# Lines you hope are in the new Star Wars **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 16, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372 "2015-07-16T23:41:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/1 "2015-07-16T23:41:23Z")
My list - _Darthy cut meesa hand off_! - _Love your Dress. Thanks. Its made of the Ewok fur_ - - Obi Wan did WHAT?\* ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/2 "2015-07-16T23:56:20Z")
Snake Plissken? I heard you were dead! ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/3 "2015-07-16T23:57:00Z")
It’s not really a Star Wars movie without “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/4 "2015-07-17T00:00:58Z")
“Luke, you’re my father.” ---
**Author:** ![dracoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@dracoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dracoi)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/5 "2015-07-17T00:01:21Z")
> [@asterion](#): > > It’s not really a Star Wars movie without “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” It’s not even a 20-minute episode of the Clone Wars. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/6 "2015-07-17T00:13:03Z")
The Millennium Falcon during an intense combat scene. \*Han Solo: These maneuvers are going to make a real mess of this scrap heap. Passenger: Are we going to disintegrate?! Han Solo: No, the lavatories aren’t designed to handle negative G’s. [Chewie pinches his nose and lets out a growl of disgust]\* ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/7 "2015-07-17T00:50:05Z")
Han Solo: Luke, can you use The Force on my sciatica? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/8 "2015-07-17T01:10:32Z")
“If you weren’t my sister…oh, what the hell…” Some reference to the Endor Holocaust. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/9 "2015-07-17T01:17:52Z")
Han: Uh, Luke, lately when I’m in bed with Leia, my little Stormtrooper won’t come to attention. Can you help me out with that? ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/10 "2015-07-17T01:25:15Z")
Anyone to Han Solo: I hate you. Han: I know. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/11 "2015-07-17T02:13:57Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Snake Plissken? I heard you were dead! _“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/12 "2015-07-17T02:47:04Z")
Allons-y! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/13 "2015-07-17T02:52:17Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Han: Uh, Luke, lately when I’m in bed with Leia, my little Stormtrooper won’t come to attention. Can you help me out with that? Princess Leia: Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/14 "2015-07-17T03:13:33Z")
“The Force gives you power over weak minds!” ---
**Author:** ![Patch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Patch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patch)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/15 "2015-07-17T03:23:35Z")
We’d better get back, 'cause it’ll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night… mostly. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/16 "2015-07-17T03:25:32Z")
Where’s the can on this thing, Lando? ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/17 "2015-07-17T03:59:08Z")
I’ll be back. What? Obi-wan could have said it. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/18 "2015-07-17T04:17:16Z")
“I find your lack of faith disturbing!” :mad: ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/19 "2015-07-17T04:58:05Z")
Luke: Shit! My bionic hand froze up! R2, shag me that WD-40. WD-40: Do you require something, Master Luke? ---
**Author:** ![russian\_heel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f05b48/32.png) [@russian\_heel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/russian_heel)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/20 "2015-07-17T05:18:10Z")
\*"Im . . . . your . . . . father . . . . " “With all due respect, I was was hoping it was going to be Bill Gates.”\* * * * _“Do. Or do not. There is no 11th place trophy.”_ * * * \*"I love you. “I know. But the 1981 version was so much hotter, and now Im banging Ally McBeal.”\* * * * _“You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. . . . . . . “All right, all right, 8 parsecs . . . . and YES if you round up 7.6, its STILL 8, wise-ass!”_ * * * \*“May the force be with you.” "Thanks Dad, but a couple C-notes is all I need to get me through the month.\* * * * - “I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master. "Er, I’m Obi-Wan’s PERSONAL ASSISTANT, and I was just stopping in to see if you two could do lunch next Wednesday? Would 12:30 or 1 o’clock work better? Either one would be great . . . . "\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372.md?page=2)