# lindsaybluth, please provide a cite **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 30, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575 "2011-03-30T23:12:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/581 "2011-04-11T17:05:00Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Are you threatening to cut me? Because, just to let you know, my colander is pretty good against that. Colander, +3 vs table knives? ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/582 "2011-04-11T19:32:59Z")
> [@Campion](#): > > I get that **lindsaybluth** doesn’t, and I agree with you that her self-centered immaturity can be charming at times, but she needs to add “can apologize appropriately” to her IEP this year. I see what you did with that IEP thing 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/583 "2011-04-12T00:07:24Z")
> [@beartato](#): > > And into my heart. So long, lolicopter, I’ll be lacing up my lollerskates from now on. You have to lace up your own lollerskates? Plebeian. ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/584 "2011-04-12T13:28:08Z")
America, truly the land of the free and the home of the colander. _single tear_ I, too, living here in this socialist hellhole Finland, strive to one day achieve the level of success of the mighty dental technician, the…wait, what?..Wait, colander is “siivilä”? Shit, I got _two_! And the _double_ safety net of upper-middle class parents _and_ public healthcare! Up yours, capitalist pigdogs! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/585 "2011-04-12T14:08:15Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > You have to lace up your own lollerskates? Plebeian. Hang on. Let me strain that comment through my…LOLANDER!! ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/586 "2011-04-12T14:59:41Z")
…lolander on my head, lollerskates on my feet… ---
**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/587 "2011-04-12T15:54:39Z")
…lolicopter in the sky… ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/588 "2011-04-12T17:09:00Z")
…with diamonds. It’s a lolicopter of privilege. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/589 "2011-04-13T19:07:23Z")
[QUOTE=Maeglin] Apparently now that RNATB is married, he has to hang his lettuce all by himself. [/QUOTE] One of the many advantages of being married is having someone else to toss my salad. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/590 "2011-04-13T19:25:49Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > One of the many advantages of being married is having someone else to toss my salad. > > Regards, > Shodan So where should I mail the receipt for the brain bleach I had to buy? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/591 "2011-04-13T21:09:03Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > One of the many advantages of being married is having someone else to toss my salad. > > Regards, > Shodan Just be sure to rinse it off in a colander before eating it. ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/592 "2011-04-15T20:41:22Z")
I saw this bit of colander pr0n & thought of lindsay. No, wait, I thought of this thread & had to share: > **[Gizmodo | The Future Is Here](https://gizmodo.com/)** > > We come from the future. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/593 "2011-04-15T20:56:09Z")
Sorry, **moi** , I didn’t understand this part: > [@linked article](#): > > …either because you don’t want another dish to wash or you just plain don’t own a colander. ---
**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/594 "2011-04-16T01:19:53Z")
maybe owning a colander should be a requirement to post on the dope. it could be added to the faq and everything. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/595 "2011-04-16T01:25:30Z")
> [@expectopatronum](#): > > maybe owning a colander should be a requirement to post on the dope. it could be added to the faq and everything. We can make every forum a subforum of a larger “Member’s Only Forum”, the requirement to access it is a picture of yourself holding a colander. And those pictures can be our avatars. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/596 "2011-04-16T01:36:23Z")
Have two colanders and a steamer basket. Will travel. ---
**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/597 "2011-04-16T02:41:44Z")
i use my colander as a [hat.](http://www.flickr.com/photos/61430424@N03/5623532302/) tres chic! ---
**Author:** ![gurujulp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba9def/32.png) [@gurujulp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gurujulp)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/598 "2011-04-20T23:08:48Z")
I sure wish lb would come back to the thread… She might just be able to get us to page 13! ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/599 "2011-04-20T23:13:12Z")
Hoiw funny- I was just cooking dinner and used my colander to drain potatoes and strain solids from the braising liquid. I was just thinking that I should mention it in this thread, when lo and behold, a new post showed up. It’s a passover miracle. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/600 "2011-04-20T23:30:41Z")
I… I don’t even know how to tell everyone this, but… I gave away my colanders. Yes, the enamel one and yes the steel one. What you give away comes back fourfold, right? I’m gonna need a bigger kitchen. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575.md?page=31)