# Listen up, motherfuckers! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 13, 2018, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831 "2018-07-13T07:18:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/21 "2018-07-13T15:33:39Z")
> [@wonky](#): > > Yes, but Giraffe can fuck off, too. Rude. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/22 "2018-07-13T15:35:20Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Best thread title ever. Aye; mad props for this one, **Miller**. And for **TubaDiva** as well, for lifting the ban. Y’all motherfuckers totally fucking rock, yo! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/23 "2018-07-13T15:40:22Z")
_ahem_ Bum. OH, WHAT A GIVEAWAY! ---
**Author:** ![Dobbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Dobbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dobbs)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/24 "2018-07-13T15:49:12Z")
Golly. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/25 "2018-07-13T16:25:09Z")
> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#): > > Yes, it will. > > But mostly in the Pit. So we got that going for us, anyway. I don’t know what this means… ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/26 "2018-07-13T16:29:46Z")
Well, f-word the c-word, you t-words! ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/27 "2018-07-13T16:59:21Z")
I saw the ATMB announcement and immediately came here to watch everyone get their fuck on. I was not disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/28 "2018-07-13T17:21:29Z")
Too bad this wasn’t done a month ago, we could have had a “Happy Father’s Day to all you Motherfuckers” thread. Oh well there’s always next year… ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/29 "2018-07-13T17:31:18Z")
You all know this enhanced pottymouthing has given me the vapors. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/30 "2018-07-13T18:13:08Z")
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/31 "2018-07-13T19:25:25Z")
Fuck yeah! The long night is over! (prone to exaggeration? me?) ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/32 "2018-07-13T19:46:45Z")
FTR, my parents looked like movie stars and any of you would gladly fuck them. Me, not so much. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/33 "2018-07-14T01:07:03Z")
Does this mean you’ll be deleting your “No warning issued” macro, Miller? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/34 "2018-07-14T01:14:04Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > FTR, my parents looked like movie stars and any of you would gladly fuck them. Pimp much? ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/35 "2018-07-14T01:35:47Z")
Well, I’m pretty sure that I had no idea you fuckers had any such rule. I’m a lucky little twat. ¡Muchas gracias! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/36 "2018-07-14T03:52:00Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > FTR, my parents looked like movie stars and any of you would gladly fuck them. Me, not so much. Clarify, please. You’re less likely to gladly fuck your parents, or we would all be less likely to gladly fuck you? Or both of the above? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/37 "2018-07-14T05:16:50Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > In case you haven’t seen it, [we’ve removed the restricted word list](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=858601) from the Pit. You are now officially free drop f-bombs at any target, in whatever configuration you desire. > > Keep in mind, this only applies to the [“bad word”](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858) list. Rules against hate speech remain in full effect, as do [all other Pit rules](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=507985). > > Now go forth and be filthy. The fuck you say. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/38 "2018-07-14T06:21:35Z")
Titty bum titty bum titty bum bum _bum_ Titty bum titty bum titty bum bum bum Titty bum titty bum titty bum bum _bum_ Titty BUM! titty bum bum bum. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/39 "2018-07-14T15:18:52Z")
This is going to have a detrimental effect on the number of times the word “cactus” is mentioned. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/40 "2018-07-14T15:28:18Z")
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