# Little Known Chuck Norris Fact...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 6, 2006, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230 "2006-03-06T06:28:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/21 "2006-03-06T22:38:29Z")
Chuck Norris is a big girl’s blowse. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/22 "2006-03-06T22:46:36Z")
Chuck Norris takes pity on those who seek to mock him, and merely causes them to make a spelling mistake. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/23 "2006-03-06T23:38:59Z")
> [@Mr. Roboto](#): > > On a covert mission to Southeast asia, Chuck Norris re-assembled the Delta Force to attack a P.O.W. Camp and liberate an American P.O.W. rumoured to still be held captive from the Viet Nam War. As the Intel was correct, the mission was a success and after 30+ years of captivity, the soldier headed home. Bound for America on a C47 transport, Mr. Norris offerred the soldier a Camel cigarette and asked him what the first thing he (the p.o.w.) was going to do when he got back home. The soldier commented, the first thing he was going to do was go see a John Wayne or Clint Eastwood Cowboy Movie. Mr. Norris, tearing up, said “Son, John Wayne has past away and Clint Eastwood hasn’t made a western since the Unforgivin” However, if it’s a western your achin’ to see, we have Brokeback Mountain" > > After viewing Brokeback Mountain the soldier committed suicide. A Camel? Isn’t Chuck Norris a non-smoker? ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/24 "2006-03-07T00:39:38Z")
> [@astro](#): > > A Camel? Isn’t Chuck Norris a non-smoker? Yes, I also found that to be the most implausible part of the story. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Roboto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@Mr.Roboto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Roboto)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/25 "2006-03-07T01:05:05Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > Yes, I also found that to be the most implausible part of the story. Mr. Norris found that by offerring Camel cigarettes to Vietnamese & Cambodian civilians, it was an easy way to start a converstation. Of course, Mr. Norris speaks boths dialects proficiently and was able to extract important information without actually having to physically assault anyone,plus make a few allies…all for a smoke! ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/26 "2006-03-07T01:18:07Z")
Is a converstation a tv station that only broadcasts talk shows? ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/27 "2006-03-07T01:28:49Z")
> [@Baldwin](#): > > Is a converstation a tv station that only broadcasts talk shows? Dude, you just blew my mind. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/28 "2006-03-07T01:32:37Z")
OK, OK, enough silliness. Time to get serious. Who’d win? Chuck Norris or the Boogieman? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/29 "2006-03-07T01:56:47Z")
Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face in the world. He won the world poker contest with 2 green unos, a 4 of spades, a joker, and his drink napkin. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/30 "2006-03-07T02:28:23Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > OK, OK, enough silliness. Time to get serious. Who’d win? Chuck Norris or the Boogieman? 😃 The Boogyman scares his kids by telling them stories about Chuck Norris. ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/31 "2006-03-07T03:37:34Z")
Chuck Norris is the guy who taught Bob Barker how to fend off Samoan women. Then there’s that spayed and neutered thing too. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/32 "2006-03-07T04:23:03Z")
Poor soldier. I heard that Chuck Norris actually helped dig the guy’s grave, using a top secret Dremel tool powered solely by testosterone. He then gave a short, but powerful eulogy: “And yet, no one laughed.” ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/33 "2006-03-07T13:14:46Z")
Chuck Norris just glared at the dirt until the grave dug itself. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/34 "2006-03-07T14:11:45Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > The Boogyman scares his kids by telling them stories about Chuck Norris. Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris. [Although, Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris because he thinks he’s a pussy.](http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty) ---
**Author:** ![quietriot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7cd45c/32.png) [@quietriot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quietriot)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/35 "2006-03-07T17:40:45Z")
Did anyone see that clip online of Chuck Norris reading the Chuck Norris facts? So funny. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/36 "2006-03-07T18:42:44Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > I’ve found it fairly safe and much nicer to just add anyone quoting this stuff to my “Ignore List” on WoW. And I’m trying to start a movement for everyone to ignore anyone who begs money from strangers in WoW. Maybe it will get rid of them. Actually, is there any good reason to be in general chat at all? ---
**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/37 "2006-03-07T18:48:36Z")
> [@quietriot](#): > > Did anyone see that clip online of Chuck Norris reading the Chuck Norris facts? So funny. CITE! LINK!! I MUST HAVE THE VIDEO!!! ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/38 "2006-03-07T18:49:53Z")
All your base are belong to Chuck Norris. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/39 "2006-03-07T19:33:27Z")
> [@Gozu Tashoya](#): > > Actually, is there any good reason to be in general chat at all? I like to be helpful. Not that it’s always obvious help…I’ve been known to answer “Were Mankirk wif?!” with “Two lonely huts by a bridge of bone/are Mankrik’s wife’s final home”. I get back “Take me ther!”, though… ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/40 "2006-03-07T19:54:03Z")
> [@butler1850](#): > > CITE! LINK!! I MUST HAVE THE VIDEO!!! Here’s [one,](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAc1G3u-hxs&search=chuck%20norris%20facts) but there seem to be a good many of them if you search. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230.md?page=3)