# Listen to me -

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-to-me/832941>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 23, 2019, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-to-me/832941 "2019-04-23T15:07:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-to-me/832941/1 "2019-04-23T15:07:12Z")

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and I’m sure you’ll agree,  
The bravest man in eternity,  
Was neither a soldier or a champion of law,  
But the first to devour an oyster raw.  
Well, he’s got nothing on [this guy](https://gizmodo.com/fossilized-human-poop-shows-ancient-forager-ate-an-enti-1834222964).

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-to-me/832941/2 "2019-04-23T15:19:30Z")

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Thank goodness. When I opened the link the first words that jumped out at me were “fossilized poop”. Makes the snake sound down right appealing.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-to-me/832941/3 "2019-04-23T16:06:34Z")

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Yes, I was referring to the snake.

You’d have to be really hungry to swallow a whole rattlesnake, fangs and all!

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**Author:** ![jaycat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaycat/32/3015_2.png) [@jaycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaycat)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-to-me/832941/4 "2019-04-23T16:58:33Z")

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It seems to me that quasi-scientific reporting could find a better word than “poop.”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-to-me/832941/5 "2019-04-23T17:47:33Z")

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God-all-mighty.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-to-me/832941/6 "2019-04-23T17:51:56Z")

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"It’s possible that the snake was eaten by a particularly eccentric or curious individual, and that it never happened again. "

I dare you eat this snake, skin and all!

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-to-me/832941/7 "2019-04-23T17:59:14Z")

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I wonder if it wasn’t the ancient equivalent of a fraternity initiation. Here hold my \<fermented beverage\> and watch this!

If they were drinking it was probably pulque or something similar.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-to-me/832941/8 "2019-04-23T18:08:11Z")

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> [@Tatterdemalion](#):
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> I wonder if it wasn’t the ancient equivalent of a fraternity initiation. Here hold my \<fermented beverage\> and watch this!
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> If they were drinking it was probably pulque or something similar.

That’s exactly what I was thinking. And it happened in Texas.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-to-me/832941/9 "2019-04-23T18:51:36Z")

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For a brief period of time, all the teens were eating snakes and posting it on the cave walls as part of the “Rattlesnake Challenge.”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-to-me/832941/10 "2019-04-23T19:08:31Z")

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Mr.Wrekker has eaten rattlesnake. Gah! He didn’t eat the fangs though. He just told me, with enough gravy almost anything’s edible. Nope, nope, nope.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-to-me/832941/11 "2019-04-24T21:46:57Z")

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Whhat? BBQ rattlesnake is delicious! I tried it in Alamagordo and really enjoyed it.
