# Live from MO Dope: Can You Hear Me Now? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229 "2003-09-28T00:07:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/21 "2003-09-29T13:16:02Z")
See - now don’tcha wish you’d stayed and let them take the Tempo back to Iowa? 😛 There _is_ a method to my madness. And that spot behind my ear is dry. ---
**Author:** ![withaK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@withaK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/withaK)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/22 "2003-09-29T14:30:27Z")
I thought about that last night. If only I didn’t have to work today or if I were not such a responsible person. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/23 "2003-09-29T14:48:28Z")
Your reality is intruding into my fantasy. Your chocolate is also in my peanut butter. Next time you’ll know better. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/24 "2003-09-29T15:28:45Z")
**misstee** , please check your email. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/25 "2003-09-29T16:17:19Z")
I checked mine, but I didn’t get anything. Is **misstee** the one who moistened that spot behind your ear? Is that why you are e-mailing her and her alone? Or is this something else about sticking chocolate in someone’s peanut butter? You know that there’s no wrong way to eat a Reeses. [sub]Unless her husband finds out.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/26 "2003-09-29T16:34:47Z")
Would you like an email too, **Skip**? I’m sure I can find something you’ll enjoy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/27 "2003-09-29T16:41:03Z")
The spot behind my ear was moistened when **withaK** was licking pudding off of me. And his chocolate is in my peanut butter. Or his peanut butter is in my chocolate. Whatever. His something is in my something and that’s all that really matters… :eek: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/28 "2003-09-29T19:13:34Z")
I just remembered that on Friday at 11:00, the teletubbies comes on TV. Let’s all post on Friday at 11:30 to see how **misstee** enjoyed her morning. he he he ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/29 "2003-09-29T20:02:31Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* I am now a master of the lethal art of Tongue Fu. [QUOTE] Care to prove it? 😃 I am sorry I didn’t post last night. By the time I got home, got the heathens in jammies and in bed, I was beat. So I went to sleep. On the other hand, this was by far the best dopefest I have ever been to. Thanks **sperfur** for being such a wonderful hostess. You the girl. It was so much fun, I think I may have to come down again. I loved that bar. I would love to go again. I also want everyone to know, that _I_ did know what most everything under **withaK’s** hood was called, and even called the problem before the mechanics got there. Thanks to **Wikkit** for being such a fun person. I don’t know if I could have made it through being broke down for 5 hours with out someone to make fun of me. **withaK** also helped out with that one. I am using the computer at the library, so I haven’t had a chance to see the photos! ( my oil is getting changed in my car right now.) I think we will be bringing either my car or **Wikkit’s** car to future dopefest, so I am taking care of problems before they arise. **Erika** , did you make it home ok? I haven’t seen a post from you yet. **SkipMagic** and **auntie em** you guys really did miss out on a great time at the bar. **Horseflesh** , I was thinking about bringing my kids down to the KC zoo. Would you like to meet up there with your kids? I have a family pass that can get in two adults and 5 kids !!! And last, **sperfur** , I have checked my e-mail and I will go talk to him about it right now. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/30 "2003-09-29T20:07:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sperfur \* > \*\*I just remembered that on Friday at 11:00, the teletubbies comes on TV. Let’s all post on Friday at 11:30 to see how **misstee** enjoyed her morning. > > he he he \*\* Would you like me to get a web cam for you guys? it will only cost you 2.99 a minute ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/31 "2003-09-29T20:35:54Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by misstee \* > **Horseflesh** , I was thinking about bringing my kids down to the KC zoo. Would you like to meet up there with your kids? I have a family pass that can get in two adults and 5 kids !!!_\* I want to go to the zoo! I haven’t been to the zoo in years. Can I go too? Pleeeeeeze? I think its $7 or $7.50 for adults. Maybe we can make a dopefest of it? Music for **Skippy** : \*There ain’t a man alive can tell me what to say. I choose my own side and I like it that way. I don’t worry about all the things that I’m not. There’s only one thing that I want I ain’t got. You know that I’m talkin’ about you, baby. But you better know before you come along. The boat that I row won’t cross no ocean; The boat that I row won’t get me there soon. But I got the love and if you got the notion, The boat that I row’s big enough for two, Just me and you.\* ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/32 "2003-09-29T20:40:30Z")
**misstee** - if we go to the zoo, I just figured out how to do what I emailed you about. We’d have to go soon, though. I am creative. I am not Mr. Gordons. ---
**Author:** ![withaK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@withaK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/withaK)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/33 "2003-09-29T21:00:48Z")
> [@](#): > > I am creative. I am not Mr. Gordons. I get it, but I’m not sure how many others will.😃 ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/34 "2003-09-29T21:10:16Z")
OMG, **withaK** has posted _three whole times in one thread_. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by withaK \* > \*\*I get it, but I’m not sure how many others will.😃 \*\* That’s OK. I didn’t expect anyone else to get it. I posted it specifically for you. ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/35 "2003-09-29T22:05:47Z")
I’m home, and alive. But nothing exciting happened to me on the way home. So I didn’t think to post about it. Zoo Dopefest? ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/36 "2003-09-29T22:23:29Z")
Some follow up: **Erika** may be quiet, but she sure can boogie on the dance floor. Her hips were shakin’ from the moment we walked into the bar. I’m glad she came and I hope she comes to the next one. I owe **misstee** a massage and promise to pay up at the next overnight dopefest. I also owe **Wikkit** and **Horseflesh** their smooches for cooking. **auntie em** , too, 'cuz she made brie (and it was _yummy_). How could I have forgotten that? To the po’ folks who missed out on our rockin’ partay: **Rexdart** - you coulda been naked in pudding! And naked on the floor of the computer room after the bar, getting a backrub. And naked in the bathtub with a sexy woman or two after the backrubs. You missed this for a wedding? **Crunchy Frog** - you’re trying to get fired anyway. Surely telling your boss not to schedule you to work Saturday or Sunday would have gotten you a little closer… **Enderw24** - I had to give Jasper an enema. All because you wouldn’t come and let me take pics of you sniffing **Skippy’s** butt. I don’t know why I blame this on you - I just do. 🆒 **Marlitharn** - we partied until **Wikkit** passed out (and he wasn’t even drinking). Then we partied until **Erika** passed out. Then we partied until **withaK** passed out. (I must admit, I kinda put **Wikkit** and **withaK** to sleep with my magic fingers… ;)) You could have come and passed out here. **elmwood** - I hope you aced that interview and they offer you the job, 'cuz you missed one hell of a she-bang. (Bang, bang, bang…) We missed you, too. That is all the admonishments I have for the teases that didn’t come. 😛 Everybody asked me where I got the idea that **Tiburon** might come. I got it from [this post.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3949422#post3949422) ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/37 "2003-09-29T23:44:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sperfur \* > I didn’t expect anyone else to get it. What??? Aren’t we smart enough to get it?? ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/38 "2003-09-30T00:49:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by misstee \* > \*\*Aren’t we smart enough to get it?? \*\* Do you get it? It takes the skill of a master to make beauty from a pale piece of pig’s ear or diamonds from mud. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/39 "2003-09-30T01:20:56Z")
BTW, I posted that one specifically for me. However, if any more Chiun insults are called for, I’m going to have to let **withaK** take over. I’m guessing he has a much better memory than I do. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229/40 "2003-09-30T02:02:27Z")
So, no one’s told me about the zoo yet. Whad’ya think? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/live-from-mo-dope-can-you-hear-me-now/204229.md?page=3)