# Lisa Nicole Carson, your tits are freaking me out **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 19, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782 "2001-01-19T00:40:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/21 "2001-01-19T18:00:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Alphagene \* > She [Anna-Nicole Smith] was another woman with large breasts in an industry where the women are pipe cleaners. > [@](#): > > Then how come aside from Anna-Nicole and possibly Tyra Banks, I can’t name a single mainstream model who was alive during my lifetime who had significant boobage. > > Anyone? Cheryl Tiegs: I seem to recall from the famous _SI_ fishnet picture that she was fairly well endowed (of course, not Anna-Nicole well endowed). How about Cindy Crawford? Again, not competing with Anna Nicole, but certainly not a “pipe cleaner”. And exactly what “industry” are you referring to for ANS? To the best of my knowledge, she was a centerfold (Playboy? Penthouse?) – not a field exactly known for small-breasted women. ---
**Author:** ![BickByro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@BickByro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BickByro)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/22 "2001-01-19T18:19:11Z")
cindy crawford is a b-cup… ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/23 "2001-01-19T18:31:05Z")
No, Cheryl and Cindy don’t have large breasts, they just _have_ breasts. Whoop de doo. It’s sad they they stand out as the “bigger models”. And ANS wan’t just in skin mags. Before she posed for Playboy she rose to fame being a model for Guess Jeans. So it is fair to say that mainstream modeling was her industry at one point. ---
**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/24 "2001-01-19T19:25:03Z")
The simple answer is that LNC is attempting to reintroduce the Jessica Rabbit look. No longer being a prosecutor, she is free of Dress Code Section IV: “Toon-ish attire is not acceptable, in either the courtroom or adjacent bars.” ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/25 "2001-01-20T01:39:47Z")
show off her considerable assets and her beauty (I think she is a very pretty woman with bad hair and bad outfits) but they do not include a photo of her current cranked-up look. I went to [allymcbeal.com](http://allymcbeal.com) and there aren’t many photos, none showing the way she’s thrusting her tits in our faces these days. There is a snippet of video that hints at it, but I guess to get the full effect you are going to have to tune in. Monday nights at 9pm. I want a structural engineer to tell us how it’s done…anybody know any? stoid ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/26 "2001-01-20T03:06:17Z")
I particularly like the photo with her wearing the cowboy hat and the fake giraffe dress. UUUGGGHHH!! Kill me now, why don’t you?! That’s NOT my idea of a beautiful woman. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/27 "2001-01-20T03:20:16Z")
LNC has the same problem that Dolly Parton has. She is very buxom AND short-waisted. If you took the same breasts and placed them on someone taller or longer-waisted, I bet they wouldn’t be nearly as “freakish.” She seems to like her body, which I can appreciate in a woman. And I also appreciate the fact that neither Calista nor Portia pad their bras in order to conform to the Hollywood standard of beauty. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/28 "2001-01-20T04:14:40Z")
Problem? I don’t think Lisa has a problem at all. Although I will agree about Lisa seeming to like her body. But I think that is also a good thing. Confidence in your appearance despite what is on the cover of Cosmo is not only psychologically healthy and a sign of strength, it also has the pleasant side effect of making you more attractive. I’m sure most of us know that, but I’ll mention it for the young people out there who might be reading this thread on their way to bitching about their high school teachers. 😃 And just out of curiosity, omninot, what _is_ your idea of a beautiful woman? I mean to each his own and all that, but you seem _enraged_. Which bothers you more, the hat or the breasts? ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/29 "2001-01-20T05:15:43Z")
Yeah, you’re right, **Alpha**. Bit out of character for me, actually. > [@](#): > > And just out of curiosity, omninot, what is your idea of a beautiful woman? How about: [http://www.generation.net/~vincy/cdeneuve.htm](http://www.generation.net/~vincy/cdeneuve.htm) Or, closer to home, somebody like Sela Ward, for example: [http://variety.studiostore.com/browse/SELAWARD/PHOTO/s.C3w1m0iZ](http://variety.studiostore.com/browse/SELAWARD/PHOTO/s.C3w1m0iZ) > [@](#): > > Which bothers you more, the hat or the breasts? It’s a toss-up. (Don’t forget the dress) ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/30 "2001-01-20T05:26:02Z")
Just so you big breasts fanatics can have a fit:D: [http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7715/070809/BrSJMG059.jpg](http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7715/070809/BrSJMG059.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![PinkBikini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@PinkBikini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkBikini)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/31 "2001-01-20T05:43:07Z")
JEEEEZ LOUISE!!! That LNC woman has one harsh set of humongoid hoo-hoos!!! I don’t know how she keeps them off of her stomach, much less anywhere near her face. _shudder_ I can’t tune in to that show tho. Calista is one of the ugliest humans I have ever seen, on or off television. She nauseates me. How is it that she is so famous and I am so not? ---
**Author:** ![Althea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@Althea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Althea)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/32 "2001-01-20T22:21:07Z")
Alpha- There’s a Victoria’s Secret model who has been doing a LOT of other work lately that has quite a rack and a little meat on her bones to boot. Unfortunately, I can’t remember her name for the life of me. Anybody else know who I mean? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/33 "2001-01-20T23:51:56Z")
As much as I like to see shapely women–and I have no dobut that such are common among the Teeming Female Millions 🙂 --The sentiments exposed in this thread anger me. I’d like to see the nameless and un-famous designers who cooked up the cokamamie ‘whippet torso,’ regardless of the size of the bosom, live on the starvation diet they dictate to the models. I’ll bet they would whine about persecution! Good Lord, I don’t think any normal woman looks like that–or wants to wear _clothes_ designed for a woman who looks like that. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/34 "2001-01-21T01:35:54Z")
I assume Althea’s referring to Laetitia Casta, who is a bit top-heavy. Or maybe one of the other new crop of models who all look alike to me. I mean Laetitia I can recognise, but the current makeup or something makes all these girls look too much the same. Argh. Maybe that’s why I like Christy Turlington so much. She looks unlike most of the human race. In a cool way. ---
**Author:** ![PinkBikini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@PinkBikini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkBikini)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/35 "2001-01-21T04:06:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Althea \* > \*\*There’s a Victoria’s Secret model who has been doing a LOT of other work lately that has quite a rack and a little meat on her bones to boot. Unfortunately, I can’t remember her name for the life of me. Anybody else know who I mean? \*\* Well, a long while ago I used to get the catalog, and that woman Frederique wasn’t skeleton skinny. I always thought her face was really weird looking. Stephanie Seymour… well, her boobs look pretty big. I haven’t looked a lot though… but then again it’s just one of those miraculous bras, ha ha. I’m thinking that’s what LNC must be wearing… a miraculous bra, with serious anti-gravity devices. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/36 "2001-01-21T20:23:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BickByro \* > \*\*cindy crawford is a b-cup… \*\* There was an auction of Marilyn Monroe memorabilia last year at Christie’s in NYC. I shot the Barbara Walter’s interviews with the curator of the auction/exhibit. The curator said that Marilyn was a B Cup. I about died. Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/37 "2001-01-21T20:51:33Z")
is not really such a surprise. Look at the nude of her for Playboy…her tits ain’t so much. Also, Marilyn gained and lost a fair amount of weight, I believe she ranged between 120 and 160 over the years. At the upper range, her tits were almost certainly bigger. Marilyn’s appeal really was not about having the world’s most perfect figure, because she didn’t. It was far more complex than that… stoid ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/38 "2001-01-22T03:13:45Z")
As an avid Ally fan, I have noticed that LNC’s boobs are seriously fighting gravity. My concern would be the pain caused by a bra that does that. Honestly, I can barely stand to wear a bra for twelve hours straight, and mine are a D, while Lisa must be up there in the E range. Even with comfortable, cotton/underwire style bras, my shoulders ache at the end of the day. And forget about massaging my back; the strip of shoulder wear my bra straps sit is sore all the time. I’d hazard a guess that LNC is purposely trying to not fit in with the rest of the Ally cast. She’s embracing her figure and her breasts; nothing wrong with that. I don’t find the half-naked, bra-baring look she seems to favor attractive, but more power to her. I hope she keeps getting jobs in Hollywood. The only thing that pisses me off at all is the fact that everyone criticizes Ally for being so skinny; now we criticize LNC for being too womanly. It’s still wrong, and it still harbors negative stereotypes, regardless of the image we are disgusted with. As for the model thing, I laughed until I cried when I read about Gisele Bundchen, a Brazilian model who apparently “ushered in the new voluptuous female form,” in Vogue. Her chest is a B cup, tops. I’m really curious as to whether Vogue editors think we wrap out breasts in Ace bandages when flat-chested is in, or if we just have them removed and added to when fashion dictates? I can’t wait for the day when short size 12’s with D cups and brown hair are “it.” I’ll be running naked in the streets. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/39 "2001-01-22T03:28:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by PunditLisa \* > **LNC has the same problem that Dolly Parton has. She is very buxom AND short-waisted. If you took the same breasts and placed them on someone taller or longer-waisted, I bet they wouldn’t be nearly as "freakish."** Lordy, lordy, preach ON! I’m a D cup at 5’4" and a size 2. If I tuck in my shirts, I look pregnant. On me, these things look completely out of place and I want to have them taken down several notches. God bless LNC for even finding clothes that can FIT her. But, to be honest, yeah, they are a little scary. Every time I see her I think, “Lisa’s taking the girls out for a walk again.” ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/40 "2001-01-22T03:40:08Z")
> [@](#): > > ? I can’t wait for the day when short size 12’s with D cups and brown hair are “it.” I’ll be running naked in the streets. :eek: Would you be so kind as to send me an e-mail a few days prior so that I could free up some time? TIA. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782.md?page=3)