# Lines that always spell trouble **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 17, 2009, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383 "2009-04-17T04:19:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/21 "2009-04-17T09:23:25Z")
“Ignore it. It’s nothing.” ---
**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/22 "2009-04-17T09:26:53Z")
“We come in peace.” ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/23 "2009-04-17T12:36:01Z")
No, the \*blue \*wire. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/24 "2009-04-17T12:36:42Z")
“What could possibly go wrong?” ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/25 "2009-04-17T12:45:18Z")
Well, _that_ doesn’t sound so hard! ---
**Author:** ![Damfino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Damfino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damfino)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/26 "2009-04-17T12:52:04Z")
“Trust me” ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/27 "2009-04-17T13:04:22Z")
“Da-da-da-da-da-da! PUPPY POWER!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/28 "2009-04-17T14:14:03Z")
“You want your \_\_\_\_\_\_? I got yer \_\_\_\_\_\_, RIGHT HERE!” “Keep an eye on that Number 4 engine.” [QUOTE=Grummond] “Directed by Uwe Boll” [/QUOTE] “A Quinn-Martin Production” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/29 "2009-04-17T14:23:47Z")
“Did you hear that?” “Hi, I’m Rob Schneider.” ---
**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/30 "2009-04-17T14:26:56Z")
“Captain, you gotta come see this.” “Yippee Kai-yay, muthafu-” “I’m king of the world!” ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/31 "2009-04-17T14:40:53Z")
As red/blue lights are in the review mirror: “Um…I need to tell you guys something…” “You’re eighteen, right?” “I have a plan.” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/32 "2009-04-17T14:50:07Z")
“It’s quiet out here.” “It’s just the wind.” “I’ll be back in a minute.” “…priceless ming vase…” ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/33 "2009-04-17T14:52:44Z")
“Starring Kate Hudson” ---
**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/34 "2009-04-17T15:03:47Z")
“Let’s split up. We can cover more ground that way.” “Hey, watch this!” Anything in Latin. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/35 "2009-04-17T15:23:04Z")
I don’t think I’ve ever been happier. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/36 "2009-04-17T15:24:50Z")
“There aren’t _really_ monsters, are there Mommy?” ---
**Author:** ![TheMerchandise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b487fb/32.png) [@TheMerchandise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheMerchandise)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/37 "2009-04-17T15:25:39Z")
“And as soon as I get home, we’re getting married!” ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/38 "2009-04-17T15:29:16Z")
from personal experience “how bad could it get?” I never wonder that anymore, except for planning purposes that is. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/39 "2009-04-17T15:29:21Z")
“I’ve put my 25 years in with the force. I’m retiring next week.” That’s a guarantee you won’t live to see the next sun rise. ---
**Author:** ![CWN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@CWN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CWN)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-that-always-spell-trouble/493383/40 "2009-04-17T15:31:03Z")
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