# Little bunny foo foo

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 24, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567 "2009-03-24T12:02:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/61 "2009-04-30T12:26:45Z")

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> [@abbeytxs](#):
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> We used to do that all the time as kids. I’ve never met anyone else outside of my home town who knew it though.
> 
> Is it just a mid-western thing?

No, we did it all the time out on the eastern end of Long Island, NY.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/62 "2009-04-30T14:31:53Z")

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Just curious- did anybordy learn The Rooster Song at camp?

_One day that rooster- woohoo!- came into our yard  
He knocked that cow  
Right off her guard…_

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/63 "2009-04-30T18:54:24Z")

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I know every single one of these songs. It is of course

_greasy, grimy gopher guts  
little dirty birdie feet  
mutilated monkey meat  
French-fried eyeballs dipped in kerosene_

I went to camp every single year from the age of 7 through 15. I’d forgotten the rooster one; I think it has some sexual undertones, though. I [found some lyrics](http://artists.letssingit.com/irish-music-lyrics-the-rooster-btqsv8c).

In the Dead Dog Rover song, it always used to crack me up that _one leg is missing, the other is gone_. Har!

We used to sing “I Don’t Want to Stay at Marydale” (the name of the camp) and I was _stunned_ a few years later when I saw the cast on _M_A_S_H\* singing “I Don’t Want No More of Army Life,” or whatever the title is. I thought my camp _invented_ that song. Gullible kids.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/64 "2009-04-30T19:19:46Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Just curious- did anybordy learn The Rooster Song at camp?
> 
> _One day that rooster- woohoo!- came into our yard  
> He knocked that cow  
> Right off her guard…_

Sort of. I was a 24-year-old volunteer counselor.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/65 "2009-04-30T23:22:50Z")

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**Ellen Cherry** , your version is a bit different than mine. Really- elephants?

The refrain we used went like this:

_There was a [cow/hen/fruit and vegetable garden/super-duper bubblegum machine], who wouldn’t [give milk/lay eggs/grow fruits and vegetables/ give super-duper bubblegum],  
There was a [cow/hen/fruit and vegetable garden/super-duper bubblegum machine], who wouldn’t [give milk/lay eggs/grow fruits and vegetables/ give super-duper bubblegum].  
My wife said  
Honey  
This isn’t funny  
To have a [cow/hen/fruit and vegetable garden/super-duper bubblegum machine]  
Who wouldn’t [give milk/lay eggs/grow fruits and vegetables/give super-duper bubblegum].  
One day that rooster-  
Whoohoo!-  
Came into our yard  
And knocked that [cow/hen/garden/gum machine] right off her guard.  
We’re having [omlets/milkshakes/eggplants/super-duper bubblegum]  
Just like we used to  
Ever since that rooster  
Came into our yard!_

I agree that it can be taken as a bit sexist (even at that age, I noticed that everything the rooster kicked around was referred to as “her”), but I’m not seeing any sexual undertones.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-bunny-foo-foo/490567/66 "2009-05-01T00:12:10Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> _There was a [cow/hen/fruit and vegetable garden/super-duper bubblegum machine], who wouldn’t [give milk/lay eggs/grow fruits and vegetables/ give super-duper bubblegum],  
> There was a [cow/hen/fruit and vegetable garden/super-duper bubblegum machine], who wouldn’t [give milk/lay eggs/grow fruits and vegetables/ give super-duper bubblegum].  
> My wife said  
> Honey  
> This isn’t funny  
> To have a [cow/hen/fruit and vegetable garden/super-duper bubblegum machine]  
> Who wouldn’t [give milk/lay eggs/grow fruits and vegetables/give super-duper bubblegum].  
> One day that rooster-  
> Whoohoo!-  
> Came into our yard  
> And knocked that [cow/hen/garden/gum machine] right off her guard.  
> We’re having [omlets/milkshakes/eggplants/super-duper bubblegum]  
> Just like we used to  
> Ever since that rooster  
> Came into our yard!_

The one we had went

We had a [hen/cow/garden/gum tree]  
No [eggs/milk/veggies/gum] would it give.

Ma said  
Honey  
We’re losing money  
Because that darn [hen/cow/fgarden/gum tree]  
No [eggs/milk/veggies/gum] would it give.

Until that rooster-  
Came into our yard  
And knocked that [hen/cow/garden/gum tree] right off its guard.  
We’re having [eggs/egg nog/eggplants/chicklets]  
Just like we used to  
Ever since that rooster  
Came into our yard!

We also had one more verse:

We had a mother  
No children would she bear.  
We had a mother,  
No children would she bear.

Pa said  
Honey  
We’re losing money  
Because your darn mother  
No children would she bear.

Until that rooster-  
Came into our yard  
And knocked our mother right off her guard.  
She’s having eggheads  
Just like she used to  
Ever since that rooster  
Came into our yard!

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