# Little kids make me(the pizza guy) feel like santa **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-kids-make-me-the-pizza-guy-feel-like-santa/377414 "2006-10-22T04:51:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-kids-make-me-the-pizza-guy-feel-like-santa/377414/21 "2006-10-23T16:44:41Z")
I used to deliver pizzas back in college. I had one customer who would always answer the door wearing nothing but underwear. Tighty whities in fact, and his huge gut made it difficult (without a close inspection) to tell that he was wearing anything. He tipped well though, so I didn’t mind delivering there. There were some places, but I won’t get into it (never sex or naked women ☹ ) ---
**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-kids-make-me-the-pizza-guy-feel-like-santa/377414/22 "2006-10-23T18:08:19Z")
Back when I delievered pizzas there was one delievery that got fought over every Friday for about 9 months. The woman would answer the door wearing a short tee shirt and nothing else. You’d hand her the pizza, she’d say ‘Let me get the check’, turn around and take about two steps to a table in the entryway, bend over at the waist and grab the check. The beauty was that she wasn’t wearing anything under the shirt. Full on flash. She was about 35 and pretty damned good looking. It was totally obvious that she knew, and enjoyed, giving the delievery guys a show. We didn’t mind it much either. Slee ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-kids-make-me-the-pizza-guy-feel-like-santa/377414/23 "2006-10-23T18:20:53Z")
[QUOTE=sleestak] Back when I delievered pizzas there was one delievery that got fought over every Friday for about 9 months. The woman would answer the door wearing a short tee shirt and nothing else. You’d hand her the pizza, she’d say ‘Let me get the check’, turn around and take about two steps to a table in the entryway, bend over at the waist and grab the check. The beauty was that she wasn’t wearing anything under the shirt. Full on flash. She was about 35 and pretty damned good looking. It was totally obvious that she knew, and enjoyed, giving the delievery guys a show. We didn’t mind it much either. Slee [/QUOTE] Sad thing is that she’s probably still doing this, full on thirty years later. And blinding poor, impressionable pizza delivery people: “Dear Og, the goggles, they do nothing!” ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-kids-make-me-the-pizza-guy-feel-like-santa/377414/24 "2006-11-01T08:00:43Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] That’s because you get to wear one of those sexy Geek Squad shirts, as opposed to a silly hat and polo. Nothing shows off one’s rippling muscles quite like a Geek Squad shirt. And a Volkswagen Beetle. [/QUOTE] Oh spare me. I ran over a geek bug once and thought it was just a speedbump. My work truck is a honda ridgeline You can see a little snippet [here](http://www.pcsearchandrescue.com/). I usually wear polos. Maybe they are just impressed how well I handle a hard drive. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-kids-make-me-the-pizza-guy-feel-like-santa/377414/25 "2006-11-01T08:16:17Z")
[QUOTE=drachillix] Maybe they are just impressed how well I handle a hard drive. [/QUOTE] As long as they couldn’t confuse it with a floppy drive. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-kids-make-me-the-pizza-guy-feel-like-santa/377414/26 "2006-11-01T23:17:12Z")
[QUOTE=Snarky\_Kong] As long as they couldn’t confuse it with a floppy drive. [/QUOTE] Heh only the old timers have a floppy in my biz :D. Unless you were referring to my external 3.5 floppy for emergencies. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-kids-make-me-the-pizza-guy-feel-like-santa/377414/27 "2006-11-01T23:42:51Z")
[QUOTE=drachillix] Unless you were referring to my external 3.5 floppy for emergencies. [/QUOTE] It’s only 3.5 when it’s floppy, though, right? ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-kids-make-me-the-pizza-guy-feel-like-santa/377414/28 "2006-11-02T01:37:06Z")
Alright **drachillix** , you’re gonna have to share the tales of the sex offers. I’ll just be over here, in the dark corner. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-kids-make-me-the-pizza-guy-feel-like-santa/377414/29 "2006-11-02T04:42:50Z")
[QUOTE=Snarky\_Kong] I’ve actually never seen pizza guy porn. I can’t imagine that’d look very sexy anyway. [/QUOTE] Here ya go: [http://www.devilducky.com/media/44661/](http://www.devilducky.com/media/44661/) ---
**Author:** ![Foldup\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Foldup\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foldup_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-kids-make-me-the-pizza-guy-feel-like-santa/377414/30 "2006-11-02T07:49:06Z")
A few weeks into my pizza-delivering gig (about three or four years ago, now), I delivered to a hotel. I knocked on the door, and I heard what sounded like sounds of… congress… on the other side of the door. As I was debating whether to knock again or to just back away slowly, a man in a bathrobe opened the door and paid for the pizzas. Behind him, a very nude couple was nearing the end of their sexing. No one invited me in, though. I guess they had enough people. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-kids-make-me-the-pizza-guy-feel-like-santa/377414.md?page=1)