# Lines you hope are in the new Star Wars **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 16, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372 "2015-07-16T23:41:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/41 "2015-07-17T18:07:40Z")
R2-D2: “You still got that bag I gave you?” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/42 "2015-07-17T18:24:23Z")
“Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty Wookiee!” ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/43 "2015-07-17T18:24:40Z")
Han: “Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the blaster.” ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/44 "2015-07-17T18:27:25Z")
Smoke me a Gungan, I’ll be back for breakfast ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/45 "2015-07-17T18:44:18Z")
Chewie: (roars) ---
**Author:** ![dracoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@dracoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dracoi)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/46 "2015-07-17T18:49:49Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Luke: Shit! My bionic hand froze up! R2, shag me that WD-40. > > WD-40: Do you require something, Master Luke? If R2-D2 is shagging WD-40, what kind of rating is this movie going to have? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/47 "2015-07-17T18:54:31Z")
Soylent Green is Ewoks! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/48 "2015-07-17T20:06:26Z")
> [@dracoi](#): > > If R2-D2 is shagging WD-40, what kind of rating is this movie going to have? 🙂 4Q2 ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/49 "2015-07-17T20:39:49Z")
Second star to the right and straight on til morning ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/50 "2015-07-17T20:50:10Z")
“Live long and prosper.” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/51 "2015-07-17T20:58:40Z")
“Never give up! Never surrender!” ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/52 "2015-07-17T21:05:45Z")
“Man, that’s a distracting lens flare on the screen…” ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/53 "2015-07-18T01:56:03Z")
“My name is Inigo Fett, you killed my father, prepare to die!” ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/54 "2015-07-18T02:42:01Z")
I’M THE KING OF THE WORLDS! Whoo hoo! ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/55 "2015-07-18T03:25:53Z")
So basically Master Yoda; by no attachments you mean that marriage bad, one night stands good? ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/56 "2015-07-18T03:41:34Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > So basically Master Yoda; by no attachments you mean that marriage bad, one night stands good? Get laid, many women yes. Ring no. Is the Yoda way. Use Jedi mind trick. “I am the guy you are looking for”. ---
**Author:** ![RadicalPi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/radicalpi/32/9806_2.png) [@RadicalPi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadicalPi)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/57 "2015-07-19T09:53:23Z")
Oh, these are the droids we’re looking for. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/58 "2015-07-19T11:20:34Z")
_“Luke! LUKE! Give it TO ME, baby! OOoohh!”_ **"God, I love that cinnamon bun hairdo…!"** ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/59 "2015-07-19T14:20:00Z")
Han “Leia, when I said tell me everything about yourself I didn’t think you’d spend seven hours on your father.” Leia “Some people think that’s the best part.” Han “Well, maybe children.” Leia “What’s wrong with it? It’s an action packed tale of how an innocent boy becomes corrupted and deceived by power.” Han “Yeah, but why go into detail about the Trade Federation. I got most of that in high school history.” Leia “Most of my family are politicians and heavily involved in regulating the galactic economy. All that stolen cargo you dealt in had to come from somewhere you know.” Han “Alright, alright. But please-a tell me we won’t be seeing this Uncle Jar-Jar of yours.” Leia “Well…” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/60 "2015-07-19T16:00:00Z")
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