# Little Green Plug (Incredibly TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354 "2003-03-26T18:59:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/41 "2003-03-27T19:10:54Z")
Is that just the WORST or what, **scout** ybaby?!? Echhhh ---
**Author:** ![juji\_mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ea924/32.png) [@juji\_mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juji_mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/42 "2003-03-27T19:16:33Z")
Oh ans sometimes the woman cries tears of pus. Not sure if the pus is coming from her tear glands or mixing with the gunk in the drainage ducts. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/43 "2003-03-27T19:23:44Z")
Oh sweet Lord. **juji**. You had to make it MORE graphic? Oh jeebus. I feel queasy. ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/44 "2003-03-27T19:26:09Z")
> [@](#): > > sometimes the woman cries tears of pus Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/45 "2003-03-27T19:33:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gazelle from Hell \* > \*\*PESTO! > > **Judith Prietht** , you nailed it. The plug is exactly the same color as pesto. \*\* And there go my dinner plans. **juji** : I’m thinking Play-Doh. Like those little machines you could use to make star-shapes and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![juji\_mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ea924/32.png) [@juji\_mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juji_mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/46 "2003-03-27T20:06:21Z")
oh yes, Judith, exactly like play-doh Fuzzy-Pumper Barber Shop. Except with green lacrimal duct pus. But you have the texture down perfectly. Dry and crumbly. I cant quite define the smell. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/47 "2003-03-27T20:07:16Z")
I was gonna chime in with the olive-size chunks of ear wax that come out once or twice a year after a round with Murine, but the lacrimal duct infection just leaves everything else standing. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/48 "2003-03-27T20:09:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by juji\_mojo \* > \*\*oh yes, Judith, exactly like play-doh Fuzzy-Pumper Barber Shop. Except with green lacrimal duct pus. But you have the texture down perfectly. Dry and crumbly. I cant quite define the smell. \*\* It’s ass, **juji**. Ass. ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/49 "2003-03-27T20:09:47Z")
Should I be concerned about what appears to be my uncanny ability to find perfect descriptors for nose gunk and eye pus? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![juji\_mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ea924/32.png) [@juji\_mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juji_mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/50 "2003-03-27T20:09:55Z")
oh, no Olentzero, please tell. Cerumen fascinates me. ---
**Author:** ![juji\_mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ea924/32.png) [@juji\_mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juji_mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/51 "2003-03-27T20:13:57Z")
Well ass, yes but with an undernote of… fermentation? ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/52 "2003-03-27T20:19:41Z")
Hmm… How about “aged ass?” Prounounced “AGE-ed,” of course. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/53 "2003-03-27T20:25:41Z")
But of course. Ag_ed_. :: dons monocle and tweed jacket :: Mmmm, it’s almost lunchtime… ---
**Author:** ![juji\_mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ea924/32.png) [@juji\_mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juji_mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/54 "2003-03-27T20:30:04Z")
Gazelle, I think you rock. Aged Ass. I hope you arent mad that my hijack is more sick than your snott beozars. And remember this happens to a resident of mine. I just get the fun of squeezing it from time to time. I really hate sinus things. I have a life history of ear/nose/throat sinus infections. My Eustatian tubes are an EENT’s dream. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/55 "2003-03-27T20:37:59Z")
**scout** , you beez my woman. And **juji** , of course I’m not mad! It’s on the same subject so it’s not a _real_ hijack. You’re a sweetie-weetie. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/56 "2003-03-27T20:44:34Z")
**Gazelle** , I have to ask. With the farmer blow, can you get any distance with it? Will it stick to walls? In a bar, do you think you could nail a drink on another table? Could you peg a Cabbie in the back of the head? If you practiced your breathing & tilted your head back, how many rows could you clear in an airplane or a theatre…? Sorry, but this is Fascinating! You know, there aren’t too many people out there with their own personal weapons system that goes through a metal detector every time. I guess my question to you is: Will you use this Power for Good or for Evil…? ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/57 "2003-03-27T21:03:05Z")
**quietman1920** , I cannot answer your questions because, as you may have noticed, I have neither confirmed nor denied the use of one of my nostrils and the so-called “farmer blow” as a combined weapon of mass destruction. ---
**Author:** ![MercyStreet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@MercyStreet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MercyStreet)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/58 "2003-03-27T23:43:41Z")
quietman1920, allow me. Yes, it will stick to walls. If you have any kind of aim, yes, you could nail a drink on another table. As for the cabbie query, it’s all angle. The airplane/theater scenario I’ll have to think about. Another neato fact: When the goob starts to detach from the mothership that is the sinus, you can feel it a-wavin’ with every breath through the nose. (“Hello, out there!” the goob is saying. “Hello! Ready? Here I come!”) Gee. Too bad I’m all healed. I kind of miss The Little Green Plug. ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/59 "2003-03-28T01:29:10Z")
And here I thought the TMI Thread had been icky. Tears of pus? EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354/60 "2003-03-28T04:57:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gazelle from Hell \* > **On another subject: Rysdad, you comin’ to lunch tomorrow? It would be about damn time we met. 😃** Are you kidding? After this thread, I may never eat again. 😃 Seriously, though…I don’t know. This week is spring break for both my son and me, and we don’t have Friday’s schedule finalized yet. If I do show up, will you do a one-nostril booger blast for me? Hell, if you say yes, I might even bring my son. He’s 12, and he’d probably get a kick out of it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-green-plug-incredibly-tmi/164354.md?page=4)