# Liquid Nitrogen and Balls

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [December 2, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783 "2012-12-02T20:12:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![IceQube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@IceQube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IceQube)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/1 "2012-12-02T20:12:14Z")

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What happens when you spray liquid nitrogen (like the ones the dermatologists have for warts) on your fruit?

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/2 "2012-12-02T20:18:53Z")

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You mean on your scrotum?

You get frost burns on the skin, just like anywhere else. Depending on the amount you use, it will be either superficial or very serious.

BTW, I don’t think the freeze ‘spray’ products are based on liquid nitrogen.

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/3 "2012-12-02T20:22:42Z")

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Why don’t you try it and let us know. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/4 "2012-12-02T20:28:32Z")

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You’re wife gives birth to an Eskimo in 9 months.  
But seriously, is there a reason you are discussing testicles as opposed to other body parts? Looking for DIY eunuchdom because there are easier ways.

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**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/5 "2012-12-02T20:39:32Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> But seriously, is there a reason you are discussing testicles as opposed to other body parts?

If he has scrotal warts, asking about spraying it on other parts wouldn’t really make sense…

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/6 "2012-12-02T20:42:29Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> You’re wife gives birth to an Eskimo in 9 months.  
> But seriously, is there a reason you are discussing testicles as opposed to other body parts? Looking for DIY eunuchdom because there are easier ways.

Totally funny!

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/7 "2012-12-02T21:04:12Z")

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> [@ZenBeam](#):
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> If he has scrotal warts, asking about spraying it on other parts wouldn’t really make sense…

Band name!

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**Author:** ![Michael63129](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@Michael63129](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael63129)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/8 "2012-12-02T21:12:13Z")

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Skrinkage.

A lot.

Then they fall off. :eek:

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**Author:** ![IceQube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@IceQube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IceQube)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/9 "2012-12-02T21:12:39Z")

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So will spraying liquid N2 on my jewels get rid of the warts?

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**Author:** ![dam0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@dam0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dam0)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/10 "2012-12-02T22:02:20Z")

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I don’t think the stuff used for non genital warts is ideal for cock and ball action.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/11 "2012-12-02T22:08:18Z")

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> [@IceQube](#):
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> So will spraying liquid N2 on my jewels get rid of the warts?

At least.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/12 "2012-12-02T22:10:22Z")

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I don’t think genital warts are actually the same sort of thing as non-genital warts, and so the proper treatment for them would be different.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/13 "2012-12-02T22:20:15Z")

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There was an episode of Embarrassing Bodies where they froze warts off of a guy’s scrotum. Can’t find it on youtube, for some odd reason.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/14 "2012-12-02T22:49:03Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I don’t think genital warts are actually the same sort of thing as non-genital warts, and so the proper treatment for them would be different.

Genital warts can be treated with cryotherapy, using liquid nitrogen or other freezing media. But it’s not something you should really do at home. Proper tx generally results in a small blister, not unlike a second degree burn in many respects.

Imiquimod is a topical therapy that is available by prescription, and can be used at home. It too needs to be used carefully, but it’s easier to use than liquid nitrogen.

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**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/15 "2012-12-03T05:38:30Z")

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Icy cubes.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/16 "2012-12-07T16:53:38Z")

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I’m waiting for IceQube to start a “What to do when you shatter your testicles. Need answers fast.” thread.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/17 "2012-12-07T16:56:35Z")

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Snow balls?

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/18 "2012-12-07T20:04:48Z")

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> [@pravnik](#):
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> Snow balls?

Isn’t that the answer to the question “What is the difference between snow men and snowwomen?”

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liquid-nitrogen-and-balls/642783/19 "2012-12-07T20:19:56Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> Isn’t that the answer to the question “What is the difference between snow men and snowwomen?”

I thought that one was “nitrogen testicles!”, but then again I like my jokes good 'n baffling.
