# Listen up all you c\*\*ks\*\*\*\*rs! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210 "2009-09-07T22:43:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/21 "2009-09-09T00:35:51Z")
Don’t forget to go visit that fucking Wu at the dry cleaners. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/22 "2009-09-09T02:01:22Z")
Thees is a fargin’ silly tread! ---
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/23 "2009-09-09T02:13:16Z")
On their honeymoon night, a man asked his new bride for that “special favor.” “Oh, honey,” she says. “I can’t do that! What would you think of me?” A few years go by and he asks her once again. She says, “Oh, no, I can’t do that. What would you think of me?” Ten years have gone by. It’s their anniversary. He asks her again for that special favor. “Oh, no,” she says, “I can’t do that. What would you think of me?” Finally, on their 25th wedding anniversary, after he asks yet again, she performs the special favor. Later, the phone rings and he answers it. Handing his wife the phone, he says, “It’s for you, cocksucker.” ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/24 "2009-09-09T02:58:22Z")
It’s Deadwood. There’s Gambling. Hence Crapshooters. ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/25 "2009-09-09T03:03:26Z")
Hey! Hey! That word is a compliment (or a complement) not an insult.😛 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/26 "2009-09-09T06:33:30Z")
> [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](#): > > On their honeymoon night, a man asked his new bride for that “special favor.” > > “Oh, honey,” she says. “I can’t do that! What would you think of me?” > > A few years go by and he asks her once again. She says, “Oh, no, I can’t do that. What would you think of me?” > > Ten years have gone by. It’s their anniversary. He asks her again for that special favor. “Oh, no,” she says, “I can’t do that. What would you think of me?” > > Finally, on their 25th wedding anniversary, after he asks yet again, she performs the special favor. Later, the phone rings and he answers it. Handing his wife the phone, he says, “It’s for you, cocksucker.” Whats the difference between a bad job and a new bride? After a year, the job still sucks. Has this thread gotten anyone else flashing back to the Moroni character in Johnny Dangerously? "I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes… like yourselves. " ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/27 "2009-09-09T08:17:38Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Has this thread gotten anyone else flashing back to the Moroni character in Johnny Dangerously? See post 22 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/28 "2009-09-09T14:04:23Z")
> [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](#): > > On their honeymoon night, a man asked his new bride for that “special favor.” > > “Oh, honey,” she says. “I can’t do that! What would you think of me?” > > A few years go by and he asks her once again. She says, “Oh, no, I can’t do that. What would you think of me?” > > Ten years have gone by. It’s their anniversary. He asks her again for that special favor. “Oh, no,” she says, “I can’t do that. What would you think of me?” > > Finally, on their 25th wedding anniversary, after he asks yet again, she performs the special favor. Later, the phone rings and he answers it. Handing his wife the phone, he says, “It’s for you, cocksucker.” A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender: “I just got my first blowjob. Give me nine shots of tequila.” Bartender says “Hell, that’s cause for celebration alright; I’ll pop for the tenth shot.” Man says: “Nah, if nine shots doesn’t get that taste out of my mouth, nothing will.” ::cymbal clash:: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/29 "2009-09-09T15:09:23Z")
I would think Deadwood would be fairly polite, actually. After all it was settled by a bunch of small town Coxsackers. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/30 "2009-09-10T00:35:39Z")
Well, the Deadwood Museum was a winner, but the town itself is by and large just another pathetic gambling town. Sturgis sucked. Bear Butte was mildly interesting. But Devil’s Tower: Zowee! A very long day. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/31 "2009-09-10T01:29:50Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > See post 22 😃 I hang my head and my bifocals in shame ------ first time past I read it as “farkin”. Looks like its time to get the eye doctor to upgrade me. ---
**Author:** ![Bravo\_Romeo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bravo\_Romeo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bravo_Romeo)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/32 "2009-09-10T02:58:10Z")
With all this talk of cocksuckers, we can’t forget the minor character of that “fucking degenerate tit licker”. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/33 "2009-09-10T20:13:48Z")
> [@Blazric Jones](#): > > With all this talk of cocksuckers, we can’t forget the minor character of that “fucking degenerate tit licker”. We just started re-watching the whole series last night. Best phrase in the opening ep: “Here’s to all us limber-dick cocksuckers!” ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/34 "2009-09-11T06:28:34Z")
I’ve only been to Deadwood once, and that was before the show. It was on my honeymoon, however, so you may draw your own conclusions about the word in question. I also remember having a drink in all four of the places Mr. Hickock was shot. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/35 "2009-09-11T08:29:40Z")
How would you drink out of the places he was shot? He’s been dead 133 years, I’d think his decomposition would have advanced to the point where nothing was left. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/36 "2009-09-11T15:49:50Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Well, the Deadwood Museum was a winner, but the town itself is by and large just another pathetic gambling town. Sturgis sucked. Bear Butte was mildly interesting. But Devil’s Tower: Zowee! A very long day. What’s this about bare butts? I thought we were talking cocks. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210/37 "2009-09-11T15:56:38Z")
… and the penguin said, “Naaah, that’s just ice cream.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-all-you-c-ks-rs/509210.md?page=1)