# List your three favorite dopers. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2004, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723 "2004-11-26T06:59:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/1 "2004-11-26T06:59:52Z")
I’m sure something like this has been done before, but I’m too lazy right now to search it on the SDMB. My three favorite dopers: **The Asbestos Mango Tir`Tinuviel World Eater** Who’re yours? Adam ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/2 "2004-11-26T14:19:49Z")
I don’t think I’ve ever encountered the first two on your list, but the third is toward the bottom along with **Diogenes** and **reeder**. Anyway, my top three are probably: **Mangetout** **Q.E.D.** **Liberal** Fart smellers, they. errrr smart fellers ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Gutgore_Blooddrink)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/3 "2004-11-26T17:14:18Z")
If I had to pick only three: **Inigo Montoya** **Tentacle Monster** **Shirley Ujest** These are the three that consistantly have me laughing every time I read their posts. You are all three honorary MeatBeasts! -Resident MeatBeast ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/4 "2004-11-26T17:23:25Z")
This is like placing your own kids in order of favourite. Can’t be done. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/5 "2004-11-26T17:35:07Z")
**Qadgop the Mercotan Zev Steinhart Esprix** ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/6 "2004-11-26T17:36:34Z")
Then, **Fenris Scylla jarbabyj** Because they make me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/7 "2004-11-26T18:04:17Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > This is like placing your own kids in order of favourite. Can’t be done. You are forgiven, oh childless one! It’s QUITE easy to do. The hard part is keeping them from figuring out the order. Observe. :: ahem :: **Agent Foxtrot** , most Dopers are my favorite in depending on what they have to say, how I’m feeling at any given time and what exactly you mean by favorite. Today, I seem to be inexplicably fond of my brethren from the right side of the pond so…England (including Isle of Man) Ireland & Scotland. Wales is assumed to ALWAYS be a favorite for reasons of heritage. ---
**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/8 "2004-11-26T18:12:28Z")
I haven’t really been around long enough to have personal favourites, but I suppose anybody who actually reads my posts is good with me 🙂 Oh and I’m open to bribes, preferably cheesecake, money or cash 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/9 "2004-11-26T18:21:02Z")
I’ll have to pick **Kal** first. His posts just crack me the fuck up. Then I’ll have **Kal**. I’ve never read a post from him that I didn’t learn from. Brain the size of a planet, that guy. Finally, **Kal** , I think. What a caring and considerate chap. ---
**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/10 "2004-11-26T18:28:04Z")
I sat there thinking to myself ‘this person really likes Kal, maybe he/she has a crush on them’…then I saw who the post was by :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/11 "2004-11-26T18:29:54Z")
My work here is done. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/12 "2004-11-26T18:30:56Z")
Wow, thanks **Foxtrot** , you just vaulted to the top of the list. 😛 [sub]p.s. booooooooo **Eleusis** [/sub] Aside from the top of the list, I’ve always been a big fan of… \*\* Gawd Tdn Mhendo\*\* Bonus prize for **Dead Badger** who I think is the most on point poster on our board. There are many others too, to bad we can’t name 20. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/13 "2004-11-26T19:35:35Z")
Has anyone mentioned **Kal** yet? Oh, and **twickster** , **Jodi** and **PunditLisa**. Smart, funny and interesting – I always read their posts when I see them. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/14 "2004-11-26T19:41:20Z")
**Gingerof theNorth** because she’s lovely. **UrbanChic** because she and I are like minded when it comes to shopping. **BigGirl** because she tells it like it is. I like a few other people too…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/15 "2004-11-26T19:48:26Z")
1. People who like my posts 2. People whose posts I like. 3. Mods & Admins ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/16 "2004-11-26T19:51:38Z")
Pass. I don’t want to make the other 49,557 jealous. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/17 "2004-11-26T20:20:28Z")
> [@Kal](#): > > I’ll have to pick **Kal** first. His posts just crack me the fuck up. > > Then I’ll have **Kal**. I’ve never read a post from him that I didn’t learn from. Brain the size of a planet, that guy. > > Finally, **Kal** , I think. What a caring and considerate chap. Wow, thanks! That’s one of the nicest posts I’ve ever seen about m…oh, wait, that’s a **K**. :smack: Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/18 "2004-11-26T21:39:50Z")
No freakin’ way! If you asked me to pick my favorite fifty dopers, you might stand a chance! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/19 "2004-11-26T21:48:08Z")
> [@klintypooh](#): > > I sat there thinking to myself ‘this person really likes Kal, maybe he/she has a crush on them’…then I saw who the post was by :smack: I just figured it was by **Washte** until I saw the name. 😛 And my favorite three dopers are… **Cecil Adams** and the rest of y’all. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723/20 "2004-11-26T22:33:01Z")
The three people who have mailed me stuff; 2 for free and 1 at a ridiculously low price. Unfortunately my computer crashed and I lost all my Outlook contacts so I don’t remember two of their names :(. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/list-your-three-favorite-dopers/276723.md?page=2)