# lindsaybluth, please provide a cite

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 30, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575 "2011-03-30T23:12:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lindsaybluth-please-provide-a-cite/576575/541 "2011-04-08T20:17:57Z")

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> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#):
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> I wish Ms. Bluth would come back…  
> I registered after 10 years of lurking in part due to this thread.

Oh, I can play her role:

I wish people without colanders or people who only have old colanders would stop talking. I was in the same room with a colander once. I know a lot about this.  
I hope that annoying person over there has a horrible miscolander and her spaghetti goes all over the floor.  
Because of my parents’ connections, I’m going to be part owner of a colander factory. You people were just too lazy to have the right parents.

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