# Little bunny foo foo

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 24, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567 "2009-03-24T12:02:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/21 "2009-03-24T19:39:01Z")

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The cadence of the bunny song in my head is reminding me of rope skipping rhymes. I never knew all the words to the bunny song. Now I’m trying to remember the rhyme about miss lucy had a baby. Great. Or is that a hand-clapping rhyme? bah I’m old

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**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/22 "2009-03-24T19:41:28Z")

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[http://inky.50megs.com/idlechild/songs/misslucy.htm](http://inky.50megs.com/idlechild/songs/misslucy.htm)

ahaha that’s funny, and definitely a jump rope song. Link is to lyrics for Miss Lucy.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/23 "2009-03-24T19:55:23Z")

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You have to make the hand gestures!

:::Makes rabbit ears and bounces them in front of herself:::  
Little Rabit Foo Foo  
Hopping through the forest  
:::Makes scooping motion:::  
Scooping up the field mice  
And bopping them on the head  
:::makes bopping motion with closed fist and open hand smack:::

And down came the Good Fairy  
:::makes floating motion:::  
And she said… :::makes a nagging motion, hand on hip with finger waggle:::

ah, memories.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/24 "2009-03-24T21:21:28Z")

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> [@grayhairedmomma](#):
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> There was no life lesson in that song. It was just a giant setup for the terribly bad pun “Hare today, goon tomorrow.”

When I was a kid, I assumed that “Hare today, goon tomorrow” WAS the original form, and I thought my grandmother was making a hilarious joke when she said “Here today, gone tomorrow.” Five-year-olds are silly 🙂

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/25 "2009-03-25T00:37:40Z")

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> [@legalsnugs](#):
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> My grandsons have also been singing something about a baby bumble bee (and it’s ultimate squishing :eek: ) which I had also never heard until recently.

You probably have, just without the words. Surely you’ve seen [Beaky](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luKU53ihiK8) [Buzzard](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJUYxjmbYuo).

ETA: the second one does have part of the first verse!

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**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/26 "2009-03-25T02:40:09Z")

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I taught my 3-year-old student “Bunny Foo Foo” and “Baby Bumblebee.” Him singing Bunny Foo Foo is possibly the cutest thing ON EARTH, because he does all the gestures perfectly, but he sings a garbled version of the lyrics that includes the line, “scoop a fee mice and bop a head!”

His grandfather was dismayed at his love of the Baby Bumblebee song. The progression of the bumblebee is squished, licked up, barfed up, and cleaned up.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/27 "2009-03-25T04:38:11Z")

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Nobody likes me  
Everybody hates me  
Think I’ll go eat worms!

Thin ones, fat ones,  
little bitty wiggly ones  
Think I’ll go eat worms.

My Granddaddy used to sing that one to us.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/28 "2009-03-25T04:53:29Z")

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I can’t say I’ve ever heard of Little Bunny Foo Foo. My campfire experiences mostly involve drinking tequila and daring each other to piss in the embers.

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/29 "2009-03-25T05:11:44Z")

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May you have only sons, Siam Sam.  
I love Little Bunny FuFu. The version I learned as a girl scout is much like Hockey Monkey’s.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/30 "2009-03-25T05:22:28Z")

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> [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](#):
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> May you have only sons, Siam Sam.

That would work better, because it’s next to impossible to persuade girls to pee in the embers.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/31 "2009-03-25T07:05:49Z")

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> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#):
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> You have to make the hand gestures!
> 
> :::Makes rabbit ears and bounces them in front of herself:::  
> Little Rabit Foo Foo  
> Hopping through the forest  
> :::Makes scooping motion:::  
> Scooping up the field mice  
> And bopping them on the head  
> :::makes bopping motion with closed fist and open hand smack:::
> 
> And down came the Good Fairy  
> :::makes floating motion:::  
> And she said… :::makes a nagging motion, hand on hip with finger waggle:::
> 
> ah, memories.

Yeah, the hand gestures are essential. I learned Little Rabbit Foo Foo at day camp. Never learned the Bumble Bee song until I was an adult, when my younger sister taught it to my toddling daughter. My daughter was delighted with the Bumble Bee song, and performed all the hand gestures perfectly.

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/32 "2009-03-25T14:42:16Z")

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Is it wrong to bop a three year old on the head when she sings this? No? Well I’d _never_ do that.

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**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/33 "2009-03-25T14:57:08Z")

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Little Bunny Foo Foo was a popular subject for skits in the Scouts. My favorite one was where the number of people playing field mice kept increasing with each verse, and by the last verse there were more than a dozen. Little Bunny Foo Foo didn’t fare so well that time.

> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#):
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> Nobody likes me  
> Everybody hates me  
> Think I’ll go eat worms!
> 
> Thin ones, fat ones,  
> little bitty wiggly ones  
> Think I’ll go eat worms.

The version I learned was:  
Nobody likes me  
Everybody hates  
I’m gonna eat some worms

Long slim slimy ones  
Short fat juicy ones  
Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms

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**Author:** ![filling\_pages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@filling\_pages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filling_pages)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/34 "2009-03-25T16:48:10Z")

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And my version of the worm song was:

Nobody likes me  
Everybody hates me  
Guess I’ll go eat worms.  
Big fat squishy ones,  
little bitty scrawny ones  
but I forgot my spoon.  
Chop off their heads  
and squeeze out the tails  
and throw the rest away.  
Nobody knows  
how I survive  
on worms 3 times a day!

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/35 "2009-03-25T17:33:06Z")

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Anyone remember this one?

Ohhhh…great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts  
Mutilated monkey meat, birdies little dirty feet.  
Ohhhh…great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts  
And I forgot my spoon.

I…brought…my…straw!  
SLURP!  
That one I learned in the Scouts!

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/36 "2009-03-25T17:47:24Z")

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No, no, no, it’s:

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts  
Mutilated monkey meat  
Little dirty birdy’s feet  
French-fried eyeballs rolling down the alley street  
Ooops, I forgot my spoon.

_So I’ll drink it with a straw_.  
ETA: The kids on my camp bus made up a second verse:

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts  
Peanut-butter hippo butts  
Hotdogs that taste like mutts  
Little baby bumblebees flying through my open cuts  
Oops, I forgot my spoon.

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**Author:** ![pendgwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@pendgwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pendgwen)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/37 "2009-03-25T18:44:14Z")

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The version I learned from my dad:

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts  
Mutilated monkeys meat  
Putrifacted porpoise pus  
Great green glob of greasy grimy gopher guts  
And I forgot my spoon

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**Author:** ![abbeytxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@abbeytxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abbeytxs)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/38 "2009-03-25T18:53:23Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> These child hoodthings remind me of something I have been wondering about since my friends looked at me like I was crazy when i absentmindedly did it one day.
> 
> Did anybody else as a kid do the dandelion thing? When you walk by a dandelion you pick it up in your fist and chant “Momma had a baby, but its head popped off” and on “head” you pop the head of the flower off with an upward thumb flick, and see how far you can get it to fly?
> 
> Was that done elsewhere?

We used to do that all the time as kids. I’ve never met anyone else outside of my home town who knew it though.

Is it just a mid-western thing?

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/39 "2009-03-25T19:18:23Z")

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Great green gobs of granulated gopher guts  
Mutilated monkey meat  
Dirty little birdy feet  
French fried eyeballs simmered in a bowl of blood  
Forgot my spoon, but I got my straw SLUUURP!

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**Author:** ![tumbleddown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/40 "2009-03-25T22:01:49Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Anyone remember this one?
> 
> Ohhhh…great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts  
> Mutilated monkey meat, birdies little dirty feet.  
> Ohhhh…great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts  
> And I forgot my spoon.

The version I know is

Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts  
Mutilated monkey meat  
_Itty bitty birdie feet  
French fried eyeballs **rolling in a pan of grease** _  
And I forgot my spoon

Funny how these things change from place to place and year by year.

How about “On Top of Spaghetti” (to the tune of Old Smokey) or “Found a Peanut”?

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