# List of smurfs names **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 17, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153 "2003-01-17T03:26:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/1 "2003-01-17T03:26:18Z")
As the thread’s title states, I want to know the all of the smurfs’ names. Lest you be thinking I might be planning on misusing this fundamental knowledge—or worst perhaps, that I am a smurfs-obsessed freak :eek:–allow me to explain the peculiar facts behind this anomalous request. Make of it what you will. So, basically, this was a rather typical day: Had my morning light saber lesson with my revered master, Darth Cecil; partook in the 10 parsec race with my shiny new X-wing, got my afternoon midiclorian shot, mind-tricked some Jawas into repairing my R2 unit for free, had Pizza Hutt for dinner, you know, the usual life a young padawan engages in. So, not to drift off subject, as I was levitating my toothbrush across my mouth, I had an epiphany: It was a clear vision of Master Yoda communicating from the beyond. His profound communion with The Force had revealed to him what he in turn divulged to myself: If I was ever to become a full-fledged Jedi Knight, one supreme test of skill remained: To recite in its totality the names of the smurfs. :eek: Unusual? Perhaps. Extravagant? No doubt. But who am I—or you for that matter—to dare question the designs of The Living Force? So, as I prepared to embark on this extenuating journey—this crucial step on the eternal quest for knowledge essential to every Jedi’s life, I vaguely recalled my master once mentioning a legendary group of sages which called itself The Straight Dope, and had, same as I, dedicated their existence to the pursuit of The Truth and the eradication of that most nefarious of feelings: ignorance (ignorance leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to…well, you know the drill). 🙂 And such is the story of how I found myself in these mystic lands, presenting you with this highly eccentric, yet essential-to-maintaining-the-balance-of-The-Force, request: What are the god-damned names of the 100 smurfs? (Does this figure include the smurflings?). My Jedi future—and the well-being of the galaxy as well—rests upon the answer to this question being unveiled. Will you help me? 🙂 Have a very smurfy day, quasar smurf ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/2 "2003-01-17T03:31:31Z")
Papa Smurfette Jokey Well, I’m tapped out. ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/3 "2003-01-17T03:33:53Z")
Legend says that if the names of all nine million Smurfs were read aloud, the universe would end. Since I live there, it would be in my best interest that I don’t tell you. Sorry. -BraheSmurfer ---
**Author:** ![Willow\_fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Willow\_fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Willow_fire)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/4 "2003-01-17T03:37:02Z")
[URL=http://www.smurf.com/homepage.html] ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/5 "2003-01-17T03:37:31Z")
Brainy ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/6 "2003-01-17T03:58:01Z")
The site has a flaw: the “facts” page comes up with a “server not found.” Handy Smurf Wasn’t there a Lazy Smurf, or Sloppy Smurf, or something like that? ---
**Author:** ![Blueberry\_Buckle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@Blueberry\_Buckle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blueberry_Buckle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/7 "2003-01-17T04:12:49Z")
Here are a few I remember: Vanity Painter Baby Greedy Harmony Poet Handy Hefty Sleepy/Lazy (can’t remember exactly) Grouchy Slouchy Sassette Grandpa I suck…I watched the smurfs all the time as a child. I can’t believe I just admitted that. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/8 "2003-01-17T04:15:42Z")
I recommend that you see _Donnie Darko_ for more information on Smurfette. ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/9 "2003-01-17T04:45:41Z")
From [http://lcg-www.uia.ac.be/~erikt/comics/smurfs.html](http://lcg-www.uia.ac.be/~erikt/comics/smurfs.html) :: Baby Smurf Papa Smurf The Baking Smurf The Brainy Smurf The Clumsy Smurf The Dandy Smurf The Dreamy Smurf The Farmer Smurf The Funny Smurf The Gastronomic Smurf The Handy Smurf The Lazy Smurf The Smurfette The Strong Smurf The Stupid Smurf The Tinker Smurf And follow [http://www.astrostreasurechest.net/websmurfclub/multi.htm](http://www.astrostreasurechest.net/websmurfclub/multi.htm) to find a list of 150 smurfs, names in 4 languages Don’t tell Master Yoda of my help, I would hate to have to Saber duel him again, I nearly killed him last time. – Jedi Master Ronin ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/10 "2003-01-17T04:51:03Z")
You should ask Papa smurf! He will know what to do! [http://papasmurf.org/](http://papasmurf.org/) Nah, here are all the officially released PVC figures: I guess some are variations of them, but they are 324 of them! [http://papasmurf.org/cgi-bin/db.pl?db|cat.dat|SMURFS-PVC](http://papasmurf.org/cgi-bin/db.pl?db%7Ccat.dat%7CSMURFS-PVC) And if you want more info check their message board! - Ed Who got sick of smurfberries eons ago! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/11 "2003-01-17T05:19:14Z")
I never liked the treatment of Brainy, even as a kid. He was just portrayed as an arrogant whiner: “But Papa Smurf said…” Except for the glasses, you’d never know there was anything brainy about the guy. I always thought I detected some anti-intellectualism in the show’s writing… ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/12 "2003-01-17T06:26:49Z")
Dont forget: Bad Bad Leroy Smurf L. Ron Smurfard Frumious Bandersmurf John Big-Booty-Smurf Sir Arthur Conan Smurf Kim Jong Smurf The Unsinkable Molly Smurf Bodhismurfa Go Smurf Racer Go Ziggy Smurfdust Moon Unit Smurf SmurfbabyJ Spongebob Smurfpants Crocodile Smurfdee ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/13 "2003-01-17T08:49:19Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![frobozz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ed8c4c/32.png) [@frobozz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frobozz)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/14 "2003-01-17T12:44:50Z")
You all thought that the smurfs were wholesome childhood entertainment… [Papa Smurf is a Communist!](http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1709/index.html) BTW, my theory is that the Smurfs got their name because ‘smurf’ is the sound they make when you accidentally sit on them. SMURF! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/15 "2003-01-17T12:48:23Z")
lemmy smurf. he ran the burger van. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/16 "2003-01-17T13:44:09Z")
Smurf from Hell ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/17 "2003-01-17T16:31:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gazelle from Hell \* > \*\*Smurf from Hell \*\* was he the one with the studded leather collar and the korn top? i can’t remember… ---
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/18 "2003-01-17T17:11:13Z")
Don’t forget Boozy Smurf, you didn’t see much of him because he was usually passed out in a mushroom somewhere. They had to keep an eye on him because he was always trying to mix it up with Gargamel after he’d had a few too many. ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/19 "2003-01-17T17:29:32Z")
Pi-WEEEEEEEEE! Wasn’t there a smurf from the Moon? oh, and the Savage smurfs. (Orange, if IIRC) ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153/20 "2003-01-18T03:30:09Z")
You never saw Lumpy Smurf he died of cancer. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-of-smurfs-names/149153.md?page=2)