# lindsaybluth, please provide a cite

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 30, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575 "2011-03-30T23:12:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/141 "2011-04-01T17:56:36Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Mistakes were made.

> [@anu-la1979](#):
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> I’m sorry you feel that way.

Oh, you fast-typing bastards! Well, I’ll throw mine in anyway - I’m sorry if it bothers you, **Anaamika.**

> [@expectopatronum](#):
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> girl, please. i bought brand kleenex even though the store brand was on sale. i had to move some money around and take out a second mortgage, but it was worth it.
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> i didn’t tell my family.

I’m sorry, I can’t read posts without any capitalization. My eyes just don’t work that way. 🙂

After reading this thread, [this is how I see](http://www.thirdraildesignlab.com/rimages5/amy-wong-picture.jpg) **lindsaybluth.** For the record, only search images of “Amy Futurama” if you want to see cartoon girl-on-girl porn. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/142 "2011-04-01T17:58:22Z")

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> [@expectopatronum](#):
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> i didn’t tell my family.

Well, now they’ll know!

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**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/143 "2011-04-01T17:59:59Z")

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Last night I scraped some unfinished vegetables off of my plate into the _trash_!

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/144 "2011-04-01T18:08:28Z")

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Do you have two TVs at home? [Back to the Future]You must be rich.[/Back to the Future]

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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/145 "2011-04-01T18:27:55Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Yes, really. If you can think of something more interesting than an uncomplicated real-estate transaction, I’d love to hear it.

I just went to the sushi restaurant down the street for lunch. How much did my chicken terriyaki cost? I don’t even remember. Money is so disposable to me that I can put $9.49 on my Visa check card and not even think of it, yo.

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/146 "2011-04-01T18:43:32Z")

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My parents had a _whole set_ of dishes that we only used for special occasions, in addition to the dishes that we used every day.

Probably not many of you can understand what that was like, so feel free to ask me questions about it.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/147 "2011-04-01T18:48:04Z")

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> [@pohjonen](#):
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> Last night I scraped some unfinished vegetables off of my plate into the _trash_!

{Somewhat of a hijack}Since I started composting, I don’t feel nearly as bad about vegetables that end up on the compost pile. At least they’re doing _something_ out there, not just being wasted money. {/Hijack}

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/148 "2011-04-01T18:50:30Z")

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> [@Beadalin](#):
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> My parents had a _whole set_ of dishes that we only used for special occasions, in addition to the dishes that we used every day.
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> Probably not many of you can understand what that was like, so feel free to ask me questions about it.

Were the everyday dishes Corelle with the starburst pattern, or were those the special-occasion dishes?

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**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/149 "2011-04-01T18:52:22Z")

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> [@Beadalin](#):
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> My parents had a _whole set_ of dishes that we only used for special occasions, in addition to the dishes that we used every day.
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> Probably not many of you can understand what that was like, so feel free to ask me questions about it.

Piff. I was privilejjier than yours. My parents had a different room that we used for meals held on a special occasions in addition to those dishes. On those occasions we got to eat with a knife and fork!  
lindsaybluth, an intelligent person makes sure that they have the right person before making allegations of poor child rearing.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/150 "2011-04-01T18:53:31Z")

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> [@Beadalin](#):
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> My parents had a _whole set_ of dishes that we only used for special occasions, in addition to the dishes that we used every day.
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> Probably not many of you can understand what that was like, so feel free to ask me questions about it.

You’ve got to be shittin’ me. The only time I’ve ever seen matching dishes is at Dennys and my mom had to sell her hair to get the dough.

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**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/151 "2011-04-01T18:58:55Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> I’m sorry, I can’t read posts without any capitalization. My eyes just don’t work that way. 🙂

☹

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> After reading this thread, [this is how I see](http://www.thirdraildesignlab.com/rimages5/amy-wong-picture.jpg) **lindsaybluth.** For the record, only search images of “Amy Futurama” if you want to see cartoon girl-on-girl porn. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

i see the similarities, but the analogy doesn’t quite work for me because amy is at least somewhat likeable. 😉

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/152 "2011-04-01T18:59:28Z")

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> [@Beadalin](#):
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> My parents had a _whole set_ of dishes that we only used for special occasions, in addition to the dishes that we used every day.
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> Probably not many of you can understand what that was like, so feel free to ask me questions about it.

My parents had a china cabinet in which they would store not just fancy dishes, but glassware and stemware and even, dear god! a crystal duck decanter! And they were just hardworking immigrants, too.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/153 "2011-04-01T19:02:48Z")

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> [@Caffeine.addict](#):
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> Piff. I was privilejjier than yours. My parents had a different room that we used for meals held on a special occasions in addition to those dishes. On those occasions we got to eat with a knife and fork!

Piffier. In my house, we had clothes that we ONLY WORE TO BED. Beat that, bitches.

You know, sometimes I wonder if people don’t like me because of my patrician upbringing and refined sensibilities, but then I realize that it’s more likely that they don’t like me because I’m kind of a bitch sometimes. I get how that works.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/154 "2011-04-01T19:03:59Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> I’m sorry, I can’t read posts without any capitalization. My eyes just don’t work that way. 🙂

I bet you think you’re all fancy with your hoity-toity shift key.

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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/155 "2011-04-01T19:06:47Z")

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I just thought something else that is interesting.

When I was growing up, we had two colanders. When one was dirty, it was okay, because we could always use the other one.

It’s because of this privilege that I’m where I am today.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/156 "2011-04-01T19:07:41Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> Piffier. In my house, we had clothes that we ONLY WORE TO BED. Beat that, bitches.
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> You know, sometimes I wonder if people don’t like me because of my patrician upbringing and refined sensibilities, but then I realize that it’s more likely that they don’t like me because I’m kind of a bitch sometimes. I get how that works.

They don’t like you because you’re just too beautiful for them. They’re just jealous.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/157 "2011-04-01T19:07:53Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> I bet you think you’re all fancy with your hoity-toity shift key.

We were so rich, our computers came with TWO shift keys! And the typewriter had a shift-lock key so I didn’t have to hold it down for myself!

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/158 "2011-04-01T19:10:48Z")

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My family is so special that we have a toaster that toasts two slices of bread at once! It’s OK, you can be jealous now.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/159 "2011-04-01T19:12:15Z")

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But did you have a component for bagels?

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/160 "2011-04-01T19:13:08Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> My parents had a china cabinet in which they would store not just fancy dishes, but glassware and stemware and even, dear god! a crystal duck decanter! And they were just hardworking immigrants, too.

☹ You win. If I wanted a duck, I had to go catch it with my bare hands. The amount of privilege you had to have to get a duck decanted just blows me away.

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