# Lines you WISH a certain TV/movie character had said

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 13, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-wish-a-certain-tv-movie-character-had-said/213126 "2003-11-13T22:58:37Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lines-you-wish-a-certain-tv-movie-character-had-said/213126/21 "2003-11-14T22:14:37Z")

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**Rachel** : _(whines)_ I just can’t find “the one”.

**Ross** : OH come on! I already married you once. You are such a slut!

**Phoebe** : Day-um girl! Will you just go live in Malibu already?

**Joey** : And would someone please get these girls some therapy. We’re talking serious anorexia here! Somebody give them a milkshake or something.

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