# List 5 GOOD Movies and 5 BAD Movies

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**Created:** [April 21, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-5-good-movies-and-5-bad-movies/446252 "2008-04-21T17:30:17Z")\
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Good:  
Original Star Wars Trilogy  
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Temple of Doom/Raiders of the Lost Ark  
The Illusionist  
That Thing You Do!  
Band of Brothers (Does this count? If not, I replace it with the Disney version of Robin Hood)

Bad:  
Manos, the Hands of Fate  
Alien from LA  
Napoleon Dynamite  
Elf  
The Lizzie McGuire Movie

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-5-good-movies-and-5-bad-movies/446252/22 "2008-04-21T21:43:57Z")

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Here’s a dirty summary as of Post #21

No effort to remove or combine duplicates. Copy/paste operation only.

Somebody with programming skills might have some fun in comparing these titles with the IMDB Top 250 and Bottom 100 or even getting the IMDB rating for the “good” and “bad” SDMB movies. Maybe even ranking this list.

Otherwise, it’s a handy reference of a so-far list.

GOOD Movies:

Cool Hand Luke  
The Godfather  
Blade Runner  
Schindler’s List  
No Country For Old Men  
Unforgiven  
Saving Private Ryan  
Groundhog Day  
Aliens  
Lord of the Rings  
Superman I  
Superman II  
Superman III  
Superman Returns  
Beavis & Butt-head Do America  
Citizen Kane  
Elephant Man  
Last Emoeror  
Deerhunter  
Apocalyse Now  
Goonies,  
Planes Trains and Automobiles,  
Shawshank Redemption,  
The Green Mile,  
Saving Private Ryan,  
Amadeus  
Sling Blade  
Shakespeare in Love  
Unforgiven  
The Postman(yeah yeah yeah…so what. I like it)  
No Country for Old Men  
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest  
High Fidelity  
Sense and Sensibility  
Fargo  
A Man for All Seasons  
The Seven Samurai  
Spartacus  
Forbidden Planet  
1776

1. Pulp Fiction/ Clerks (tie)
2. Battle Royale (but the Book/Manga was WAAAY better)
3. Hot Fuzz/Sean of the Dead (tie)
4. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
5. Stranger than Fiction
6. Butch Cassady And the Sundance Kid  
It’s a Wonderful Life  
The Best Years of Our Lives  
Stripes  
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn  
Ghostbusters  
Duck Soup  
Citizen Kane  
City Lights  
The General (Buster Keaton)  
Crash (Oscar winner)  
Round Midnight  
The Conversation  
Silver Streak  
9 to 5  
The Breakfast Club  
Terminator 2  
Star Wars  
Back to the Future  
Boondock Saints  
The Blues Brothers  
Big Night  
A Fish Called Wanda  
The Magnificent Seven  
Blazing Saddles  
Road to Perdition  
The Incredibles  
Enter the Dragon  
Brick  
Serenity  
Cannibal! the Musical  
Original Star Wars Trilogy  
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Temple of Doom/Raiders of the Lost Ark  
The Illusionist  
That Thing You Do!  
Band of Brothers (Does this count? If not, I replace it with the Disney version of Robin Hood)  
The Breakfast Club  
Stranger Than Fiction (Emma was awesome)  
1776  
Fargo  
Schindler’s List

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BAD Movies:

Posse  
Instant Justice  
Harlem Nights  
The Island of Dr. Moreau  
Rhinestone  
Hear No Evil  
Mixed Nuts  
Nothing But Trouble  
Full Fathom Five  
The Seeker  
Superman IV  
Look Who’s Talking Too  
Wag the Dog  
Beverly Hillbillies  
Bedazzled (newer version)  
Judge Dredd  
Twins  
Bride of Chucky  
G.I. Jane  
Mommie Dearest  
Batman and Robin,  
Batman Forever,  
Alien versus Predator  
Epic Movie  
Superbad (I don’t know what all the fuss was about. It’s unmemorable)  
White Chicks  
Little Man  
I am Legend  
Rambo  
Rope  
Dreamcatcher  
Cold Creek Manor  
Elektra  
The Road to Wellville  
Bulletproof Monk  
The Giant Claw  
Tales from the Past (aka Gallery of Horrors, aka Dr. Terror’s Gallery of Horrors – not to be confused with Dr. Terror’s House of Horrors)  
The Eliminators  
Jake Speed  
Young Doctors in Love

1. BloodRayne
2. The Village
3. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
4. Son of the Mask
5. Kazaam!  
Star Trek V, The Final Frontier  
Taps  
Curse of the Pink Panther  
Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band  
Son of the Mask  
Alien  
Battlefield Earth  
Mitchell  
Killers from Space  
The Wild World of Batwoman.  
For Love of the Game  
27 Dresses  
Gladiator  
Hidalgo  
Batman and Robin  
Dirty Dancing  
White Chicks  
Alien 3  
Night at the Museum  
Chasing Amy  
Starcrash  
Krull  
Mousehunt  
Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers: The Movie  
The Prophecy 3: The Ascent  
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation  
The Stupids  
The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe  
Varsity Blues  
Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style  
Manos, the Hands of Fate  
Alien from LA  
Napoleon Dynamite  
Elf  
The Lizzie McGuire Movie

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Bad, but with Redeeming Value

Plan Nine from Outer Space  
Robot Monster  
Starship Troopers  
Angry Red Planet

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**Good:**  
Repo Man  
The Outlaw Josie Wales  
Natural Born Killers  
Caveman  
Bad Lieutenant

**Bad:**  
Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil  
Cool World  
The Sixth Sense  
The Crawling Eye  
Hook

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-5-good-movies-and-5-bad-movies/446252/24 "2008-04-21T23:27:39Z")

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5 Good Movies:

L.A. Confidential  
The Usual Suspects  
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon  
3:10 to Yuma  
The Pianist

5 Crappy Movies:

Sphere  
The Lost World  
The Newton Boys  
I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead  
Mercury Rising

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It’s hard to narrow it down to 5.

Good:  
After Hours  
Brazil  
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape  
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind  
Run Lola Run

Bad:  
The Hollywood Knights  
A River Runs Through It  
Message in a Bottle  
Spanglish  
Flubber

I was glad to see some of my favorites already listed: Blade Runner, A Fish Called Wanda. . .

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**Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-5-good-movies-and-5-bad-movies/446252/26 "2008-04-21T23:44:02Z")

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Good:

Dr. Strangelove  
The Haunting (1963)  
The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes  
The Station Agent  
Little Big Man

Bad:

Lucky Number Slevin  
Syriana  
The Trial of Billy Jack  
The Matrix Reloaded  
Scarface

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**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-5-good-movies-and-5-bad-movies/446252/27 "2008-04-22T03:13:11Z")

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Good:  
Princess Mononoke  
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert  
Contact  
This Is Spinal Tap  
Monsters, Inc.  
Bad:  
The Day After Tomorrow  
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (live-action version)  
Rat Race  
Snow Dogs  
The Core

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**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-5-good-movies-and-5-bad-movies/446252/28 "2008-04-22T04:17:08Z")

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Good:

1. Dogma
2. True Romance
3. Sin City
4. Reservoir Dogs
5. American Beauty

Bad:

1. Bloodrayne
2. Wing Commander
3. The Hunted ( the Tommy Lee Jones/Benicio Del Toro version)
4. Aliens vs. Predator
5. The Chronicles of Riddick

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**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-5-good-movies-and-5-bad-movies/446252/29 "2008-04-22T14:36:22Z")

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Trying not to duplicate:

**The Good** :

Mysterious Skin  
The Color Purple  
Pan’s Labyrinth  
The Accused  
Airplane!

**The Bad** :

The Golden Compass  
The Wedding Planner  
The Time Machine (2002)  
Eating Out  
Event Horizon

**The Ugly** :

What the Bleep Do We Know?

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Good  
The Re-Animator  
Accepted  
The Rocketeer  
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang  
Hot Fuzz

Bad  
Double Dragon  
Bulletproof Monk  
Superman Returns  
Any of the American Pie movies  
Napoleon Dynamite

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**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-5-good-movies-and-5-bad-movies/446252/31 "2008-04-22T15:02:25Z")

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Trying not to repeat any previous submissions…

Good  
_Breaker Morant  
Dark City  
True Lies  
Memento  
Trading Places_

Bad  
_Liquid Sky_  
Pink Flamingos  
Superman 3  
Return to the Planet of the Apes  
The Glimmer Man  
\*

\*So gawdawfully bad it could stand alone here; it really is as bad as any other five rancidly bad movies combined.

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(Just five?)

**Good:**  
_Casablanca_ (1942)  
_12 Angry Men_ (1957)  
_Beauty and the Beast_ (1991)  
_Star Wars_ (1977)  
_Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle_ (2004)

**Bad:**  
_Envy_ (2004)  
_Monster-in-Law_ (2005)  
_Plan 9 from Outer Space_ (1959)  
_Rent_ (2005)  
_Wind Dancer_ (1993)

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
\*So gawdawfully bad it could stand alone here; it really is as bad as any other five rancidly bad movies combined.  
[/QUOTE]

Oh, come on. Can a movie that contains the line “My cunt has teeth!” be all that bad?

_crickets chirp_

Good:

Rounders  
Pleasantville  
Queens Logic  
The Conversation  
Apocolypse Now

Bad:

The Yin and Yang of Mr. Go  
Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine  
Jurassic Park II  
Prophecy  
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

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**Good Movies**

_Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow  
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind  
The Incredibles  
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang  
Spider-Man 2_

**Bad Movies**

_Rush Hour  
Godzilla_  
Bad Boys  
Mr. Deeds  
Star Trek: Nemesis\*

\*1998

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Good  
Pulp Fiction  
Gattaca  
Monsoon Wedding  
Saving Private Ryan  
Soylent Green

Bad  
Kill Bill  
Me, You and Everyone We Know  
Shrek  
House of the Dead  
Closer

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Good:  
Aguirre, Wrath of God  
Wings of Desire  
Time of the Gypsies  
Metropolis  
12 Angry Men  
Bad:  
American Pie  
Red Dawn  
Hostel  
Antz  
A Few Good Men

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Good

_Yellow Submarine  
Lair of the White Worm  
Straight to Hell  
Boys Don’t Cry  
Casino Royale_ (the sixties version, with David Niven)

Bad

_Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery  
Splash!  
The Rescuers  
Roadhouse  
The Last Action Hero_

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**Good**  
Imitation of Life  
Lord of War  
Showgirls  
The Searchers  
Midnight Express (racism aside)

**Bad**  
Never Been Kissed  
13  
Blood Diamond  
Meet the Fokers  
History of Violence

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The question is too broad, I need a theme.

**Good**  
One Hour Photo  
Insomnia  
Good Will Hunting  
Good Morning, Vietnam  
Dead Poets Society

**Bad**  
Man of the Year  
Death to Smoochy  
Flubber  
FernGully: The Last Rainforest  
Moscow on the Hudson

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Trying not to duplicate.

Good

Little Nemo  
Jersey Girl  
Joe Dirt  
5th Element  
Highlander (the first)

Bad

Gigli  
Beverly Hills Ninja  
The Flintstones (the second movie)  
Signs  
Pearl Harbor (2001)

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