# List the Battle Cries!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 25, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465 "2003-02-25T19:51:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/121 "2003-03-01T20:59:22Z")

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**"Sie Barone"** - Stiletto. Baron Silas Greenback’s right hand crow.

I miss Dangermouse 😉

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**Author:** ![SpaceGhostofArrakis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@SpaceGhostofArrakis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceGhostofArrakis)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/122 "2003-03-02T00:58:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BMalion \*  
> \*\*SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE-GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!! \*\*

:: wakes up from drunken Mardi Gras-related stupor ::

Eh? Zorak?

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**Author:** ![Dal\_Gurak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@Dal\_Gurak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dal_Gurak)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/123 "2003-03-02T08:28:13Z")

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Hmm. So many to chose from …

“I’ll cleave your head from your bloody shoulders!”

“Today is the last day of the rest of your life.”

“I’ll beat you like a red-headed stepchild.”

“I will suck the marrow from your broken bones!”

“Your bad day just got worse.”

“Get ready for a surprise.”

“Eat hot death.”

“Say hello to my little friend.”

“Another day, another corpse.”

“Lucky you; killed by the best!”

“I’m gonna have to put you down.”

“I just want to get to know you INSIDE OUT!”

and, my personal favorite:

“When you get to Hell, tell them I sent you. You’ll get a group discount.”

For some reason, I get this :eek: look a lot.

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/124 "2003-03-02T16:41:17Z")

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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/125 "2003-03-02T17:28:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lawoot \*  
> \*\*THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS! \*\*

Is it? Let me check my notes.

Just riffing off your take, man. 😉

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**Author:** ![Urban\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Urban\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urban_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/126 "2003-03-02T17:46:25Z")

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_“There can be only one!”_

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**Author:** ![Happyjoelucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Happyjoelucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happyjoelucky)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/127 "2003-03-02T17:52:57Z")

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I do.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/128 "2003-03-05T17:27:59Z")

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**UP AND AT 'EM, ATOM ANT!**

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/129 "2003-03-05T21:10:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The MacDairmuid \*  
> \*\ ***BMalion** , I was hoping to be the first to put up ‘An Darach Mor!’ Oh well.
> 
> From my younger days in MacColin, “Take no prisoners, eat the wounded!” \*\*

**Kaor!** how did you escape the clutches of Clan? I built some coracles with Vern and floated to Ohio. Seriously, when were your younger days? Mine were 1988-1991.

Do you remember the fight song?

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**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-the-battle-cries/157465/130 "2003-03-05T21:41:16Z")

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**There’s nothing for getting something done like starting to do it!**  
Kaor, BMalion. I was in Clan from its inception in 76/77 through the end of Ren Faire’s run in Agoura in 87/88. Seamus O’Flanigan, I was. As for ‘escaping’, I was just beginning to get into doing Faire as an adult when they moved it to SBDO. That’s way too far to drive.

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