# list of rules for SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 26, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-rules-for-sdmb/261526 "2004-08-26T00:42:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-rules-for-sdmb/261526/41 "2004-08-26T16:52:54Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > 1. Hack her to death with a kitchen knife. Actually, I know someone who did do this… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-rules-for-sdmb/261526/42 "2004-08-26T18:14:23Z")
> [@Chairman Pow](#): > > Holy, I didn’t realize the ignore list works. That might explain a few things… Yes, yes it would. As to cats, kits, and bagpipes, I’d always thought that the felines were confined in the bag at the pipers side. Squeese her slowly and then let the pipes refine the pitch of the wails. Are you all trying to imply it somehow works differently? ---
**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-rules-for-sdmb/261526/43 "2004-08-26T18:26:11Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > 1. Hack her to death with a kitchen knife. Ah! How wonderful to see another graduate of the Norman Bates School of Hotel Management! Didn’t recognize you without your graduation wig. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-rules-for-sdmb/261526/44 "2004-08-26T18:39:57Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > ``` > Originally Posted by World Eater > It's all pretty simple actually.... > > ``` > > 1. Don’t be a jerk > > * * * > > ~puts down rotten eggs and shaving cream~ > > Fuck. Based on this post, I think you’ll fit in well around here, **FinnAgain** (and I only really got your name when I said it in my head as I typed it–I’m slow, but I’m cute.) I do, however, prefer puppy knives, much more versatile. Plus, it comes when I call it. “Here puppy knife, here, here, c’mon puppy knife, c’mon. Yeah, who’s a good puppy knife? Oh yeah, such a good puppy knife.” ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-rules-for-sdmb/261526/45 "2004-08-26T18:46:13Z")
> [@Angua](#): > > Actually, I know someone who did do this… :eek: Yikes! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-rules-for-sdmb/261526/46 "2004-08-26T18:53:50Z")
> [@choie](#): > > Ah! How wonderful to see another graduate of the Norman Bates School of Hotel Management! Didn’t recognize you without your graduation wig. Is that you mother? 😛 I also agree that **FinnAgain** will be fine, seems like his/her head is screwed on tight. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-rules-for-sdmb/261526/47 "2004-08-26T19:09:51Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > Is that you mother? 😛 > > I also agree that **FinnAgain** will be fine, seems like his/her head is screwed on tight. Easily done when you can spin it around like that… ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-rules-for-sdmb/261526/48 "2004-08-26T21:06:11Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Maybe something like [this?](http://www.funny.co.uk/stuff/art_175-2783-Killer-Kitten.html) She’s a killer kitten Catnip and wool mittens With that tomcat she’s rather smitten Guranteed to claw your mind Anytime ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-rules-for-sdmb/261526/49 "2004-08-27T01:38:59Z")
> [@TVeblen](#): > > Just like a buck knife skins bucks and a butter knife skins butter. Now put down that oyster fork. Olive oil? Peanut oil? Corn oli? Baby oil? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-rules-for-sdmb/261526/50 "2004-08-27T02:58:10Z")
**Kallessa** Awww shucks ma’am… ain’t nothin’ (And there’s no blushing smiley, so I’ll just say :D) Oh, and, my user name is from: > [@Finnegans Wake](#): > > Hohohoho, Mister Finn, you’re going to be Mister Finnagain! Comeday morm and, O, you’re vine! Sendday’s eve and, ah, you’re vinegar! Hahahaha, Mister Funn, you’re going to be fined again! **WorldEater** Thank you kindly too. (I’m of the male persuasion) ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-rules-for-sdmb/261526/51 "2004-08-27T03:28:54Z")
[QUOTE=FinnAgain **WorldEater** Thank you kindly too. (I’m of the male persuasion)[/QUOTE] 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-rules-for-sdmb/261526.md?page=2)