# Lions 3, Poachers 0

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lions-3-poachers-0/817343>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 5, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lions-3-poachers-0/817343 "2018-07-05T19:56:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lions-3-poachers-0/817343/41 "2018-07-14T01:19:28Z")

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Rumor has it that they also discovered, amidst the gloves and shoes and whatnot, three lion taming hats that light up saying “Lion Tamer” in great big neon letters.

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lions-3-poachers-0/817343/42 "2018-07-14T01:43:28Z")

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> [@Snooooopy](#):
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> Rumor has it that they also discovered, amidst the gloves and shoes and whatnot, three lion taming hats that light up saying “Lion Tamer” in great big neon letters.

I heard they found pointed sticks and raspberries.

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