# Little Known Chuck Norris Fact......

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 6, 2006, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230 "2006-03-06T06:28:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/41 "2006-03-07T20:57:37Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> The Boogyman scares his kids by telling them stories about Chuck Norris.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. A:D

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-known-chuck-norris-fact/347230/42 "2006-03-07T21:11:39Z")

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You know, in the Bible Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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