# lindsaybluth, please provide a cite

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 30, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575 "2011-03-30T23:12:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/121 "2011-04-01T15:40:19Z")

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> [@Tom\_Scud](#):
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> While this may once have been true, since I’ve been here posts like the quoted one have been about three times as common as the behavior they note.

Maybe we all lost weight or something.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/122 "2011-04-01T15:44:07Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> Well if the word man says it’s so, it must be so.
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> Who’s more qualified than the WordMan?

Hey - yeah!

Okay - from now on, we can assess relative levels of priviledge and decide who is priviledger - so let it be posted, so let it be done…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/123 "2011-04-01T15:58:09Z")

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> [@Gestalt](#):
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> I know this is not appropriate for the Pit, but . . . **MsWhatsit** , you really are one of my favs.

Mine, too.

And this whole thread has given me a good deal of respect for **lorene** and none whatsoever for **lindsaybluth**. But then non-apology apologies are one of my pet peeves.

And I won’t even go near the word “privileged”. Now it looks wrong no matter which way I have it.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/124 "2011-04-01T16:13:57Z")

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> [@you\_with\_the\_face](#):
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> …And they’d be right to laugh…

Haa!

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/125 "2011-04-01T16:31:54Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> Who’s more qualified than the WordMan?

The Omega Man? Oh hell I don’t know. What is the answer then?

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/126 "2011-04-01T16:31:59Z")

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> [@lindsaybluth](#):
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> Not to get too off topic, but you MUST watch Parks & Recreation if you aren’t already doing so. It’s been renewed for another season but is always on the cusp. I highly recommend it. Were you in the thread recommending 24? If so IT’S AWESOME but like others said, I don’t think I’ll watch beyond season 3. There’s only so many crazy storylines a gal can handle.

> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> Do get some sleep sweetie, you sound really tired

Right? Even an idiot like me knows it’s _there **are** only so many crazy storylines…_

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/127 "2011-04-01T16:33:51Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> Haa!

You’re not wrong.

Incidentally, I had no idea that anyone even really noticed me around here. You guys are seriously chipping away at my veneer of bitter cynicism.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/128 "2011-04-01T16:34:58Z")

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Who are you, again?

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/129 "2011-04-01T16:38:19Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> But then non-apology apologies are one of my pet peeves.

Mistakes were made.

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**Author:** ![anu-la1979](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@anu-la1979](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anu-la1979)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/130 "2011-04-01T16:43:54Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Mistakes were made.

I’m sorry you feel that way.

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**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/131 "2011-04-01T16:45:44Z")

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> [@lindsaybluth](#):
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> My mom once bought a piece of property without financing and without asking my dad first. That’s frickin’ interesting.

Really?

I mean… really?

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/132 "2011-04-01T16:47:04Z")

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Yes, really. If you can think of something more interesting than an uncomplicated real-estate transaction, I’d love to hear it.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/133 "2011-04-01T16:52:36Z")

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> [@lindsaybluth](#):
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> **lorene** has actually been quite classy, I am impressed. I don’t find her intelligent but she has grace that I certainly don’t possess.

Wait, she’s trying to demonstrate the use of irony to **Lorene**!

Now \*\*Lorene \*\*can demonstrate the use of semicolons to **lindsaybluth**!

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/134 "2011-04-01T16:53:28Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> Hey - yeah!
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> Okay - from now on, we can assess relative levels of priviledge and decide who is priviledger - so let it be posted, so let it be done…

Amen.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/135 "2011-04-01T16:57:44Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Wait, she’s trying to demonstrate the use of irony to **Lorene**!
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> Now \*\*Lorene \*\*can demonstrate the use of semicolons to **lindsaybluth**!

And then **lindsay** can point out that she had a house that came with a rec room. And a garage instead of a car hole like the rest of us.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/136 "2011-04-01T16:58:42Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Yes, really. If you can think of something more interesting than an uncomplicated real-estate transaction, I’d love to hear it.

I bought chicken the other day. It wasn’t on sale.

I’m fascinating as fuck.

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**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/137 "2011-04-01T16:59:43Z")

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Most people probably fart a dozen more interesting things before they finish their morning coffee.

My boss is a semi-self-made rich guy. Meaning, he was born on second, made it to third on a sacrifice fly, and likes to think that he hit a triple.

One of his more annoying habits is to start every other sentence with “You know what’s interesting is that…” whenever he talks (at length) about his rich guy hobbies/problems.

“You know what’s interesting is that with a Black Card, you get a toll-free concierge number for your exclusive use.”

“You know what’s interesting is that my the ILS on my private plane can probably land the thing without any human intervention.”

“You know what’s interesting about my house is that despite being in one of the wealthiest an most exclusive neighborhoods in the city, there’s a little dive bar a couple of doors down that makes it hard to park on the street sometimes.”

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**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/138 "2011-04-01T17:04:01Z")

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I gassed up my car today without my Kroger card to get an extra 10 cents off. Make it rain!

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/139 "2011-04-01T17:19:15Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> And then **lindsay** can point out that she had a house that came with a rec room. And a garage instead of a car hole like the rest of us.

You had a car hole?! LUXURY. I had to take the tires off mine and balance it on cinderblocks in the front yard–I’d’ve sold my sister for a nice car hole.

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**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/140 "2011-04-01T17:42:19Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> I bought chicken the other day. It wasn’t on sale.
> 
> I’m fascinating as fuck.

girl, please. i bought brand kleenex even though the store brand was on sale. i had to move some money around and take out a second mortgage, but it was worth it.

i didn’t tell my family.

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