# Live chickens as footballs? WTF?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-chickens-as-footballs-wtf/256347>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 22, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-chickens-as-footballs-wtf/256347 "2004-07-22T14:59:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-chickens-as-footballs-wtf/256347/41 "2004-07-23T20:45:19Z")

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> Dude, not all of us are elitist liberals. Take me… I’m a meat eater, a avid deer hunter, and I despise PETA.

PETA itself is fine but its mission has always been clouded by the lunatics in its upper echelon.

And **Machetero** is at the opposite end of the compass.

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-chickens-as-footballs-wtf/256347/42 "2004-07-23T20:59:23Z")

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> [@rjung](#):
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> Unfortunately, like George W. Bush did with the Iraq war, **Machetero** appears to have pissed away any sympathy he might have garnered from this crowd.  
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Ah, I know it would be only a matter of time before Bush’s name came up in a thread about chicken stomping!

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-chickens-as-footballs-wtf/256347/43 "2004-07-24T01:21:51Z")

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> [@neuroman](#):
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> Ah, I know it would be only a matter of time before Bush’s name came up in a thread about chicken stomping!

Except with Bush, it’s the chicken doing the stomping.

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