# Lisa Nicole Carson, your tits are freaking me out **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 19, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782 "2001-01-19T00:40:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/41 "2001-01-22T04:21:02Z")
> [@](#): > > God bless LNC for even finding clothes that can FIT her. I’d like to address a special fuck you to the makers of those stretch cotton button-up blouses. I bought three of them in my size, and all of them gape over my chest. The way the buttons are spaced, the top on hits me mid-cleavage and is holding on as tightly as possible for fear of popping off. If I buy them in my size, they are too tight in the chest; the next size up is too loose elsewhere. Omni-not - you’ll be the first to know, I promise. Maybe you could write Vogue and tell them to make gorgeous brunettes with big boobs and normal-sized bods and style du jour, and we’ll hasten up the process. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782/42 "2001-01-22T04:25:41Z")
Hey Nacho? Right after the “short size 12’s with D cups and brown hair” craze, can we have the “tall size 20’s with F cups and red hair” craze? Thanks!!! - Falcon, who HATES ALL button-up tops. Bleah. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lisa-nicole-carson-your-tits-are-freaking-me-out/50782.md?page=2)