# Little Adolph denied a birthday cake. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 17, 2008, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506 "2008-12-17T02:45:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Lyanthya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@Lyanthya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyanthya)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/181 "2008-12-18T10:28:47Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > Seems like a good moment for a pile-on. > > Orgyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! šŸ™‚ Sounds good to me. Let me wake my husband. He wonā€™t want to miss a Pit orgy. Who has the BBQ sauce? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/182 "2008-12-18T11:39:21Z")
Good grief, thereā€™s enough saccharine in this thread to make little **Adolph** TWENTY birthday cakes. Kumbaya everyone?? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/183 "2008-12-18T12:16:24Z")
> [@Lizard](#): > > Oh my god. This happened just 15 minutes away from where I live. > > This area is turning into Mississippi. Hey neighbor. Iā€™m not a Nazi. If there are more stories like this Iā€™ll have to use that disclaimer a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/184 "2008-12-18T13:20:12Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > Do you make fun of the Downs Syndrome kid who greets you at WalMart? Jesus. Jesus shops at WalMart? Who knew? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/185 "2008-12-18T13:33:59Z")
Even after all these years, Hitler still brings people together. No wonder people name their kids after him. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/186 "2008-12-18T13:43:26Z")
[Pic](http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i56/facough36/Hitler_eliminated_juice.jpg') related? ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/187 "2008-12-18T14:02:30Z")
> [@Quasimodem](#): > > Guys, itā€™s **okay** that yā€™all didnā€™t know, so please donā€™t apologize to me over it, okay? Well, Iā€™m going to apologize anyway. I didnā€™t know you suffered from Alzheimerā€™s; I thought you were just being overly melodramatic. If I had known, I would have been a hell of a lot less harsh, and Iā€™m sorry for my earlier tone of voice. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/188 "2008-12-18T15:02:32Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > Upon further reflection, Iā€™m really just an asshole. Apologies for an inappropriate comment, and I never intended it to be a personal jab. Sorry, all. Man, I spent _all night_ thinking up ways to blister your ass. And it was going to be _sweet_. Thanks for nothinā€™. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/189 "2008-12-18T15:36:40Z")
Itā€™s a new day, yā€™all. šŸ˜ƒ Love Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/190 "2008-12-18T15:45:05Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > [Did someone say](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2495353350000735275JOJkxf) [ā€œkitty picsā€?](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2846885910000735275CGkIwn) > > [šŸ˜‰ heh šŸ˜›](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2977066040000735275UWOAcb) **ETF** , I am enjoying those pictures! Especially the horses playing in the snow! Thanks Q ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/191 "2008-12-18T16:39:13Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > Man, I spent _all night_ thinking up ways to blister your ass. And it was going to be _sweet_. > > Thanks for nothinā€™. Oh, good. I still managed to piss someone off, so itā€™s not a total loss. 'S OK, guys, itā€™s still the pit. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/192 "2008-12-18T16:46:42Z")
I donā€™t want to get into whatever the hell the big fight is between you all. But I do have something to say on the subjectā€¦ I feel sorry for those kids. The parents on the other hand are first rate assholes. ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/193 "2008-12-18T16:50:20Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > [Did someone say](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2495353350000735275JOJkxf) [ā€œkitty picsā€?](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2846885910000735275CGkIwn) > > [šŸ˜‰ heh šŸ˜›](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2977066040000735275UWOAcb) Somehow I think that [these kitties](http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com) are more appropriate to the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/194 "2008-12-18T16:53:12Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > I donā€™t want to get into whatever the hell the big fight is between you all. But I do have something to say on the subjectā€¦ > I feel sorry for those kids. The parents on the other hand are first rate assholes. No worries, thereā€™s no fight now. Itā€™s all lollipops and rainbows and magical unicorn turds\*, except for those poor kids. Should we take bets on which little darling will commit patricide/matricide? I think it will be little Honszlynn, she has a crappy name and doesnā€™t get as much attention you can bet thereā€™s something brewing there. \*Actually, I think the unicorn turds were in another thread. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/195 "2008-12-18T16:59:59Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > Somehow I think that [these kitties](http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com) are more appropriate to the thread. Aww! [This one](http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigboard.pl?2892) even earned the Iron Cross! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/196 "2008-12-18T17:04:40Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Even after all these years, Hitler still brings people together. No wonder people name their kids after him. Maybe they should have named the kid Jesus Hitler Campbell. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/197 "2008-12-18T17:24:42Z")
In Penn Jilletteā€™s defense he explained on his radio show once why he named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter. Paraphrased from memory. He said that someday when she is driving and gets pulled over by a cop she can get out of a ticket by telling him that she is on their side and is one of them because she is a crimefighter too. Although the way he said it was much funnier. Now Jason Lee, who I love, has no excuse for naming his son Pilot Inspektor. And the parents in the OP need to have rotting fruit thrown at them for the stupid things theyā€™ve done to their children. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/198 "2008-12-19T01:42:49Z")
> [@Quasimodem](#): > > **ETF** , I am enjoying those pictures! Especially the horses playing in the snow! > > Thanks > > Q :dubious: You mean youā€™ve been traipsing around in ALL of my albums? :eek: The words ā€œglutton for punishmentā€ come to mindā€¦ Thanks for the kind words, even if I DO think youā€™re youā€™re _rereads thread_ Um, youā€™re being a bit overenthusiastic! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/199 "2008-12-19T01:48:09Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > Somehow I think that [these kitties](http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com) are more appropriate to the thread. Hee! I almost adopted a reverse-Hitler kitty ā€“ a black-and-white tuxedo boy with just the tiniest dab of white under the nostrils of his black-furred face. Instead Iā€™ll be taking home [his brother](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2279278210000735275aUvyFY) from the shelter this weekend. The kidā€™s got double paws, and Iā€™ve always wanted a kitteh with double-wide thumbs. ---
**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506/200 "2008-12-19T01:53:17Z")
> [@Tahssa](#): > > In Penn Jilletteā€™s defense he explained on his radio show once why he named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter ā€¦ > He said that someday when she is driving and gets pulled over by a cop she can get out of a ticket by telling him that she is on their side and is one of them because she is a crimefighter too ā€¦ Although the way he said it was much funnier. Ah, so the kid gets saddled with an idiotic name so she can be subject of one of her dadā€™s humorous anecdotes. What a narcissistic ass. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-adolph-denied-a-birthday-cake/477506.md?page=11)