# Line readings from movies that stay with you FOREVER.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 14, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228 "2012-07-14T18:02:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/81 "2012-07-17T15:38:21Z")

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From Help!: “It’s a thingy! A fiendish thingy!”

And Labyrinth: “Nothing? Nothing, fa la la la?”

Both commonly used quotes when I was growing up.

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**Author:** ![zoog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7ea924/32.png) [@zoog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoog)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/82 "2012-07-17T15:52:51Z")

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> [@Snickers](#):
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> “There’s no crying in baseball!”

The line that always kills me from that movie is in a discussion between Jimmy & Ira Lowenstein where Jimmy spits, and Lowenstein says something like “Jimmy, if we paid you more could you be more disgusting?” and Jimmy replies “I could use the money”.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/83 "2012-07-17T16:55:39Z")

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“That’s a wound.” from Gangs of New York

And lesser known I’m sure, from “The Riches.” There’s a young man who’s suffering from brain damage after a bad fever. His big sister tries to force the girl he loves to marry him. He eventually finds out that the girl he loves has been threatened into this by big Sis - not the way he meant for this to go. He tells his sister “If you hurt her in any way, or any of her family, I’m not your brother anymore. . .” and then comes the flat, factual, here’s the way it’s gonna be statement: “I’ll kill you in your sleep.”

Maybe too flashy to qualify: “Give me that baby, you warthog from Hell!” from Raising Arizona.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/84 "2012-07-17T16:58:23Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> “I’m your huckleberry.”

Celtling LOVES that movie! LOL!

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/85 "2012-07-17T17:07:55Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> Celtling LOVES that movie! LOL!

What movie?

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/86 "2012-07-17T17:20:20Z")

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William Atherton from Ghostbusters:

“What is… the magic…word?”

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**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/87 "2012-07-17T17:20:50Z")

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“HAAARVEY!” from [The Final Countdown](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080736/)

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/88 "2012-07-17T17:36:51Z")

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I will not be ig-NORED John (I think it’s John…)

There’s an episode of Futurama where Fry uses a tractor-beam thing to re-orginize the stars in the sky to say he loves Leela. He notices right before a bomb goes off and eats up all the stars. Leela and Bender come in

Fry: Did you see it? Did you see it?  
Bender: The big explosion?  
Fry: No! The other thing!  
Leela: What other thing?  
Fry…nothing…

The heartbroken and crestfallen way he says “nothing” has always stuck with me

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/89 "2012-07-17T17:42:36Z")

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> [@corkboard](#):
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> What movie?

_Tombstone._

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**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/90 "2012-07-17T17:46:30Z")

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> “No one fucks with the Jesus.” - The Big Lebowski

Big fat yes.

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**Author:** ![Bass\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@Bass\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bass_Chick)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/91 "2012-07-17T17:54:08Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> “I’m your huckleberry.”

Oh yeah! 😉

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/92 "2012-07-17T18:04:25Z")

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[“No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1TmeBd9338)

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**Author:** ![Bass\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@Bass\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bass_Chick)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/93 "2012-07-17T18:10:28Z")

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“We keep you alive to serve this ship. So row well and live.” – Ben Hur  
“I’mma _FIND_ your ass a job.” – Howard the Duck  
“My hair!”  
“Damn, we’re in a tight spot!”  
“Come on in boys. The water is fine.” - O Brother, Where art Thou

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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/94 "2012-07-17T20:15:04Z")

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> [@corkboard](#):
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> What movie?

Tombstone…

Yeah boy…come get some!

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/95 "2012-07-17T20:27:58Z")

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Someone mentioned Ghostbusters which reminded me:

“That’s a big Twinkie.”

and later:

“Tell him about the Twinkie!”

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/96 "2012-07-17T20:44:56Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> Celtling LOVES that movie! LOL!

Your little girl loves Tombstone? :dubious:  
Okay, this one might be a little obscure because although I know there are Dr. Who fans here, I’m not sure anyone noticed this line reading but me.

From the episode “The Rebel Flesh,” some soldier guy is expressing skepticism that the Doctor can fit his spaceship into the underground tunnels they are currently trying to escape.

Matt Smith as the Doctor leans very close, smiles a little, and as if imparting some very important information, whispers: “I’m a great…parker…”

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/97 "2012-07-17T20:59:56Z")

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“Fuck you, you fucking fucker!”

From **The Commitments**

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/98 "2012-07-17T21:17:32Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> I will not be ig-NORED John (I think it’s John…)

It’s Dan. 😉

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/99 "2012-07-17T21:26:12Z")

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“THIS is my BOOMSTICK!”

Ash in Army of Darkness (hell, in any of the Evil Dead movies) is just a bastion of quotableness.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/line-readings-from-movies-that-stay-with-you-forever/628228/100 "2012-07-17T21:45:39Z")

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> [@corkboard](#):
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> It’s Dan. 😉

Damn…almost put that too…

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