# List the Battle Cries!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 25, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465 "2003-02-25T19:51:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/81 "2003-02-26T18:12:08Z")

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A Smoit! A Smoit!  
– _The Prydain Chronicles_

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?  
– The Rock

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Rame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Mac\_Rame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Rame)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/82 "2003-02-26T18:31:27Z")

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Get away from her you bitch!

- Ripley

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/83 "2003-02-26T18:33:55Z")

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Long Live The Legion!

Alternatively,

Let’s Go Legionnaires!

And it’s “Autobots! Transform and Roll Out!”

“Decepticons, Attack!”

“Decepticons, Retreat!”

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/84 "2003-02-26T19:08:26Z")

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“CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE - IT!”

```
                  *Wilma Flintstone*
```

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/85 "2003-02-26T19:15:01Z")

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Waaaariors . . . Come out and play!

This morning, God gave us our first victory, but that was nothing compared to what he is ready to give us now. I know you are tired and hungry, but I swear to you in the name of the King of Heaven that even if these English were hanging from the clouds by their fingertips, we shall tear them down before nightfall! Now, my brave soldiers… let those who love me . . .

(. . . deep breath, then, in the high pitched, shrieking, bulge-eyed tones of a hysterical 19 year girl . . . )

- **follow me!!!** \* :eek: :eek: :eek:

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/86 "2003-02-26T19:18:29Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Rodd Hill \*  
> \*\*“Quo Fas et Gloria Ducunt!”
> 
> - _Royal Canadian Artillery_ \*\*

Mortituri Nolumus Mori!

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**Author:** ![Belrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Belrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrix)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/87 "2003-02-26T19:19:54Z")

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Can’t believe nobody’s mentioned this one:

“I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/88 "2003-02-26T19:47:39Z")

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This one was never actually used, but it could have been:

Superfriends! Restrain your misguided foes nonviolently!

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/89 "2003-02-26T19:54:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by E-Sabbath \*  
> \*\*  
> And it’s “Autobots! Transform and Roll Out!”  
> \*\*

No. That’s when Prime is moving the team out. The shorter version is the order to attack.

And when Santa Claus’ daughter, Miss Jingle Belle Claus, wants to lead her North Pole Champion Hockey team, _The Mighty Elves_, into action, she says,

> [@](#):
>
> On my command, UNLEASH HELL!

[www.jinglebelle.com](http://www.jinglebelle.com)

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**Author:** ![Happyjoelucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Happyjoelucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happyjoelucky)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/90 "2003-02-26T20:28:10Z")

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Go Go Gadget grenade launcher!

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/91 "2003-02-26T20:34:11Z")

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By the power of Greyskull!

I haaaaave the powerrrr!

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/92 "2003-02-26T20:50:06Z")

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“Mr. Worf, fire at will.”

_Riker looks around, surprised…_

or

“We live for the One, we die for the One”

“Make it so.”

My favorite:

“Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander, daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of Vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, dammit. I am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are _ever_ going to see. God sent me.”

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/93 "2003-02-26T20:56:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Steelerphan \*  
> \*\*“Mr. Worf, fire at will.”
> 
> _Riker looks around, surprised…_
> 
> \*\*

Funny you should write that because, having never heard this before, I had the very same thought earlier today. Now I wish I had posted it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/94 "2003-02-26T21:49:51Z")

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SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE-GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/95 "2003-02-26T22:31:29Z")

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::Russian accent::

“Decepticons, foreveerrrrrrr!”

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/96 "2003-02-27T00:46:04Z")

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“Give me liberty, or an English muffin!”

“YYYYEEEE- HAAAWWWW!!!”\*

(Said while straddling a falling atomic bomb)

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**Author:** ![Jen\_Jen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eada6e/32.png) [@Jen\_Jen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jen_Jen)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/97 "2003-02-27T00:54:25Z")

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Remember Brian Fennel!

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**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/98 "2003-02-27T02:22:31Z")

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“Biiiirrdmaaaan!”

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**Author:** ![CanadianVampyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@CanadianVampyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianVampyr)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/99 "2003-02-27T02:53:16Z")

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not quite relevent, but

“I laugh in the face of danger…Then I run anhide until it goes away”

and

“For God, Glory and Gold” (not necessarily in that order)

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**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/100 "2003-02-27T05:41:35Z")

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"CHEEKATTOOOOM!!

and

“Papaal (sp?) and beer, ya bastards!”

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