# Lines you hope are in the new Star Wars **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 16, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372 "2015-07-16T23:41:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/61 "2015-07-19T16:45:11Z")
Luke: I’m getting too old for this shit! ---
**Author:** ![Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harvey_The_Heavy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/62 "2015-07-21T17:44:29Z")
> [@Debillw3](#): > > Oh, and: > > “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” “DO NOT WANT!!!” * * * Han: Watcha readin’? Leia: Star Wars Legends. Han: Fanfic? Are you serious? Leia: It adds depth. Han: You know none of that bantha shit happened! You were there! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/63 "2015-07-21T18:32:17Z")
The thetans will be with you. Always. ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/64 "2015-07-21T18:57:24Z")
**Leia** “We ran into some old friends.” \*\*Han \*\*“With crystal skulls. Why’d it have to be crystal skulls?” ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/65 "2015-07-21T19:54:59Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > I’ll be back. > > What? Obi-wan could have said it. Alternatively: \*Come with me if you want to live! \* ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/66 "2015-07-21T21:25:03Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > “Midichlorians ? Ha ! How gullible Obi-Wan was, I wanted to know. Hook line and sinker, he bought it.” Luke, “Midichlorians? Midichlorians? We don’t need no stickin’ Midichlorians!” {blasts yodi} Jar-Jar Binks, shaking his fist, just before Han throws him into a Carbonite chamber, “Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” ---
**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/67 "2015-07-21T21:45:51Z")
Many Bothans died to bring you this movie Chewie, prepare to make the jump to ludicrus speed my swartz is bigger than your swartz Declan ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/68 "2015-07-21T21:47:56Z")
“Wait a minute, is that… _Gallifrey_?” “Great news, everyone!” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/69 "2015-07-21T21:56:40Z")
Any character: So Jar-Jar’s death was extremely painful and prolonged, eh? ---
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/70 "2015-07-21T23:02:58Z")
“5% of the gross international receipts\* will go to **N9IWP** ” 😉 Brian \*including merchandising ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/71 "2015-07-21T23:11:36Z")
Han: I’m getting too old for this shit! ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/72 "2015-07-22T00:15:39Z")
Anakin “I’m going to give you an account number and I want you to go into that bank and withdraw four million space credits.” Luke “Uh, yeah. O.K. But we’re not doing any pottery.” Anakin “So I picked up the Emperor, held him over my head and said ‘I’m getting too old for this Sith.’” Luke “No you didn’t, dad.” ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/73 "2015-07-22T00:26:29Z")
Chewie, what the hell’s going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys …? ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/74 "2015-07-22T00:32:38Z")
Master Luke has given a sock. Master gave it to Jar-Jar! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/75 "2015-07-22T01:10:03Z")
Princess Leia: I’m getting too old for this shit! ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/76 "2015-07-22T20:04:44Z")
C3PO: My circuit boards are getting too old for this shit. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/77 "2015-07-22T20:11:03Z")
LUKE: “Light Side of the Force, Dark Side of the Force . . . don’t you find it hard to believe that what amounts to an impersonal, unconscious and non-anthropomorphic force of nature could have any characteristics essentially relevant to the culturally-based moral categories of sentient beings?” YODA: “The fuck up shut. No more will I teach you today.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/78 "2015-07-27T12:10:34Z")
“Help me Liz Lemon! You’re my only hope!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372/79 "2015-07-27T14:15:10Z")
“Well, seeing what happened to Yoda, Obi-wan and Anakin at the end of episode six, we can’t even hope for the sweet release of death.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-hope-are-in-the-new-star-wars/725372.md?page=3)