# lindsaybluth, please provide a cite

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 30, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575 "2011-03-30T23:12:15Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 3, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/243 "2011-04-03T03:24:00Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> I invented my own new kind of colander. See, what I did was, I took an ordinary colander and filled in all the holes. It took a while, but I think the result is worth it.
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> I call it a “bowl”.

I’m sorry, but you lose points for effort. You and your absurd “bowl” are just going to have to leave. Bowl. Who the fuck needs a bowl when they have a beautiful colander? There’s beauty in sieving, and in sieving, beauty.

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