# Lines you hope are in the new Star Wars **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 16, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372 "2015-07-16T23:41:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/21 "2015-07-17T05:26:28Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > “Luke, you’re my father.” …and my uncle. [Dueling banjos start to play in the background] ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/22 "2015-07-17T06:29:03Z")
“Now, don’t you worry. The saucers are up there. The graveyard is out there. But I’ll be locked up safely in there.” ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/23 "2015-07-17T09:12:52Z")
“Give these people air!” ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/24 "2015-07-17T09:45:28Z")
Han “You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.” Astronomer “You do know a parsec is a measure of distance, not time?” Han “Uh, OK … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than a light-year.” Astronomer :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/25 "2015-07-17T09:52:07Z")
“Squeal like a Jawa!” ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/26 "2015-07-17T11:02:44Z")
“This conflict surely has been a series of… STAR WARS” _Everybody looks straight at camera_ ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/27 "2015-07-17T11:40:16Z")
“Midichlorians ? Ha ! How gullible Obi-Wan was, I wanted to know. Hook line and sinker, he bought it.” ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/28 "2015-07-17T12:12:37Z")
Qui Gon Jinn he also told. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/29 "2015-07-17T12:50:08Z")
Episode [del]VII[/del] IV THE FORCE AWAKENS ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/30 "2015-07-17T13:10:48Z")
“Oh yeah? Well fuck you, Chewie!” - spoken by anyone. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/31 "2015-07-17T13:55:32Z")
“There is no Light or Dark. There is only the Force.” ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/32 "2015-07-17T14:11:03Z")
"So, I’m tendin’ bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin’s last Tuesday, and this little guy’s drinkin’ and he says, ‘So where can a guy find some action? I’m goin’ crazy out there at the lake,’ and I says, “What kinda action?” and he says, ‘Woman action, what do I look like?’… ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/33 "2015-07-17T14:14:53Z")
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat”. What? It’s a great line! ---
**Author:** ![Debillw3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Debillw3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debillw3)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/34 "2015-07-17T14:28:53Z")
“Luke, I am your father” That way, obnoxious trivia nerds can be cut off at the knees when they butt in with “That line wasn’t in the movies! HAWHAWHAWHAW!” Oh, and: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” Heck, let’s just make those the only 2 lines in the movie. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/35 "2015-07-17T14:31:40Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > Qui Gon Jinn he also told. Adherents of vaguely-defined mumbo jumbo religions really fricking gullible are. Endlessly entertaining to me it is. When like me 900 years your are, just as bored will you be. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/36 "2015-07-17T14:49:29Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Episode [del]VII[/del] IV > THE FORCE AWAKENS Apparently, The Force was as bored with eps I, II and III as the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/37 "2015-07-17T14:54:19Z")
“That’s no moon. Han, pull up your damn pants!” “Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/38 "2015-07-17T14:57:36Z")
I said no banthas! That’s one two three four FIVE banthas! ---
**Author:** ![cormac262](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@cormac262](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cormac262)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/39 "2015-07-17T17:59:51Z")
“I am Jabba’s son, ‘Pizza’” ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/40 "2015-07-17T18:05:14Z")
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