# Listen up, motherfuckers! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 13, 2018, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831 "2018-07-13T07:18:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/41 "2018-07-14T16:20:41Z")
_Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka You’re a cock sucking, ass licking Uncle Fucka You’re an Uncle Fucka, yes, it’s true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you_ There. Got that out of my system! ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/42 "2018-07-14T16:40:28Z")
Congratulations, **Miller** , on creating a title that would ensure most Dopers would read it. (Can’t say “all” since we do have some for whom potty mouth is forbidden by G\*D or something.) BTW, I am a woman and I don’t feel that cunt insults all women, any more than dick insults all men. I think most insults are a bad idea and demonstrate mostly that the user has a limited vocabulary, but I also don’t like “banned words”. So, this is good news. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/43 "2018-07-14T17:46:37Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > Does this mean you’ll be deleting your “No warning issued” macro, Miller? Macro!? I’ll have you know, each and every one of those mod notes was lovingly hand crafted! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/44 "2018-07-14T18:05:20Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Macro!? I’ll have you know, each and every one of those mod notes was lovingly hand crafted! I hope people realize what a fine job you did working within the parameters you were given. There were warnings issued when people truly deserved them. Good work! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/45 "2018-07-14T18:20:18Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Macro!? I’ll have you know, each and every one of those mod notes was lovingly hand crafted! Idiot ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/46 "2018-07-14T18:56:36Z")
> [@The\_Librarian](#): > > Idiot Box! ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/47 "2018-07-14T19:06:23Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Macro!? Ploo! ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/48 "2018-07-15T21:48:53Z")
I know it’s probably very low on the moderators’ priority lists but I would like a retroactive pardon for calling F-P a “feckless cunt.” And lol at that dooshnozzle leaping to play the gender sensitivity card. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/49 "2018-07-16T13:57:01Z")
So I guess we no longer need motherfucking hall monitors in the Pit? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/50 "2018-07-16T15:25:45Z")
Now all I need is for those snakes on that plane to sign up to the messageboard so that I can finally express my views on their situation fully and frankly. ---
**Author:** ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/51 "2018-07-16T15:55:59Z")
> [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > I know it’s probably very low on the moderators’ priority lists but I would like a retroactive pardon for calling F-P a “feckless cunt.” And lol at that dooshnozzle leaping to play the gender sensitivity card. Asking for a retroactive pardon for something that wasn’t even an official warning to begin with is the ultimate in whining and deserves some sort of sanction on that basis alone. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/52 "2018-07-16T15:59:11Z")
> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#): > > Asking for a retroactive pardon for something that wasn’t even an official warning to begin with is the ultimate in whining and deserves some sort of sanction on that basis alone. Pssst . . . you’re being a feckless cunt again. ---
**Author:** ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/53 "2018-07-16T16:06:38Z")
Keep it up until you get it out of your system. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/54 "2018-07-17T04:24:03Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Macro!? I’ll have you know, each and every one of those mod notes was lovingly hand crafted! I had no idea those were ARTISAN mod notes. Well done, you! Beautifully made, and much appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/55 "2018-07-18T11:07:54Z")
George Carlin seems appropriate: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/6ulTgP6fjfA/hqdefault.jpg "George Carlin Seven Dirty Words") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ulTgP6fjfA) ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/56 "2018-07-18T11:25:25Z")
I believe some Maclean and Maclean is in order! [Fuck Ya!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXZQ1HCJhGc) ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/57 "2018-07-18T20:10:15Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Macro!? I’ll have you know, each and every one of those mod notes was lovingly hand crafted! Benjamin Franklin Miller Bespoke Moderation & Disciplinary Documentation No Orifice Too Wide, No Remark Too Snide. By Appointment 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/59 "2019-03-13T23:00:13Z")
Well, ain’t this some shit! I am so hoping that the quality of scathing put downs in carefully crafted language will not suffer. Now I have to go craft a whole set of new ways of being an insufferable, condescending . . . well, you get my drift. Tris * * * Hand crafted mocking condescensions since 1999. ---
**Author:** ![Str8Dope](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/str8dope/32/144_2.png) [@Str8Dope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Str8Dope)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/60 "2019-04-02T00:13:26Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > In case you haven’t seen it, [we’ve removed the restricted word list](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=858601) from the Pit. You are now officially free drop f-bombs at any target, in whatever configuration you desire. > > Keep in mind, this only applies to the [“bad word”](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858) list. Rules against hate speech remain in full effect, as do [all other Pit rules](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=507985). > > Now go forth and be filthy. Young Man, I Don’t Appreciate You’re Use Of Foul Language! That Is Unacceptable N[COLOR=“DarkOliveGreen”]ow Adays! [/COLOR] Back In My Yander, We Used To Beat People Up For Saying Things Like that! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831/61 "2019-04-02T09:21:23Z")
> [@Str8Dope](#): > > Young Man, I Don’t Appreciate You’re Use Of Foul Language! > That Is Unacceptable N[COLOR=“DarkOliveGreen”]ow Adays! [/COLOR] > Back In My Yander, We Used To Beat People Up For Saying Things Like that! Swearing and rude language is fine. Use of multicolored text, however, will earn you a metaphorical kick in the tits. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/listen-up-motherfuckers/817831.md?page=4)