# Little fuckers with fucking fireworks

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 30, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765 "2003-09-30T20:35:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/21 "2003-10-01T13:04:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by yojimbo \*  
> \*\*Jesus, I was never that bad or anywhere approaching it.  
> \*\*

Three words. Banger. Sellotape. Window.

Or maybe that was someone else…

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/22 "2003-10-01T13:09:40Z")

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Well …

He was a git not like the lovely **curly chick**.

The cat wasn’t me however 😉

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**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/23 "2003-10-01T13:14:10Z")

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Aww, thanks for your concern, boys.  
You are cordially invited round to my gaff to inspect my lovely new wall.  
Anyone with experience in the removal or razor wire is particularly welcome  
**yojimbo** , you will be frisked for Sellotape and bangers.

😃

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/24 "2003-10-01T13:20:55Z")

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> **So shut up moaning jjimm. It could be worse.**

By the way, if any of you foreigners are getting the impression that Dublin is full of juvenile delinquents and an ineffectual police force, well, umm…

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/25 "2003-10-01T13:22:29Z")

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Ahhh but it’s mighty craic all the same.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/26 "2003-10-01T13:43:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by yojimbo \*  
> \*\*Ahhh but it’s mighty craic all the same. \*\*

You keep the contents of Mary Harney’s underwear to yourself, thank you very much.

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/27 "2003-10-01T13:45:59Z")

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Hey don’t say anything bad about Mary Harney. Mary Harney is the greatest person on the planet. I looooooove Mary Harney.

[sub](refer to some of my most recent LJ entries if you think I’ve lost my mind.)[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/28 "2003-10-01T13:57:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*Clearly you’re not familiar with the Garda Síochána. \*\*

I’m sure that plenty of us on the SDMB are not familiar with this group. Is it the Civil Guard or some equivalent?

Could you post a brief description, please?

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/29 "2003-10-01T14:05:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spiff \*  
> \*\*I’m sure that plenty of us on the SDMB are not familiar with this group. Is it the Civil Guard or some equivalent?
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> Could you post a brief description, please? \*\*

It’s simply the name of the Irish police force.

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/30 "2003-10-01T14:08:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by paulberserker \*  
> \*\*whereabouts? im surprised i havent heard any so far, and theres plenty of lil bastards around my way (NW london)
> 
> slightly different from fireworks, find an old calorgas canister and place on top of a fire. stand well back and enjoy!
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> except for when your lying down 100 yards away and the fucking thing flies about a mile into the air and lands about 5 foot away from my head.
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> i loved my childhood \*\*

Chalk Farm. Lots of lovely council estates.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/31 "2003-10-01T14:15:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Crusoe \*  
> \*\*Chalk Farm. Lots of lovely council estates. \*\*

My mates live there. That’s where I always stay when I’m in the Smoke.

Chalk Farm 2:Celebrities 0. (Adam Ant and Nush off of BB).

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/32 "2003-10-01T14:21:39Z")

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Whereabouts?

Since FA Cup final day 1999 I’ve seen Rhys Ifans, singer from Super Furry Animals, Gail Porter, Keith Flint, Helena Bonham-Carter, Chris Evans, Billie Piper, Chris Moyles, Hugo Speer, sat next to Sporty Spice in a pub, sat next to Mike Leigh in a restaurant, watched Frank Skinner pull (he and David Baddiel live in adjoining houses - you can watch DB’s enormous TV through a large window from a nearby bus stop), and had a drunken conversation with Rhona Cameron (she lived in the flat above some friends).

Sorry. Namedropping impresses nobody, but I had to clear it out of my system. The kids with the fireworks will soon disabuse me of notions of stardom.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/33 "2003-10-01T14:42:21Z")

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Shit man, I felt less lost in Beowulf.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/34 "2003-10-01T14:42:53Z")

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Actually I think it’s officially Kentish Town, but it’s just round the corner from the Chalk Farm tube: Prince of Wales Road.

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/35 "2003-10-01T14:43:55Z")

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i see. ill look forward to all the banging and crashing. with a shovel in my hand.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/36 "2003-10-01T14:45:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*  
> \*\*Shit man, I felt less lost in Beowulf. \*\*

I’ll provide a glossary if you need.

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/37 "2003-10-01T14:51:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*Actually I think it’s officially Kentish Town, but it’s just round the corner from the Chalk Farm tube: Prince of Wales Road. \*\*

Lots of people claim to live in Chalk Farm, since it’s theoretically a lot nicer than where they really live (arse end of Camden, Kentish Town, Gospel Oak).

Er, like me. I also live just off Prince of Wales Road.

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**Author:** ![Keek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Keek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keek)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/38 "2003-10-01T15:06:24Z")

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National Day firework display just ended in Hong Kong a few hours ago (as mentioned by Green Bladder). Bloody magnificent. Leave the kids and their fireworks alone, you miserable sods.😃

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/39 "2003-10-01T15:24:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Keek \*  
> \*\*National Day firework display just ended in Hong Kong a few hours ago (as mentioned by Green Bladder). Bloody magnificent. Leave the kids and their fireworks alone, you miserable sods.😃 \*\*

Tell me - did National Day replace the Queen’s Birthday? And hello, BTW.

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-fuckers-with-fucking-fireworks/204765/40 "2003-10-01T18:44:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*I’ll provide a glossary if you need. \*\*

Yes please!

I swear, how many countries are now separated by a (theoretically) common language?

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