, I’d think a kid who’d want to get to pornography would find it without too much trouble. Playboy is far too tame for the internet porno generation.
> 
> I’ve seen far too much on the internet to think that hard copy magazines would have any sort of circulation to keep them alive.
> 
> Although with Playboy, it’s only slightly more explicit than the SI swimsuit issue, so the people that subscribe to Playboy probably get their porno elsewhere. (Assuming they are looking for that) For 2 bucks, maybe Playboy is worth it for the content.

Good guess. I’m 48.

I realize it’s cliche to say I read Playboy “for the articles” but that’s pretty much the case. I do know what the internet is, and believe me, I know enough about internet porn to keep up with any post-pubescent teen boy whose parents don’t monitor his web use.

But I’m also enough of a dinosaur to believe there’s still a place for the low-tech paper and ink approach in today’s world. Magazines are ideal for relaxing on the couch after I’ve been staring at computer screens all day. Like I said, I enjoy a good portion of Playboy’s content. And if I can finish reading an insightful interview with, say, Martin Scorcese, then turn the page and see some pretty ladies with nice boobs – even if the pictures are “far too tame” – I’m cool with that.

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