# Little shits on a train

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 26, 2011, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404 "2011-12-26T06:35:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/81 "2011-12-28T06:05:34Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> Yeah I can see where you get your information. Good luck with that.

Um, what?

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/82 "2011-12-28T06:14:50Z")

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181 posts in 9 years, 9 months, then you come in with this shit.

Perhaps you should go back to not posting. After all, tis better to be thought a fool than to post and remove all doubt.

Oh. One friend. Guinistasia. Makes sense now.

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**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/83 "2011-12-28T06:26:12Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> 181 posts in 9 years, 9 months, then you come in with this shit.
> 
> Perhaps you should go back to not posting. After all, tis better to be thought a fool than to post and remove all doubt.
> 
> Oh. One friend. Guinistasia. Makes sense now.

Still nothing about the butt-rape? Damn, I so wanted to hear of your heroic adventures of threatening people with rape.

Hey, maybe someone will dial into your call center and complain about shitty service! Can you maybe threaten them with rape? That would be totally awesome!

Thanks in advance!

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/84 "2011-12-28T06:32:04Z")

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> [@splatterpunk](#):
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> Still nothing about the butt-rape? Damn, I so wanted to hear of your heroic adventures of threatening people with rape.
> 
> Hey, maybe someone will dial into your call center and complain about shitty service! Can you maybe threaten them with rape? That would be totally awesome!
> 
> Thanks in advance!

Oh, _that’s_ what this is all about! He’s hoping for more discussion on “butt-rape”.

Sorry boy, this thread is about shits on a train - you’ll probably need to start your own thread if you want to discuss your little obsession.  
BTW, nobody was threatened with anything. I suppose your excitement over seeing your precious show up made you miss that.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/85 "2011-12-28T06:46:12Z")

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Maybe he was one of those little shits on the train.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/86 "2011-12-28T06:53:24Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Maybe he was one of those little shits on the train.

Hey, you may be on to something! I see that the OP included the phrase “shit fuckin’ bitch” and that does sound like our little friend here.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/87 "2011-12-28T06:57:49Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> 181 posts in 9 years, 9 months, then you come in with this shit.
> 
> Perhaps you should go back to not posting. After all, tis better to be thought a fool than to post and remove all doubt.
> 
> Oh. One friend. Guinistasia. Makes sense now.

Look at his posts under his profile. Look at how many start with “No.” I dunno who he is, but he seems to show up only to disagree. OTIO.

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**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/88 "2011-12-28T07:07:43Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Look at his posts under his profile. Look at how many start with “No.” I dunno who he is, but he seems to show up only to disagree. OTIO.

This is, without question, the most retarded post I’ve ever read on this board.

Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/89 "2011-12-28T07:19:24Z")

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> [@Ferret\_Herder](#):
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> Being a Chicagoan, I know what shithole parts of a city can look like. What freaked me the fuck out about sections of SF is the middle of the goddamned street, middle of the day, utterly out in the open drug dealing. A couple of blocks from the high-end hotel I’m in for a conference, I wandered into the Tenderloin and boom, drug deals. I can’t think of anywhere you’d see that in Chicago so near the everyday/tourist/business district section.

This.

When i lived there in '96, there were drug dealers shaking pill bottles as you walked by.  
I worked near China town. On my way to work I would pass homeless people on every single corner, many of them quite mentally ill.

I love SF a lot but I still stand by parts if it were shitholes when I lived there.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/90 "2011-12-28T08:26:59Z")

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> [@splatterpunk](#):
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> This is, without question, the most retarded post I’ve ever read on this board.
> 
> Congratulations!

Yeah, but who’s more retarded, the retard who makes the retarded post or the retard who ponies up for a paid subscription and then only posts like twenty times a year? 😛

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/91 "2011-12-28T13:30:21Z")

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And then posts nothing of substance when he does post.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/92 "2011-12-28T13:56:48Z")

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> [@splatterpunk](#):
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> Still nothing about the butt-rape? Damn, I so wanted to hear of your heroic adventures of threatening people with rape.

Rape month’s not until February.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/93 "2011-12-28T17:12:28Z")

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> [@splatterpunk](#):
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> This is, without question, the most retarded post I’ve ever read on this board.
> 
> Congratulations!

You obviously haven’t been reading my stuff lately. 😛

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**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/94 "2011-12-28T19:51:20Z")

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Getting back to the topic . . .

> [@SciFiSam](#):
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> And you’d actually be surprised at how kids that age, at least the younger ones, can react to authority stamping down on them just a little;

My wife works at an elementary school and had the cops show up a few days ago when a brother and sister were yelling and cussing at a bus driver. When an officer told them to calm down the second grade girl stepped up on his foot and said “Or else what, motherfucker?” Once she and her third grade brother were in handcuffs they stopped cussing though.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/95 "2011-12-28T21:07:17Z")

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> [@Gedd](#):
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> Getting back to the topic . . .  
> My wife works at an elementary school and had the cops show up a few days ago when a brother and sister were yelling and cussing at a bus driver. When an officer told them to calm down the second grade girl stepped up on his foot and said “Or else what, motherfucker?” Once she and her third grade brother were in handcuffs they stopped cussing though.

:eek:

Where do they learn stuff like that, that young?

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/96 "2011-12-28T21:15:54Z")

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you’d be shocked at how some “parents” act in front of their children. That kind of behavior is learned at home.

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**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/97 "2011-12-28T21:34:23Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> :eek:
> 
> Where do they learn stuff like that, that young?

Parents. Fucking parents. I hate them so much.

//teacher rant

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/98 "2011-12-28T21:55:41Z")

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> [@jz78817](#):
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> you’d be shocked at how some “parents” act in front of their children. That kind of behavior is learned at home.

> [@CitizenPained](#):
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> Parents. Fucking parents. I hate them so much.
> 
> //teacher rant

Sad. Yet more support for my belief that having children shouldn’t be a right.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/99 "2011-12-28T21:57:54Z")

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> [@FlyByNight512](#):
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> A middle-aged guy two rows in front of me told them to knock it off. They immediately started cursing him out. “Shut the fuck up, old man!” “Fuck off!” “You can suck my dick!” This is all from kids too young to shave, who seem to think they can bully adults in public.

We coddle our children.

We make them think they can do anything they want. We never tell them no and heaven forbid we discipline them. Nope the only form of discipline they are allowed to receive is from a judge and by then its too late.

> [@](#):
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> That train is equipped with intercoms in the handicapped seating area for the wheelchair-bound to let the driver know when they need extra time to disembark. I walked to the nearest one - maybe fifteen feet from the little shits - hit the button, and loudly told the driver that he was within a hair of having a fight in the back of his train, and could security please meet us at the next stop?

WTF!?! My trains don’t have this. I want them.

> [@CitizenPained](#):
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> Parents. Fucking parents. I hate them so much.
> 
> //teacher rant

Its not just the parents. Its society. We are all getting too soft on our kids and consequently our kids are growing up without an appreciation for consequences.

If we don’t teach our kids about consequences, a judge will.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/little-shits-on-a-train/607404/100 "2011-12-28T22:07:48Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> Its not just the parents. Its society. We are all getting too soft on our kids and consequently our kids are growing up without an appreciation for consequences.

To be sure, there are definitely bad apples, but I’d like to see any sort of proof that this statement is, in any way, remotely true.

Juvenile crime is actually _down_ since the early 90s. Remember all those doom and gloom stories about gang violence in NY and LA? Well, that pretty much went away.

This really sounds like “Well, in my day, kids had respect, damnit!” and “Get off my lawn!” more than anything else.

But to reiterate, there definitely are bad apples and there’s certainly shocking behavior in small children, but that’s always been the case. It’s just that the internet has given us a great tool for selective memory and confirmation bias.

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