# Lines from TV movies everybody remembers. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 12, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799 "2012-11-12T17:49:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/1 "2012-11-12T17:49:56Z")
“No more wire hangers!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/2 "2012-11-12T17:55:32Z")
Surely you can’t be serious. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/3 "2012-11-12T18:32:37Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Patch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Patch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patch)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/4 "2012-11-12T18:45:29Z")
“Excuse me while I whip this out.” ---
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/5 "2012-11-12T18:45:51Z")
I don’t know if this is a “TV movie,” but… Soylent Green is people!!! ---
**Author:** ![Cayuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cayuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cayuga)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/6 "2012-11-12T18:47:11Z")
Am I missing something? None of these were TV movies. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/7 "2012-11-12T18:53:23Z")
My name is Kunta Kinte. There, that should put us back on track. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/8 "2012-11-12T19:06:24Z")
I love Brian Piccolo. And tonight, when you hit your knees, please ask God to love him. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/9 "2012-11-12T19:21:34Z")
I hate rude behavior in a man. I won’t tolerate it. _(Woodrow Call, after beating the crap out of someone)_ ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/10 "2012-11-12T19:26:46Z")
“Bubba didn’t do it!” ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/11 "2012-11-12T19:30:26Z")
You rang? ---
**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/12 "2012-11-12T19:30:46Z")
[Which one of you bitches is my mother?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvZKJBIeArM) ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/13 "2012-11-12T19:32:40Z")
> [@Cayuga](#): > > Am I missing something? None of these were TV movies. Ahh, you’re right. For some reason I was thinking Mommy Dearest was a TV movie. Probably because I saw it aired on TV when I was a kid. To make up for it: “It’s green, it’s DRIPPING!” - Sally Field, _Sybil_ ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/14 "2012-11-12T19:43:21Z")
Charles, Vermont. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/15 "2012-11-12T21:57:11Z")
Does: “See what happens, Larry. See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.” count? ---
**Author:** ![JKilez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@JKilez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKilez)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/16 "2012-11-12T22:28:45Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Ahh, you’re right. For some reason I was thinking Mommy Dearest was a TV movie. Probably because I saw it aired on TV when I was a kid. I would have had that one wrong as well, having memories of it from the TV broadcast. It certainly has the spirit of a MFTVM, if not the pedigree. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/17 "2012-11-12T23:09:25Z")
If you have to tell us who said it, and what movie it was from, then it doesn’t count. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/18 "2012-11-12T23:20:49Z")
This is Lawrence, Kansas. Is there anybody there? ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_A.Robrin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sam_a.robrin/32/14497_2.png) [@Sam\_A.Robrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_A.Robrin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/19 "2012-11-12T23:22:35Z")
> [@Cayuga](#): > > Am I missing something? None of these were TV movies. A lot of TVs _dressed_ as Joan Crawford. Maybe that’s what he means. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799/20 "2012-11-12T23:31:12Z")
> [@Sam\_A.Robrin](#): > > A lot of TVs _dressed_ as Joan Crawford. Maybe that’s what he means. No more wire antennas! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-from-tv-movies-everybody-remembers/640799.md?page=2)